Best duck hunting quotes

[killinmammals]

Sounds to me like someone read the duck commander interview in waterfowl and retriever last week.

You do know Mojo can't read right?

[struttbuster]

The worst one while standing in waist deep water " I think my waders are leaking" and ten minutes later "Dammit my waders are leaking"

[duckmurph]

"well, there goes another mojo."

[teamoutlaw]

it's alot easier paddling down stream " im thinking no sh*t dumba$$"

90% percent of the time when i shoot i ethier kill em or miss em ( same guy said both of these a day apart lol)

[teamoutlaw]

think we"ll get caught

GEESE!!!!!!!! no their comorants

[RDL270]

While in line to buy shells in Walmart in AR......guy in front of me tells the clerk......yep, we got our morning limit, we're going back out to get our afternoon limit. Everyone turned around and looked at him.....guy behind me says, I bet he's from out of state.

[pentail]

"I think our island is sinking"

muttered during a monsoon rain as we sat on a small island in a Peabody pit and watched it disappear in the rising water. Mind you, we had waded out to this island and the water was right at the top of our waders on the way in.

[quackrstackr]

Note to self: check blind bag for listenting device..

He's way too high... Boom.... Splash

"Here comes a big wad of coots. Give me some of those swatter loads."

"There's one swimming in the decoys.
Where?
That's a decoy, you dumb###
No it's not!
BOOM
SOB, you just shot one of my decoys!
Oops. Sorry"

[outdoor1]

Friend to another friend " Hey put a little pitch in that call" "what do you mean?" "I mean pitch it in the lake your killing me"

[duckslayer870]

You couldnt call a duck on the phone.