City folk scared of turkeys

Discussion in 'Turkey Hunting' started by Marsh CallUser, May 14, 2019.

  1. Marsh CallUser

    Marsh CallUser 12 pointer

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  2. woodsman92

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    The only scary thing about a turkey around here is that he wont come into shotgun range lol
     
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  3. EdLongshanks

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    Hey my buddy hit a turkey in his 1963 pickup truck. It actually came through the wind shield. It was still alive. It tore him up. He’s a different cat and it’s hysterical to hear him tell the story.
     
  4. Capttrae

    Capttrae 12 pointer

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    Wish I had the problem of turkeys walking up to me
     
  5. mudhole crossing

    mudhole crossing 12 pointer

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    Lord help them please!! Take those wild creatures away from their homeage....Amen
     
  6. carnivore

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  7. cedar creek

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    Sounds like we need to take a road trip with corn ,net cannons and some crates lol
     
  8. Marsh CallUser

    Marsh CallUser 12 pointer

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    Nah, corn and a bow since city folk hate guns.
     
  9. Iceman35

    Iceman35 12 pointer

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    Don't be so quick. Right here in Kentucky, there were some turkey's terrorizing people in the parking lot of the Citi office building up here in Florence a while back. I'm sure they were all from Ohio though right?
     
  10. Iceman35

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    There's a picture somewhere from the early 90's of a jet taking off from Washington Dulles that hit a turkey. Shattered and penetrated the windshield.
     
  11. Meatstick

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    One of my concrete mixer drivers got one thru the windshield in that little bitty cab with him once. They both almost died, according to the story and the physical evidence, but both survived. Helluva story haha
     
  12. EC

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    Several years ago I was buying a turkey hunting magazine at Kroger. When checking out, the cashier kinda smirked and asked, "So you hunt turkeys?"

    I said, "No. I'm going camping and trying to prepare myself in the event I'm attacked by one."

    Her eyes grew wide and I added, "Didn't you know they were flesh eaters? They'll ambush you and jump out of a tree and try to peck your eyes out and eat them."

    She said, "I had no idea!"

    I said, "Yes. Never go into the woods unarmed. You may be the turkey's next victim."
     
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  13. Marsh CallUser

    Marsh CallUser 12 pointer

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    That is hilarious!
     
  14. Marsh CallUser

    Marsh CallUser 12 pointer

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    Maybe. I don't get it. They're wild animals. Kill it, skin it, and eat it.
     

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