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Discussion in 'Community Forum' started by Carl, Aug 3, 2020.
Haha.. Wise Professor.
So this actually did happen to us at work. Supervisor was just mean and nasty, not pleasant or professional at all. New guy was getting the usual nastiness from her first week he was there. He ask me and this guy Jeff how long she had been like this. I said at 10-12 years. New guy says you think she's raggin. Jeff says no way she would have bled to death by now. LMAO
Has this one been done yet? (Sent from a hospital bed...)
I was at Walmart the other day , and these two women around 30 years old approached me and asked if if I knew if Walmart carried a certain item. It was a trick, because as I walked up to their van, one of them flashed me and was totally naked. I was so surprised, I just got out of their fast. When I got into the store, I noticed my wallet was gone. I am telling this because if you go to Walmart, they are totally out of wallets. After I bought the third one that day, I found out that was all they had in stock, so I gave that manager a piece of my mind!
Little Johnny was always farting. Teacher kept asking him to stop but Little Johnny replied I'm the best farter and I'm not gonna stop till somebody beats me. Well the teacher has little Johnny stay after class and she tells him if I can fart better than you will you stop, little Johnny agree . Teacher gets out some baby powder and puts on two separate sheets of paper, she tells little Johnny whoever blows the most powder off is the winner. So little Johnny bonds over and gives it his best fart and blows almost all the powder off the paper. Well he just o owns he has on . Teacher bends over and let's out a fart blowing all the powder and the paper off the des . Little johnny is amazed and wants her to teach him how she did it. She agrees to show little Johnny and bends over to fart again, little johnny quickly looks up her skirt and jumps back hollering you cheated you cheated your firing a double barrel
Hilarious. Loved the “You just crossed into California”
3 potatoes are standing on a street corner how can you tell which one is a prostitute?....................The one with the Idaho sticker on it!
Stopped at gas station awhile back and in the bay next to me was a pickup truck with a 3 legged hog sitting in the seat. I asked the ol boy pumping gas what happened to the pigs leg. He said that's a special hog, house caught on fire one night and that hog squealed and woke us up saved all our lives. I said but why does he only have 3 legs? Man said we hated to eat such a good hog all at once!
Little Johnny walked in on his parents making love one day. He said daddy can I ride on your back, dad says sure Johnny Well mom starts moaning and thrashing around on the bed,and little Johnny says hang on tight daddy this is where me and the milkman always get bucked off!
Here's you guys a three piece chicken dinner..
For some reason I picture HuntressOLight as the blond in this video .
I thought it was worth posting.
The Gunfighter | A Short Film by Eric Kissack (narrated by Nick Offerman) - YouTube
Long haired brunette with green eyes here. Sorry to spoil your fantasy. Did not access link.
Anything itching on the Front Porch???
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