Pooping in the field

Discussion in 'General Hunting' started by Danno, Nov 23, 2020.

  1. Danno

    Danno Fawn

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    I am an avid lover of the outdoors, and nothing brings me closer to nature than hovering an inch from the ground, and pinching out a sewer missile. So i guess the real question is... what's your poop story? Just for fun and a laugh in the age we're in talk about your trip down Hershey highway.
     
  2. CRFmxracer

    CRFmxracer 12 pointer

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    This has been my shittiest deer season yet. I’ve gone through an entire roll in the field. Last Wednesday I had a the bubble guts as soon as i got in the woods. Did the deed and heard a deer coming. Had a 6pt at 5yds while pinching one off. He winded me *shocker*
     
  3. Danno

    Danno Fawn

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    My personal story, my wife cooked up some delicious pulled pork, and to my discredit i should've never trusted a fart. There i was an hour away from home with mud from my hip to my ankles.... the only thing i bagged that day was my undies
     
  4. rcb216

    rcb216 12 pointer

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    A buddy of mine told me a story once about the biggest whipping he ever got from his dad. He was up his dads stand and pinched one off from the stand. Thought he leaned over enough. Next morning his dad hunted that stand. Well long story short his dad came in early and whipped him hard. He started climbing up and got a hand full off one of the steps. Lol.
     
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  5. bearleft

    bearleft 6 pointer

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    My buddy's dad dropped his coveralls and crapped all over them ....and then pulled them up not knowing, pants shirt and coveralls all covered! An hour and a half from home!
    He made his 65 Year old dad ride in the back of the truck home, It was NOT warm!!
     
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  6. barney

    barney 12 pointer

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    At least half of my poops in life have been in nature. That's a conservative estimate, too! Long live Liberty!
     
  7. Feedman

    Feedman Cyber-Hunter

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    In the basement
    Outhouses count?
     
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  8. barney

    barney 12 pointer

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    Absolutely! But not the same as the old oak tree on foggy August morn.

    There's a difference in desperation, and patience. "Enjoy the go" is the WAY underrated Charmin slogan.
     
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  9. Tankt

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    There is toilet paper all over the farm I hunt
     
  10. HeadedWest

    HeadedWest 8 pointer

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    LOL.

    Hope it’s your farm.
     
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  11. HeadedWest

    HeadedWest 8 pointer

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    If pooping in the woods is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
     
  12. rcb216

    rcb216 12 pointer

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    I have came back many times and the wife asks me. “Why are you wearing just one sock?” I only pooped once.
     
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  13. AndySchulte

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    I swear, there’s going to be people with absurd trail cam pictures of me at Taylorsville lake one day.
     
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  14. bgkyarcher

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    Back up to one of front tires of your truck. Do your business, and wipe. Then go about your hunt. Just be sure to back up to said tire with the top of your arse/lower back, not the cheeks.... Ask me how I know.
     
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  15. carnivore

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    Me and my nephew (raised by his mom, no daddy) who was 5 at the time were in the yard and the boy get a nervous look on his face and starts to walk to the house. I say where you going son? He says “in the house to pee!” I laugh and say we’re in the country boy, piss behind that tree over there. He thought it was crazy and weird but he did it. Bout a week later we were in the yard again. This times he gets a little nervous look but walks over behind the tree without missing a beat. About three minutes later he says uncle jason! Can you bring me some toilet paper. Little bastard took a shit in my dads yard! I go over there and it was all down his legs and in his underwear and pants which were at his ankles. So, i get the hose. My sister walks around the corner of the house to find her boy spreading his buttcheeks and uncle jason cleaning him off with a high pressure garden hose. She starts to yell at me but i tell her its her fault for not teaching the boy to piss outside, and for him not having the common sense to know that pissing in the yard and poopin in the yard are 2 different animals.
     
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