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Discussion in 'Community Forum' started by Shiz-Nit, Jun 1, 2011.
If you think all the good jobs start way too early!!
If your last words were "Hold my beer and watch this" you might be a redneck.
I told dad i'm gonna marry her, he said if she aint good enough for her own brother she aint good enough for you- thats a red neck!
If you've ever shopped here:
If your family's sole source of income is a 24/7- 365 yard sale, you might be a redneck (or maybe just from Carter County)
If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade and both of you are waiting for the school to burn down so you can graduate from gradeschool, then you might be a Redneck.
Or you have to resort to burning the grass, because your antique sickle blade broke.
If you invite your friends over for a "pool party" and they have to help you blow it up....you might be a redneck.
If you voted for Obama because you needed your tooth fixed.
This one came from experience boys. My old gravel drive was nearly invisible from all the weeds and grass.
If your bow is worth more than your truck, you might be a redneck!
If you put an expensive CB radio in your truck that isn't running yet...you might be a redneck....Jeff Foxworthy might wanna check out this this thread for some new material...Audio...whistles...Audio...WOW !! watch this baby modge....whistles ...."Breaker channel 6"....Whats this baby pushin on your meter?
I thought I heard that somewhere before, heck that's cause I said it!
If you've ever used your dentures to pop a beer bottle top, you might be a redneck...
If you and the wife argue over who's truck you all are taking to the drive-in, then you must be a red neck...