I don't know if I'm alone in this but, i feel like a child when i first discovered Santa wasn't real. Today at approximately 8:47pm, i heard a fart. Now under normal circumstances it wouldn't alarm me, but you see it was only my wife and i in the room.... and it wasn't me. Now I've held the belief that women don't poo, rather they produce unicorn sneezes, and bubblegum. Now i asked my beautiful wife if by chance a frog, or a duck had found it's way inside only to receive a slight giggle and a "nope." Whoa wait a minute.... that means.... no it can't be.