Couple more that were overlooked. Who all out there chews while on stand? Does smoking cigarettes affect your deer hunt? (Followed by 20 testimonials stating" I had to stub out my cigarette and was blowing smoke out of my nose when I killed my biggest deer". Followed by "nuff said".
Heres a few, Im going to shoot the neighbors dogs,if he dont tie them up Farmers cattle done messed up my deer hunting again Why do they have to cut fire wood as soon as I get in the stand Somebody is using a high powered rifle during bow season,they fired one shot right before dark Sit all day,didnt see a deer What kind of tree is this,is it a white oak Whats wrong with this deer Would you shoot,or does he need another year
* Landowners are selfish jerks! * Out of staters stole my lease! * Mt Lions in (fill in the location)? * What do I get with sportsmans tag. * (fill in the store name here) sux! ...and the Pièce de résistance: * I need a guidance counselor and seek advise from random internet strangers
