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Discussion in 'Waterfowl Hunting' started by Bowfinger, Aug 22, 2019.

  1. Bowfinger

    Bowfinger 8 pointer

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    I’ve decided it’s time to share my vast array of duck hunting nonesense and shenanigans.

    Had two young men begging to go hunt youth season, it was their last year to participate in the coveted youth weekend and I had never participated myself. So I put one in a leaky pair of waders and gave the other one an auto that is essentially a single shot.

    Neither complained or whimpered. Heck they even stayed in the boat with while I took my 0430 sabbatical over the starboard side. I gave them the option to get out but the elected to stay.

    Since then, Dip and Chit have jumped in way over their hip boots. Just yesterday Dip showed up at the house and couldn’t wait to tell me about the newly acquired property he has permission to hunt. Blinds already in place blah blah blah. So I asked what it had to do with me. The property owner won’t let him hunt it without an adult. I leterally LOL’d, and made it very clear to him that I was like that reaccuring crotch itch he caught from that hussy at the Hopkins Co. fair, once he had me he could’nt get rid of me.

    So, now I have 2 designated/motivated drivers at my disposal. First session of backing up a trailer begins Saturday. Going to hook up the 10’ lawnmower trailer and make em back it around the block a time or two. Figure after an hour of frustration I’ll hook to the boat up and show how to do it the correct way.
     
  2. Giveem3outdoors

    Giveem3outdoors 12 pointer

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    You need to set up an obstacle course. You know one of them with the razor wire and such. Get them trained how to run when needed. Get them ready for the doomer life.
     
  3. Bowfinger

    Bowfinger 8 pointer

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    That’s long over. Waylon said it best.

     
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  4. B.M. Barrelcooker

    B.M. Barrelcooker 12 pointer

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    I agree with the part about the itch.


    Bleach and chlorine won’t keep you away.
     
  5. hunt-4-life21

    hunt-4-life21 12 pointer

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    I don't know whether to give you an atta boy for taking Dip and Chit or worry for their safety. I hope they have brothers/sisters. Cuz when you lose one, their parents are going to need someone else.
     
  6. Giveem3outdoors

    Giveem3outdoors 12 pointer

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    Itll be like the scout story all over.
     
  7. carnivore

    carnivore 12 pointer

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    In some cases mentorships should be subject to some sort of peer review.
     
  8. hunt-4-life21

    hunt-4-life21 12 pointer

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    When they said "Come home scout" on a length FB post I lost it.
     
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  9. Bowfinger

    Bowfinger 8 pointer

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    B564D784-8918-4FA2-9329-5F32F9D577C3.jpeg 155CFEBF-3220-466C-92B3-8BAA43D66A87.jpeg E1FE5442-9C1C-47BA-BA13-852234E9BDFC.jpeg 1E3DAA8E-031D-4853-B273-040CFA7697C7.jpeg Dip and Chit on the board.
     
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  10. Giveem3outdoors

    Giveem3outdoors 12 pointer

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    Do us all a favor and break goldy locks flat bill habit lol. Good work.
     
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  11. HeadedWest

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    Shit, already old and hateful.
     
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  12. bmason

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    The future looks bright!
     
  13. FOWLER2671

    FOWLER2671 12 pointer

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    117.JPG The old codger I hunt with turns 81 in November... A few years ago, he was at the doctors office and ran into a guy in his 60s that he took duck hunting when they were both a lot younger... The other guy still duck hunts..

    Dempsey, my huntin buddy told me that's why you don't take these punk ass kids huntin! The just crowd your spots for the next 60 years!!
     
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2019
  14. Bowfinger

    Bowfinger 8 pointer

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    That’s KY Hunting Forum GOLD!!!
     

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