Coveting the neighbors wife.

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  1. carnivore

    carnivore 12 pointer

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    Ill start with The fact that my wife has a very good (but high stress) job and runs our kids around in the afternoon to activities. With that said after supper and on the weekend this woman’s ass is glued to the couch. (Several of my exes have been the same way. Lol)
    I’ll admit to coveting my neighbors wife. Not for sexual reasons, but I always see her out there on the weekends with the weedwhacker and the mower, painting trim, pulling weeds, and powerwashing anything and everything. Hell, She probably changes his oil and brakes.
     
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  2. HuntressOfLight

    HuntressOfLight 12 pointer

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    Simple solution, get rid of the couch.
     
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  3. JR in KY

    JR in KY 12 pointer

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    Sumpin wrong with All ov'em but maybe you better leave well nuff alone and run the weed eater yerself.
    Get a Messican to mow the yard, but he may wind up in the couch....
     
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  4. I have a buddy, the one who made the crawfish po’ boy last week, who’s wife is the perfect woman. She is built, beautiful and country as a turnip green. She cooks, cleans, gardens, does all the yard work, paints you name it, the woman is busy with something constantly. I’ve been married multiple times and never had anything to compare it to. Lucky sob drinks like a fish and when he drinks puts down women in front of her and she just smiles and takes it.
     
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  5. beauhunter41031

    beauhunter41031 12 pointer

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    My woman is the same way. After work or on days off there’s not a whole lot of motivation besides reading her books or binge watching some dumb Netflix series. She wanted to build a Elaborate chicken coop Last month, however weekend after weekend nothing was happening and I’m stuck with a dozen growing chickens messing up my garage so I took the reins and got project started and then get bitched at for taking over her project.

    I do wish she didn’t let people at work affect her mood so much, was a little more Adventurous and had more friends. But oh well I love her just the same sounds like your neighbor as a very motivated independent wife
     
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  6. beauhunter41031

    beauhunter41031 12 pointer

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    Hopefully I can word this appropriately but when most women are in their 30s and 40s they want a certain thing more than we do I feel like and I see a direct correlation with their mood and attitude when they have been taken care of. I was just talking to my brother about this last week. He told me I need to go home and service that thing get her in a better mood. he’s got to do the same thing with his wife when she gets moody
     
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  7. carnivore

    carnivore 12 pointer

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    When im stressed i need to stay busy, she naps lol.
     
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  8. rare to get a great one,lol
     
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  9. Carl

    Carl 12 pointer

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    My wife once changed the brakes on my Harley
     
  10. Tankt

    Tankt 12 pointer

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    Stress wears me out. I love naps when I am stressed.
     
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  11. useyourbow

    useyourbow 12 pointer

    I don't mind my wife not mowing or changing brakes. If I wanted that I would have married one of my buddies. :eek:
     
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  12. Tankt

    Tankt 12 pointer

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    If they want that certain thing even more in their 50's I may have a problem.
     
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  13. KYBOY

    KYBOY 12 pointer

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    Mine use to start my truck at 430am and load my dogs. Mines a worker no doubt. Tractor, weedeater, mows etc. we share the load
     
  14. Tankt

    Tankt 12 pointer

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    Mine is a worker but I won't let her use my weedeater despite her wanting to. That is a man's job and I would feel awful if she did that
     
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  15. carnivore

    carnivore 12 pointer

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    I felt that way until I started hitting her great dane’s poop with the trimmer, and inevitably ends up in my mouth. Now i consider it woman’s work lol!
     

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