Invitational Baltimore Rat Shoot

Discussion in 'Politics' started by JG26_Irish, Jul 30, 2019.

  1. <Sarcastic Humor Warning> We used to go to the Dakotas and shoot rodents (prairie dogs) for the ranchers. We were welcomed and made to feel at home and it was great fun. Nobody got hurt (except the P-doggies) and it was a peaceful pastime.

    Would we get the same reception if we all showed up for an "Invitational Baltimore Rat Shoot"? I hear that the town is infested with rats? I wonder what the po-leece, the locals and the media would do if a few thousand good ole country boyz all showed up with long range precision rifles, a few thousand rounds of ammo apiece, dressed in camo and began thinning out the herd? (the rodents not the locals).

    I am guessing that it would be ugly. I can imagine the headlines:
    "Heavily Armed Racist Milita Groups invade socialist utopia" Film at 11.
    "Rednecks advocated shooting P-Doggies. Rappers are banding together for protection".
    "B-More Police claim they are out numbered and out gunned. Call for backup"
    "Mayor claims this uninvited, illegal migration of Southern immigrants is an Invasion. Calls for a wall to be built on the Virginia/Maryland border. Congress authorizes funds under emergency action. To keep rednecks out."
    "State Governor declares: Redneck children who are born in Baltimore are still Rednecks!"

  2. Peta declares common Rat to be endangered species.
  3. Carl

    Carl 12 pointer

    Dec 1, 2003
    Western Kentucky
    Black gang members hiding behind every dumpster. :D:D:D
  4. ojibwa62

    ojibwa62 12 pointer

    Jul 1, 2018
    PBS did a report a year ago about the major rat problem in Cummings district..

    The crime rate is also 320 times the national avg..
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  5. JR in KY

    JR in KY 12 pointer

    Jan 25, 2006
    The Occupied South
    Cummings is the Biggest RAT of them all.
    I bet he has stolen millions.
    PUBLIC RAT and ojibwa62 like this.
  6. reivertom

    reivertom 12 pointer

    Dec 17, 2007
    Greenup Co.
    It would be declared racist because the rats are brown and black.
  7. Ataulbe1

    Ataulbe1 12 pointer

    Oct 27, 2017
    Estill County
    Don't go confusing the race baiters with facts.
    ojibwa62 likes this.
  8. wv67

    wv67 12 pointer

    Dec 19, 2017
    Southern wva
    Shoot a few coons while we at it a lot of them too ( raaacoooons)
  9. aaronc

    aaronc 10 pointer

    Jul 21, 2009
    He's a self righteous prick of the highest order. Follow the $.

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