Skin Dog is in full Rut

[cornbread]

Skin Dog's wife had been complaining that he was speending to much time in the woods so he decided to take her to Nashville for a weekend of romance. When they got to the motel he made her put on a Doe costume and he strapped a set of antlers to his head. He then started rubbing the bed post,with his antlers, and attempted to make a scrape,the carpet is stained forever. At this point he began grunting and chasing his wife around the room. I don't know what happened after that but his wife has developed a new interest in hunting.[:D]

[skin_dog1]

Cornbread must've been attracted to that scrape! How else would he have known about this!

Annoy a Liberal - Work, succeed, and be happy!!!

Join The NRA and protect you're rights!

[cornbread]

I got curious when his wife asked me how to make a doe bleat and wanted to know if she should use TINK'S 69 instead of perfume.

[P. Beyer]

Yeah, My Wifes on my case a little too. Just think, it's only September. Just wait till things really heat up. She asked if I'd show her more attention if she had 4 legs and antlers[:p] I've been told to stick my Farm, Bow, Deerstands, Mossy Oak, Scent-lok, etc You know where more than once.

I'll admit, I've even put off buying our house. I Put off a meeting w/ the realtor last week for an afternoon hunt after work[:D] She (Wife) was none too happy about that.

"It makes no difference whether I got anything; it has to do with how the day was spent"

Fred Bear

[steelslinger]

My wife calls herself a Waterfowl Widow, nuff said.

shoot em in the lips

[grousegunner]

whats a wife ?

[deerhunter401]

its that thing that whos sole purpose is to nag and spend all of your money and then when the well runs dry they divorce you and take what ever is left over. wemon cant live with them cant live without them

there he is son. SHOOT SHOOT. good job you got
him


take me to http://www.awesomeantlers.com

take me to http://www.bigbuckreproductions.com

[turk2di]

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<br />its that thing that whos sole purpose is to nag and spend all of your money and then when the well runs dry they divorce you and take what ever is left over. wemon cant live with them cant live without them

there he is son. SHOOT SHOOT. good job you got
him


take me to http://www.awesomeantlers.com

take me to http://www.bigbuckreproductions.com

Oh, her!











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what u get out, is what u put in

[Feedman]

Wife's been gone to her mother's since last thursday. I went into town yesterday evening. Next thing I know I had head butted a parking meter and pissed in my pants. Woke up this morning with my neck extremely swollen.

It ain't braggin, if you can back it up.