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Discussion in 'Community Forum' started by Carl, Aug 3, 2020.
Hahahahahaha. It took me a minute to be completely honest.
Switzerland doesn’t have a lot going for it…but it’s flag is a big plus.
So Superman was flying through the air like he always does when he spies Wonder Woman laying spread Eagle naked on the ground below. Seeing his chance, he swoops down real quick and Bbbdddtt!!! Gives her a good quick pounding before flying away.
Wonder Woman looks up and says “What was that?” The Invisible Man said “I don’t know but my ass sure is sore”!
TripleGee made my day.
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth…
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened??
The Pastor explains that the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday, his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes but…the third Sunday, he put his "wife’s teeth" in by MISTAKE and he couldn’t shut up…
Two deaf people get married. After a week they are having trouble in the bedroom not being able to sign with the lights out. Wife signs now if you want to have sex squeeze my right breast once and if you don't want sex squeeze my left breast once. Great idea signs the husband now for you if you want sex pull on my penis one time and if not pull on it 99 times.
Biden is the president! Best one I’ve heard in a while.
Kate hurries over to her 95 year old grandmothers home when she learns her 98 year old grandfather has passed away. What happened Kate asks. Grandmother says they were having their Sunday morning sex when he died of a heart attack. You should not be having sex at your age Kate says. Oh it was fine grandmother says. We paced ourselves with the church bell. In with ding and out with the dong. He would still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come by.
What do a burnt pizza, frozen can of beer and a pregnant woman have in common?
All were left in too long
Someone forgot to take it out in time
None are good to eat