21/22 Super Thread

[Bowfinger]

Seen a few ducks this week, dub season a couple winks away, so I figured I’d right the ship by starting the annual season thread. There is some new faces poking around so I thought I’d take a moment to bring you up to speed. Generally this thread runs all season to bitch about lack of ducks, lack of water, surplus of hunters, and the like. A few pro tips!

1) Check your feelings at the login screen.
2) Don’t take everything so literal.
3) Read #2 again
3) Green Jeans reads this trash and doesn’t read rule 2 and 3.
4) HOL is a DUDE!
5) It’s duck hunting in KY. Your either mildly retarded or a glutton for punishment.
6) Nobody cares that you didn’t get drawn at Jenny/Ballard/Boatwright
7) If you seen/heard something funny, post it. Most likely others will find it funny and we all need some laughter in our lives
8) Non of this is real. The screen name personas, doesn’t reflect upon the actual individual and their hearts.

 

[HuntressOfLight]

Lord Bowfinger, if you are attempting to convince your woman that I am a dude, you should consider barking up another tree, because she is likely to kick your azz. You will end up cleaning and roasting those ducks without her help. Just a little tip. We women can easily sense things.

I have been hearing and seeing more doves, but no geese this morning, oddly enough. I do wonder how all the incoming rain from Hurricane Ida may impact all, upon arrival next week.

Btw, your new thread requires music. Shame upon you for being so remiss.

 

[bird whisperer]

 

[Drahts]

Just keep the dang border open! T-minus 40 days!

 

[Marsh CallUser]

It is drier than a popcorn fart in my neck of the woods.

 

[hunt-4-life21]

How do I follow this thread but ignore that huntressman? Just click ignore on it's profile? I think I did that but it's comments just keep coming.

 

[Marsh CallUser]

@hunt-4-life21 Press user name next to avatar, press ignore. I've had it on ignore for quite awhile now. I just used your profile as an example.

 

[HuntressOfLight]

How do I follow this thread but ignore that huntressman? Just click ignore on it's profile? I think I did that but it's comments just keep coming.

If the colonel were still with us, he would take you out to where the ducks/geese are and teach you how to grow a pair. You will have to figure that out by yourself, girlfriend.

 

[Bowfinger]

It is drier than a popcorn fart in my neck of the woods.

That’s about to change

 

[bird whisperer]

It is drier than a popcorn fart in my neck of the woods.

If your neck of the woods is west of the big river thats no a bad thing rite now. I need it dry in my spots until Halloween so all the prep work gets done. Its hard to get equipment into a lot of my spots if its not super dry. If your referring to the Dakotas I think its to late. Last I checked my spots out west were very wet.

 

[Bowfinger]

I’m still tryin to recover from my stroke.

I hope it’s a good season and I can get a few ducks to cook.

for me at least the good ol days are gone.

I’m just trying to hang in there for another limit or two

Glad to see you’re having a good night.

 

[HuntressOfLight]

Graphic:

WPC QPF for Tropical Depression Ida

https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/tropical/qpf/tcqpf.php?sname=AL092021

A flash flood watch remains in effect today into the early evening for portions of western Kentucky, generally southeast of a Murray
to Greenville line.

https://forecast.weather.gov/showsi...er+Outlook&lat=37.0834&lon=-88.6#.YS4S_1NOlow

 

[Marsh CallUser]

Welp, we'll see what's leftover from Ida does to our rain gages.

Pray for our fellow cajun folk who got hammered by her. She was one nasty witch.

 

[bigpuddin43]

I’m still tryin to recover from my stroke.

I hope it’s a good season and I can get a few ducks to cook.

for me at least the good ol days are gone.

I’m just trying to hang in there for another limit or two

glad to see ya back on

 

[hunt-4-life21]

@hunt-4-life21 Press user name next to avatar, press ignore. I've had it on ignore for quite awhile now. I just used your profile as an example. View attachment 91628

I think I got it figured out. Thanks.