First time duck hunting

Meth is probably cheaper and without as many bad side affects.

 

And call shots at 80 yards over mojo's.

 

And pretty soon all you do is complain about what every other hunter does instead of enjoying your own hunt.

 

You forgot honey buns for said bacon. How do you forget about fried honey buns? cheap, but worth a million bucks

 

How some of you Topwaters can call yourselves duck hunters without including the liquor bill in the warning notice is beyond me...


PS: Get yourself a pair of MPW waders! They come with worthless outside pockets unless you tuck a 325 ml bottle in one.

 

Only a true topwater doesn't have a liquor bill regardless of the season.

 

Know some boys who would like to take back the day they mixed 325 and little pellets

 

Beretta or Benelli will be on the list. Then a choke for it. Dont forget the floating case in case it goes over board. And all thats not counting if you wanna be the "cool" guy. Lifted duramax on 20's with a lope tune to get you to the spots. Dont forget the yeti cooler in the back or the led light bar on the front that never gets turned on. Sorry couldnt resist...

 

Cha ching!!!! On the Benelli, bought a Super Vinci this year!!!! Just couldn't resist


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I will give u a tip on buying decoys, search Craigslist, always folks wantin to sell their dekes, usually for well below what buying brand new ones cost


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I pretty much set aside money every year for waterfowl goodies. Lol I bought a Beretta A400 this year, after 8 seasons the Mossberg finally started acting like a Mossberg. Lol