To Salty.

Discussion in 'Community Forum' started by Dark Cloud, Aug 16, 2019.

  1. Dark Cloud

    Dark Cloud 12 pointer

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    Seen this joke on another forum, thought some might like it.

    A mid eastern diplomat was visiting the U.S. and was being toured and fed by the state department.He couldn’t get use to all the salt in American food(French fries, hot dogs etc).He would send his man servant , Abdul to fetch a glass of water for him.

    This happened several times during the meal,the diplomat would scream at Abdul to fetch water,He would scamper off and come back with a glass of water.

    Finally Abdul was screamed at to fetch water, and he returned with an empty glass ,and the diplomat hollered ,Abdul you son of a camel, where’s my water ? Abdul said, a thousands pardons your highness ,someone was setting on the well .
     
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  2. Marsh CallUser

    Marsh CallUser 12 pointer

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  3. 00noturkey

    00noturkey 10 pointer

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    thats awful!! i wouldn't tell it. my memory aint what it never was, lately..
    got anymore....
     
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2019
  4. Brody

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