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Discussion in 'Community Forum' started by supergoat80, Nov 25, 2019.

  1. bgkyarcher

    bgkyarcher 12 pointer

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    There were about 10 couples that were in the medium range. The contest to decide who got in was for the woman to say, "Oh where, oh where is my big Tarzan?" Then the husband reacts. Audience response wins. When my wife said it, I said, "Right here I am, and daddy knows what you like, you bad girl!" I spun her around, bent her over the seat, and started spanking dat ass.... LOL. The audience went nuts. One of the questions in the show was where is the strangest place you've ever had sex. The oldest married couple had 60 years. The woman replied, "I guess in that little shower in our room about an hour ago." lol.
     
  2. Meatstick

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    They did something similar for the middle couples. Wives had to lap dance on their husbands. We were a shoe in for newest couple, and the oldest couple had been married 66 years. Old man couldn't remember the last time they'd had sex, and audience thought he was in some trouble. They asked the wife, and she couldn't remember either lol. The rest of the old man's lines were half ass scripted, but still funny as hell
     
  3. Wildcat

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    Doing that this summer. Then flying to the Brooks Range, Katmai National Park and Preserve , for the Brown Bears, from Anchorage staying a few days before heading by SUV to Fairbanks.
     
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  4. 1wildcatfan

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    Sounds like a great trip. Go see a glacier whike u can.
     
  5. Duster

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    But global warming is not true just ask your party's people.
     
  6. Wildcat

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    This is the community forum and YOU bring politics into a cruise tread. No suprise here.
     
  7. Bubbles

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    Exactly. I remember that one time he posted on a hunting thread and brought up Trump. Typical liberal democrat...obsessed with their loss in 2016 and cries about it every day regardless of subject.
     
  8. Nock

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    Yeah we got picked for the middle couple. It was good time.
     
  9. Nock

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    No telling how many people came up to us after the show while on rest of trip saying how they loved our responses.
     
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  10. bgkyarcher

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    Yeah, I got a nickname from our appearance, and EVERYBODY, including the staff, called me by the nickname all week.....
    The question was, "What does your husband do that is strange or embarassing?" My wife said, "When he eats, he goes..." Which is true. I'm very regular, lol. If I eat a meal, I'm on the john within 30 minutes.... The MC said, "Soooo, he's a super-pooper....". I was super-pooper the rest of the week, and still am to those that were on the trip with us..... lol A buddy and I did some trivia game. You give your name, your home town, and something it is known for. I said, "I'm Dana, from Bowling Green, Ky, home of the Corvette". My friend said "I'm David, from Bowling Green, Ky, home of the super pooper." lol.
     
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  11. thunderstorm

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    Similar to Meatstick my wife wanted to go for our anniversary and I ended up liking it. We really enjoy going in the middle of the winter to the western Caribbean.
     
  12. Michigander

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    yep, he's a tool
     
  13. katlynn

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    We went on our first cruise January 2019 with Norwegian Cruise Lines to the western Caribbean...Mexico, Honduras, grand cayman. We had way more fun than we expected. We snorkeled and did a Mayan ruin tour. The weather in January was awesome...warm enough to be outside, not hot enough to keep me inside.

    Even if you don’t drink much alcohol, get the drink package...it covers sodas and such as well.
     
  14. Carl

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  15. Duster

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    Hell you bring politics into every forum. Even got your ass handed to you once that they gave you a political forum and your traffic on the community forum went down, but you didn't think it applied to you....LMAO. You can't even follow the political forum on another forum but post political junk in the general forum when they have a political forum for people like you.
     

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