how to be a Modern Man

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  1. EC

    EC 12 pointer

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    Trendy, hipster p#ssy. When the lights go out, he's the first one on the menu.
     
  2. nwest

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    Yep yep......
     
  3. riverboss

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    From caveman to gayman! I knew when I started hearing grown men were shaving there entire bodys it wouldn't be good.
    Now the liberal fruits cakes are everywhere.

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  4. OldEarnhardtFan

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    Even my eyes hurt from reading that...
     
  5. Manzanita

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    Telecheck 018
    I've read several commentaries on that article since it appeared.

    Cleanse your eyes with this one. It's the best.
     
  6. corndogggy

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    Yeah that's awesome. Mike Row had a nice rant too. My take on some of them:


    2. "Fake it till you make it" isn't exactly always a great way to live your life by in all circumstances.

    3. Movie theaters? Two words: home theater. Munch however loud you want.

    4. First of all, if you tell yourself that you enjoy the taste of burnt flesh because otherwise your manhood would be in question, you have mental issues. Secondly, filets don't have big chunks of fat. Third, if you burn a filet, maybe you deserve to have to eat it, mainly so you remember to not do that next time.

    5. Successful people park at the far end of the parking lot in all scenarios. First of all, you get exercise. Secondly, that's the farthest away from where all the idiots with shopping carts are, which is exactly where you want to park your nice vehicle. But, don't be a douche and take up two spots.


    8. If I ever have to ride in a helicopter, you can bet that I'll use the phrase "GET TO DA CHOPPA! in my best Arnold voice, just like a gauche simpleton.


    10. You have a wife and multiple children. And not only are you doing the dishes, you're telling everybody you're a REAL man because you wait for them to dry in full! Let's think about this.

    11. Manly men don't tweet. What's a pin?

    12. So now your soap management skills define you as a man? Or is it the fact that you checked the soap before and not during a shower? Real men walk to the sink naked unapologetically and grab another bar if necessary and think nothing of it. It's just not a big deal.

    13. For some reason, someone who cries all the time, seemingly admits to needing to be held, defines themselves by owning Oxfords, melon ballers, and shoehorns, yet religiously listens to the same gangsta rap group, seems mentally unstable.

    14. You're married. Some things are womans work. If you do the grocery shopping you should know what you're looking for by heart. Start with some more steaks because you just burnt them up in number 4.

    15. Only whiny little effiminate twits stamp across the floor in a public display of emotion like a first grader.

    16. See 25. That's going to work out swell. Maybe you can whack the guy with your melon baller.

    17, 18, 20, 26: See # 13.

    22. Have you ever heard of the internet by chance? Lots of news there, no public nudity necessary.


    25. Except for, you know, number 16.
     
  7. OldEarnhardtFan

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    Thanks partner......my eyes are feeling better but are still tear stained.
     
  8. EC

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    WTF is a Wu-Tang??

    I know many men will listen to Poon Tang...
     
  9. trust me

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    A mouth breathing knuckle dragging troglodyte like myself doesn't much care about hipster living standards. Add Mr. Lombardi and the NY Times to the long list of things about which I'm freshly out of ####'# to give.
     
  10. TripleGee

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    That Modern Man is a candy ass!
     
  11. JDMiller

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    " Between the Rivers "
    Well..... I'll never get those few minutes back.

    Was'nt "WuTang " what the guy in the movie Full Metal Jacket said about if there was a word worth fighting / dying for?? Wait....the more I think about .. that wasn't it... lol.


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  12. Coot_Meurer

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    Not here anymore

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