HHahaha. Nice.A bank robber walks out of the bank to find a crowd of people watching. He walks up to the first guy and asked did you see me rob that bank? Yes I did. So the robber shoots him right between the eyes and goes to the next man. Did you see me rob that bank? After a minute the guy says well I can't lie I saw you. Bamb right between the eyes and he goes to the third guy and asks did you see me rob that bank? After a few seconds the guy says No but my wife did.
LOL. Good oneOld man and his wife 50th wedding aniversry. They went to the same resturaunt they went to on their wedding night. Ate a good meal. Sitting there the man said,you remember what we did 50 years ago after we ate? She said yes we went out back and made love. He giggled up up for it? She said I am if you are. They went out back. There was a cop there and heard them talk. He went out back and hid. The couple got out back. Old man spun her around bent her over the fence and went at it. Screaming and yelling. Sweat and snot a flying. Going at it like two Rabbits. After about 10 minutes both fell off the fence. Laying on the ground panting like 2 Greyhounds that just ran a race. The cop was amazed. He came out of hiding. Aproached the couple. He said you know I heard yall talking in the resturaunt so I came out. Im not going to arrest you,but have to ask. How does an older couple like yall still have the drive and passion to go at it like you did? The old man looked up and said, WELL SONNY THAT FENCE WASNT ELECTRIC 50 YEARS AGO.