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    Quote Originally Posted by tomfever View Post
    Sounds to me like someone read the duck commander interview in waterfowl and retriever last week.
    You do know Mojo can't read right?
    "Screw the animals, they had just as long to evolve and invent rifles but they didn't....we win"

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    The worst one while standing in waist deep water " I think my waders are leaking" and ten minutes later "Dammit my waders are leaking"
    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - - Ernest Hemingway

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    "well, there goes another mojo."

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    it's alot easier paddling down stream " im thinking no sh*t dumba$$"

    90% percent of the time when i shoot i ethier kill em or miss em ( same guy said both of these a day apart lol)

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    think we"ll get caught

    GEESE!!!!!!!! no their comorants

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    While in line to buy shells in Walmart in AR......guy in front of me tells the clerk......yep, we got our morning limit, we're going back out to get our afternoon limit. Everyone turned around and looked at him.....guy behind me says, I bet he's from out of state.
    Every man dies - but not every man lives.

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    "I think our island is sinking"

    muttered during a monsoon rain as we sat on a small island in a Peabody pit and watched it disappear in the rising water. Mind you, we had waded out to this island and the water was right at the top of our waders on the way in.
    "bacon tastes good, porkchops tastes good." Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction


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    Note to self: check blind bag for listenting device..

    Quote Originally Posted by ky_limb_hanger View Post
    He's way too high... Boom.... Splash
    "Here comes a big wad of coots. Give me some of those swatter loads."

    "There's one swimming in the decoys.
    Where?
    That's a decoy, you dumb###
    No it's not!
    BOOM
    SOB, you just shot one of my decoys!
    Oops. Sorry"
    It's not so much if you win or lose - it's how you shoot the flaming arrow while riding a camel.

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    Friend to another friend " Hey put a little pitch in that call" "what do you mean?" "I mean pitch it in the lake your killing me"

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    You couldnt call a duck on the phone.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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