I forgot to give a dubseter account of said waterfowl mount above^^^^. I had some clients want to go on a snow goose hunt in Arkansas. I think this was 2018? I booked a hunt outside Delaplaine. We get to the field and its a slow, rainy drizzle, but worked a bunch of geese. It wasn't what you see Tony "Pretty Boy" V post but solid groups of 5-15. Honestly, I had a lot of fun and I'm not sure why I haven't been back. Anyway, I was talking to the guide when this dude slipped in and landed at the far end of the decoys (200yds). The guide said if you stay low, I think you can kill that thing. I was like, yeah right. It'll be gone before I get out of my blind. Unbeknownst to me, that blue was really dumb and you can actually sneak up on them. Fun times.
Sorry my story didn't include chesty women, monster trucks, or mounting a bird I did not shoot.