Coot_Meurer
10 pointer
Two library's from Austin are driving down the road in Texas. Their Volvo is covered with Obama stickers and they are texting, chatting, and speeding.
Soon they see blue lights in their rear view mirror, and pull over, commenting to each other that this is probably some dumb ole bubba of a cop.
The officer approaches the driver side, taps on the window. The driver rolls down the window and with attitude says "what's up Bubba?".
The cop taps him upside the head with the nightstick and says - "let's try this again, but with a little respect!"
Immediately, the driver gets out his license and registration, and the cops goes back to his car to write the tickets.
Returning to the car, the cop hand the driver his license, registration, and ticket - then goes around to the passenger side. Again he knocks on the window.As soon as the window comes down, the cop smacks the passenger with the nightstick.
"Ow, what did you do that for?" said the passenger.
"Just making your wishes come true" says the cop.
"What do you mean, making my wish come true?"
The cops says "I know that two miles down the road you are going to say to your buddy - I wish he tried that $&!t with me - and I am just making your wish come true!"
Soon they see blue lights in their rear view mirror, and pull over, commenting to each other that this is probably some dumb ole bubba of a cop.
The officer approaches the driver side, taps on the window. The driver rolls down the window and with attitude says "what's up Bubba?".
The cop taps him upside the head with the nightstick and says - "let's try this again, but with a little respect!"
Immediately, the driver gets out his license and registration, and the cops goes back to his car to write the tickets.
Returning to the car, the cop hand the driver his license, registration, and ticket - then goes around to the passenger side. Again he knocks on the window.As soon as the window comes down, the cop smacks the passenger with the nightstick.
"Ow, what did you do that for?" said the passenger.
"Just making your wishes come true" says the cop.
"What do you mean, making my wish come true?"
The cops says "I know that two miles down the road you are going to say to your buddy - I wish he tried that $&!t with me - and I am just making your wish come true!"