Man Arrested After Bringing Meth To Police Station To Have It Tested By Cops

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  1. EC

    EC 12 pointer

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    Seriously?? You gotta be kidding! Only in "Flarada".

    "Hi. I just stole this car. Can you tell me the street Blue Book value, please?"

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    Man Arrested After Bringing Meth To Police Station To Have It Tested By Cops
    A man concerned that he had been rooked by a methamphetamine dealer contacted Florida police and asked them to test his drugs and “press charges” [​IMG]against the dealer if he had “been given the wrong narcotics,” according to an arrest report.

    On Tuesday afternoon, Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, called the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office and told a deputy that he had a “violent reaction” after smoking what he thought was “speed.” Kelly told cops that he believed that the drug in question was actually Flakka, the notorious synthetic stimulant.

    After speaking with cops, Kelly drove to the sheriff’s office "because he wished to have the illegal narcotics tested." Kelly subsequently provided cops with a piece of aluminum foil that contained a “clear, crystal-like substance.”

    A field test of the substance provided by Kelly resulted in a “positive reaction for the presence of methamphetamine,” police reported. While perhaps relieved that his dealer was not cheating him, Kelly’s mood likely changed when police arrested him on a felony narcotics possession charge.

    Seen above, Kelly was booked into the county jail, from which he was released last night after posting $2500 bond.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/man-seeks-meth-test-563914
     
  2. luvtohunt

    luvtohunt 8 pointer

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    The bad thing is, people like this are out there breeding every day!!!
     
  3. You ever missed a night’s sleep? Imagine a week or two straight and it ain’t hard to figure.
     
  4. JR PORTER

    JR PORTER 6 pointer

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    I guess he doped it up too much, guess that's why they call it DOPE!
     
  5. riverboss

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    Before you know it they will be handing out test kits for heroin!
    Check the quality before you shoot up so you don't OD.

    I wonder who will pay for that?
     

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