I pissed off the last crotch sling poster so I'm not going to go on a rant. Maybe it's just me with my old ass, football, and general life injuries but there is nothing about a crouch sling that sounds interesting to me. I like to stand most of the time but I like to switch it up a few times a sit. Stand, sit, stretch my legs out off of the platform. Slowing shuffle my feet to watch the other direction. Hunkering down to try to get warm with a thermos of coffee. I just don't see myself sitting more than a few hours in a sling that's pressuring my low hanging balls in a grade school swing. Any pressure for a long period of time causes something on me to go to sleep and hurt like hell.