Lol, I dressed within a custom designed French maid's uniform for Halloween one year and had a great time that evening. I also dressed within a candy striper style nurses uniform, when a male in Florida had broken his leg. I visited his residence, in order to cook and clean for the pervert, just to annoy his Boston Wop self. That was hilarious, because he could not garner access, lol. I decided that one of those library ladders with single track would need to be installed within your stairwell, for regular access to the mounts. She will simply have to dress as a librarian for you, lol.
I think the crazy liberals were pushing for that a while back...another socialist redistribution handout for yet another fake victim group they created. I had myself quite a bit of fun online one year, debating a short male lawyer in Commiefornia, whom happened to be quite a bit taller than myself, making him look like the idiot he happened to be. It was a forum attached to a well known newspaper over there. He was just another activist stirring the CommiePot of greed.
I think that you should go ask your "Daddy" for a big hug and bounce upon his knee. You will probably feel much better afterwards. While you do that, I shall be refocusing my attention upon the Captain's trophy room dilemma, via researching more historical homes throughout Alabama for additional ideas.