treerat
06-13-2009, 10:09 PM
Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No
problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes..
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!' Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But
you don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your azz from drowning.
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No
problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes..
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!' Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But
you don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your azz from drowning.