how to be a Modern Man

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  1. corndogggy

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    His "modern man" has no bollocks. The children mentioned must be adopted, because he surely couldn't produce any with his own equipment.
     
  4. WaterDog88

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    My three favorites from that POS:

    1. On occasion the modern man is the little spoon,

    2. The modern man has no use for a gun,

    3. The modern man cries. He cries often.


    Guess I'm a Neanderthal.
     
  5. I can't believe I wasted that part of my life reading that "Stuff" I need to go spit!
     
  6. riverboss

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    I guess Bruce Jenner is the poster child. No thanks I prefer the John Wayne edition.

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  7. KYote-Krusher

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    It says the guy that wrote that load of dribble is named Brian Lombardi, if that's really his name I'll bet 'Vince Lombardi' is doing about 2,400 RPM right now.

    But .... I don't believe for a minute a man actually wrote it, it sounds more like a little college girl who sit's in class and dreams about some touchy-feely actor she saw in a "Chick Flick" the night before to me.

    However ... I'm shedding some real 'Modern Man' tears right this minute because I don't have any idea who "Wu-Tang" or "Michael Mann" are.

    Boo - freakin' - Hoo!! :p
     
  8. orion2000

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    Those caught my eye. Also, had to Google "Wu-Tang", "melon baller" and "Michael Man". What a waste...
     
  9. EdLongshanks

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    I think there are some very interesting points made in the article. I think I would make a wonderful "modern man" if I didn't have these damn man parts and male hormones.
     
  10. WaterDog88

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    Yeah, I reckon wu tang is something you order at the Chinese place, melon baller is a fella who likes boobies a lot, and Michael Man is that fat boy with glasses that makes all those movies about hating guns and such...
     
  11. corndogggy

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    Michael Mann had some great old school action movies. I hardly think his collection is the end game for the genre though. The strangest thing is that somebody would be a fan of his work while being a crying Oxford-wearing gun-hating gangsta-rapping melon-balling effeminate guy who sometimes needs to be held.
     
  12. reivertom

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    The modern men might as well neuter their boys in stead of circumcising them. They won't need them anyway.....they are all a bunch of eunuchs.
     
  13. KY Swamp Beagler

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    28. The modern man actually sits down and writes logical, thought provoking prose in paragraph form when writing for the masses rather than in list form which only reveals to the reader that he is truly a lackadaisical simpleton lurking under a thin candy-ass shell. Therefore, in the interest of all men, both modern or archaic, I declare Lombardi's list null and void. Please hand over your man card sir...now!
     
  14. Manhattan

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    Somebody has been watching too many reruns of "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood".....His neighborhood is full of "Modern Men"
     
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