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MasterB
09-27-2009, 12:01 AM
So I've been talking to this chick for about a week now. And today she just realizes that I hunt and eat squirls. This is what she had to say........

My Convo is in BOLD, hers are italics

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Sorry, I wasn't talking about today. I wasn't online hardly today either. Yesterday, you kind of just disappeared and didn't say anything. Then, I found out that you kill squirrels.

How did u find out about my killing squirls? I do kill them and eat them along with deer, pheasants, etc

your website. it was so sad.

so that isnt good? you dont like?

I LOVE squirrels. I put on breaks in the middle of the street when they cross the road. :(

I LOVE to eat them...

yuck. I'm happy I'm not a squirrel, to imagine you eating me, :( tear*

how do you know they are yuck?

even if they taste good, I wouldn't eat them. they are harmless little creatures. They probably had a small squirrel family they needed to feed and you killed them :(

probably did but they fed me as well.

We have grocery stores...that is the life circle. Isle 12.

hhmmmmm........

I could have sworn you said that you really don't hunt all that much...

True, but you gota learn to live off the land, never know when something might happen. And eating squirl is free

If you really want to talk about living off the land, then I hope you didn't take your squirrel home and put it on top of or in the stove! You should have gotten a stick, made a fire, and roasted it....but I'm going to guess that's not what happened. You went home, used commercial seasonings, turn on your gas/electric stove and ate the poor critter.

Go all the way.

Actually, Mike and I camped out at Eagle Creek, I had 8 squirls. I built a small fire, made a small "hang" to put the squirls on, then caught some crawdads and 2 catfish, laid rocks in the fire to get very hot, then removed them and put the catfish on there whole as well as the crawdads. Took about an hour to cook everything and it was good.

The other squirls I put in a crockpot with wild onions I picked, carrots, green beans and potatoes that my grandma grows in her garden and used them. All I added was salt. So Yea, I did go all the way.

oh, I stand corrected, BUT, I'm sure you don't do it EVERY time. I'm not against eating meat and wild-life, I just grew up in a country/culture, where you killed live animals because grocery stores/supermarkets didn't exist, and the option was to starve or kill animals.

and then im off on my bday and im hunting then as well and as many days as i can till the end of feb when its all over

Well, you have to probably curtail it around the end of February because Lent starts up.

I just think people who kill animals are way more likely to have the capacity to kill humans as well. Lol, I mean, if your that hungry, pack a turkey sandwich.

and whats the difference if I did do it this way, Im eating it both ways and not wasting

Are you a PETA member?

No, I'm not a PETA member, why do I seem like one? I just really like squirrels. Lol, and you happen to enjoy munching on the 1 wild creature I adore.

Ummm no. Hunting has absolutely nothing to do with killing people.

Not according to Cheney (sp). I have to believe that there is a disconnect for the regard of life in general, when you kill. I think killing is one of the most carnal things people can do, even if its mammals, a species we don't stray too far from.

Anyway, people will hunt, but certain creatures, it seems to me, are just kind of ridiculous to kill, like squirrels.

Yes you do sound like one

I don't sound like a PETA activist no more than you a animal killer. Just the words that you use. But I own winter fur hats, etc. I'm not against hunting, eating meat, etc. I do think ethics should apply when killing something.

I suppose if you don't waste the squirrel and you are making a stew (with a man-made pot), then yeah.

It should have been a little obvious that I'm a big animal fan if I want to own a farm.


Are you against them boiling cats alive in China for food?







:eek:

therron258
09-27-2009, 01:02 AM
in the next message, invite her squirrel hunting.

MasterB
09-27-2009, 01:05 AM
There wont be a next message, kicked her to the curb ;)

skin_dog1
09-27-2009, 01:22 AM
I'm glad to see she was smart enough to know how closely related to the "Mammal Species" we are...... Man, you really know how to pick em!

KYBOY
09-27-2009, 01:49 AM
There wont be a next message, kicked her to the curb ;)
Keep lookin'..Took me a long time to find one that would feed my dogs and put my guns away :D:D:D

RutNBuck
09-27-2009, 02:39 AM
why didnt ya ask her if she liked her chicken baked,fried,broasted
or if she ever ate at KFC .....

prolly the reason the girl has those thoughts is thats how she was brought up... shoulda fixed her a big ole bambi tenderloin sammich

carnivore
09-27-2009, 02:40 AM
What groceryless country/culture was she from? I think its funny when people say they want a farm but what they mean is a petting zoo.

243win
09-27-2009, 07:04 AM
What groceryless country/culture was she from? I think its funny when people say they want a farm but what they mean is a petting zoo.


sactly do they think the stuff we buy didn't get killed at some point!
I have heard many people say they would never eat an animal they saw alive. Let me just say I would rather eat an animal I saw get killed than one i didn't:):mad:

turk2di
09-27-2009, 07:47 AM
But she suggested a turkey sandwich....bet that turkey had a choice or chance to live on:rolleyes:

Foam Steak
09-27-2009, 08:25 AM
Thanks man. I read that to my wife we both got a good laugh. :D

westkybanded
09-27-2009, 08:34 AM
Normally, I wait to have that conversation until AFTER she's made me breakfast... But to each their own.

