I just got a call (the number said it was from Washington, DC 202-586-3976). I had to answer this one because I was thinking it was wanting some political donation and I was ready to let them "have it". Instead, it was some pre-recorded woman (with terrible sounding audio) speaking, in what sounded like, Chinese. Chinese? Really? There were some pauses when she spoke, so I guess that was wanted me to respond "yes or no". Instead, I just said, "Kiss my a$$, you red commie b*tch". Did this a couple times. I have no idea what it was saying anyway. So I'm expecting a battalion of red Chinese paratroopers from the People's Army to parachute into my front yard at any day now. Come get some.