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  1. Tim T

    How to cook a turkey

    How To Cook A Turkey: Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turk the bastey Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get...
  2. Tim T

    No comments on this week's football game?

    Can't believe nobody has started a thread on the UK/U of L game this Saturday.
  3. Tim T

    New 3 weight fly rod

    Bought it for small stream brookie fishing, but decided to test it out on bluegill at a friend's pond. It is perfect for letting the 'gills show off: It also was fine for small green carp, but the big surprise was how it handled this unexpected creature: Took around 5 minutes to...
  4. Tim T

    The war on okra....

    is an un-winnable war. We need to legalize and tax it. Spend our tax dollars fighting harder drugs such as the radish!
  5. Tim T

    Let's all praise the Louisville Robin Hood!

    This is pretty sickening. The biggest drug dealer in the city of Louisville dies and the C-J and law enforcement praise him because he "gave back to the community." You became rich off of poison that that destroyed families and ruined lives and because you bought some people some Christmas...
  6. Tim T

    Bruce Pearl is back in the SEC

    He will be introduced as the new Auburn head coach tonight.
  7. Tim T

    Louisville basketball continues to be #1 in one ranking

    I have said this stat before, but there are always doubters, so here are the newest rankings of top revenue producers in college basketball. Also, Louisville (the city) has the highest TV ratings in America for college basketball, far out pacing larger markets...
  8. Tim T

    These kids are having more fun than anyone in college basketball

    Colby College has perfected numerous variations of the bench celebration:
  9. Tim T

    Winter humor

    As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street...
  10. Tim T

    Obama outsmarted by a kid (humor)

    Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I...
  11. Tim T

    Fishing's return on investment

    Interesting facts on the sportfish restoration tax:
  12. Tim T

    No trout stockings in Kentucky

    Until the government shutdown is over. This means the annual October stockings that open the fall catch & release season on a lot of streams will not be occuring because the Wolf Creek hatchery, where all of our trout come from, is closed.
  13. Tim T

    Begginer fly fishing course

    October12th the Derby City Fly Fishers will host a fly fishing instruction class at Otter Creek Outdoor Recreation Area. If you are new to the sport or just want to check it out for general interest, this should be a great learning experience for you. If you have the fly fishing gear, waders...
  14. Tim T

    World Record smallmouth from Dale Hollow Lake

    For anyone interested, here is some radio stuff I did discussing mr. Hayes fish with Wade Bourne. Wade Bourne Outdoors - Radio Shows If you scroll down you will see three short parts of the interview that you can click on and listen to
  15. Tim T

    Wow, no thread about the Sugar Bowl?

    I guess all the $EC apologist want to pretend that beatdown of the Gators by lowly Louisville didn't happen last night. I would say the future of Louisville football, is pretty bright right now. Take the dominating performance last night and put the team in perspective. Out of 22 starters, 19...
  16. Tim T

    I am shocked (sarcasm)

    Demarcus Cousins is suspended again. Third time this season (is that a new NBA record?). This time for getting after his coach in the locker room. I cannot believe this could happen to someone like him. I know he his a giant history of this type of behavior, but really, he's a good kid, just a...
  17. Tim T

    Okay Cat fans

    Who will you be pulling for tonight during the Duke vs. Louisville game? Should be some classic responses! ;)
  18. Tim T

    All Scent Lok lawsuits dropped

    Didn't even realize these were still going on. Anyway, for those who are interested, here it is:
  19. Tim T

    Another reason college football needs a real playoff season

    Not saying that the last few mythical national champions have not been right, just wish it was settled on the field instead of the popularity contest on TV and radio. "Loser: CBS...
  20. Tim T

    Another Missouri Mt. Lion (I beat ya to it Bill)!

    You are slacking Bill!

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