Give her my number. I'll have her converted for you in a week or so, then you can have her back.

Art
09-27-2009, 08:49 AM
She sounds gullible and just a little naive. I would not kick her to the curb just yet. She might be good for something.:D;)

keith meador
09-27-2009, 08:53 AM
I'm not against eating meat and wild-life, I just grew up in a country/culture, where you killed live animals because grocery stores/supermarkets didn't exist, and the option was to starve or kill animals.


Dude, this chic is way too old for you. If she grew up in a time supermarkets didn't exist, she should be around 70. Second thought, maybe she is loaded with one foot in the grave.....hang in there Tiger:cool:

grouser68
09-27-2009, 08:59 AM
I have to agree with West on this one MasterB! You may have that whole fishing thingy with 2 pound test down pat.............but you definately need some schoolin' when it comes to talkin' to and charmin' the ladies!:D;) I am available for lessons anytime, just shoot me a PM!:D

duckslayer870
09-27-2009, 10:35 AM
Priceless.I think you were right to cut your losses.

KyBucks10
09-27-2009, 10:51 AM
Give her my number. I'll have her converted for you in a week or so, then you can have her back.

haha this sounds promising! :rolleyes::D

philipfleek
09-27-2009, 11:49 AM
I'm not against eating meat and wild-life, I just grew up in a country/culture, where you killed live animals because grocery stores/supermarkets didn't exist, and the option was to starve or kill animals.


Dude, this chic is way too old for you. If she grew up in a time supermarkets didn't exist, she should be around 70. Second thought, maybe she is loaded with one foot in the grave.....hang in there Tiger:cool:

Same thing I was thinking. Thats funny right there.

MasterB
09-27-2009, 12:06 PM
She was raised in SA somewhere, in a poor neighborhood, she is 25, but now is the US livin in the city

randy grider
09-27-2009, 12:40 PM
She said "It should have been a little obvious that I'm a big animal fan if I want to own a farm"
What is she going to do with all those animals she raises on a farm? Let them die of old age? Doubt she'll turn a profit that way !
You should have hit her back with the turkey sandwich line to. Where does she think the turkey comes from ?

kmtpr
09-27-2009, 02:24 PM
She said "It should have been a little obvious that I'm a big animal fan if I want to own a farm"
What is she going to do with all those animals she raises on a farm? Let them die of old age? Doubt she'll turn a profit that way !
You should have hit her back with the turkey sandwich line to. Where does she think the turkey comes from ?
I was thinking the same thing!! Doesn't she realize that farmers raise animals, ect to help feed their families? Sounds like she has been misinformed.

Titus
09-28-2009, 11:12 AM
Send her the Catfish/big guns pic and it will be on:D

RocketRider
09-28-2009, 03:03 PM
Hehe, glad you dumped her. That girl is nuttier than a squirrel turd! lol

(I know, nice analogy...)

RR~

Ky'sFinest
09-29-2009, 03:50 AM
you can't have a chick like that and have enough free time to enjoy the things you do. a chick like that has a warped reality and there is nothing you can do unless you give up yourself in the process.

tell her thanks for not wasteing your time!;)

Xi Bowhunter
09-29-2009, 09:43 AM
Is she a looker at least?

Docknboatlift
09-29-2009, 10:38 AM
I guess you will just have to be MasterB a while longer.

randy grider
09-29-2009, 12:00 PM
i guess you will just have to be masterb a while longer.
now thats funny !!!:d

semperhunting
09-29-2009, 04:04 PM
I don't sound like a PETA activist no more than you a animal killer. Just the words that you use. But I own winter fur hats, etc. I'm not against hunting, eating meat, etc. I do think ethics should apply when killing something.

:eek:

You need to send her that picture that one of the members here has of the squirrel with the whiskey bottle and tell her they die a slow painful death of alcoholism if you don't ethically kill them quickly first.

TedB
09-29-2009, 10:49 PM
yuck. I'm happy I'm not a squirrel, to imagine you eating me, :( tear*

That's what she said

Don't feel bad, I went out one time with a chick I met in Montana, seemed like a nice, corn fed Montana chick. She turned out to NOT be a native Montanan but from San Diego and was a card carrieing PETA member. Our date consisted of us arguing over why the old mounts in the bar were either "sad and cruel" or "cool" for a couple of hours.

KyBucks10
09-30-2009, 03:39 PM
Our date consisted of us arguing over why the old mounts in the bar were either "sad and cruel" or "cool" for a couple of hours.

i vote cool!!!:D

Charliecg36
10-01-2009, 10:49 AM
I vote very cool. I once argued with a woman about hunting also, they just never seem to get it. And a PETA member would kill a human before they ever would an animal, now tell me that aint twisted.

DoeMaster
10-01-2009, 12:49 PM
Poor lil squirrels! :D