What have you done that 99% of the people on this site can't say they have done?

[kybowhunter90]

Saw this on another thread and thought it would be cool to see,what everyone had to say. So lets hear it!

[therron258]

lived in japan for four years

got super glue in my eye

been to japan, hawaii, alaska, and kentucky within 10 days

[chadwimc]

Rescue drunk college girls from stuck elevators. Just about every week.

[reivertom]

I'm an Old Time Fiddle player with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (rusty at both)

[Lady Hunter]

Appeared as an extra in "Coal Miner's Daughter"....

[westkybanded]

Recieved communion from Pope John Paul II at the Vatican on Easter Sunday.

[EAST KY ENCORE]

lived in japan for four years

got super glue in my eye

been to japan, hawaii, alaska, and kentucky within 10 days
I will have to say that I done the super glue in the eyes once.... :D

[kyhunter270]

Lived in South Korea for 5 years and also am doing life in the county jail 5 days at a time...:eek:

[Bray]

Shot a 62 in golf. Had four of a kind and got beat in a poker tournament. Turned around and hit a royal flush to win that thing.

[grillzilla]

Worked at a leather tannery picking up raw cow hides cover with maggots for $3..00 an hour.

[predator]

Was in two shows on the Outdoor Channel:cool:, and was on an airplane that got it's front wheels stuck in an ice bank during takeoff:eek:.

[mrdux]

Made $1.25 an hour falling off trains, out of windows, off roofs all while being shot with a Colt .45, Winchester 94 or sawed off shotgun by a Sheriff. So much for my life in show bizz!


















Anybody remember Kaintuck Territory?

[skin_dog1]

I will have to say that I done the super glue in the eyes once.... :D

me too.....

[skin_dog1]

I'd nearly place a good wager that I'm the only one thats proposed to my wife at the base of the eiffel tower in paris on new years eve, while very much drunk!

[westkybanded]

Made $1.25 an hour falling off trains, out of windows, off roofs all while being shot with a Colt .45, Winchester 94 or sawed off shotgun by a Sheriff. So much for my life in show bizz!
Anybody remember Kaintuck Territory?

Nope, but I just looked it up. Reading that solidifies your place as the absolute coolest guy I've ever met. I want to see some pictures of that the next time I'm in!

[Redfishman]

Caught the SAME redfish and blackdrum twice last Saturday on artifical.

[daking]

Testified before Congress
Been published twice in a national magazine
Taken a trip in a private jet
Caught a 9' shark in an 18' Jon boat
Got selected as the League of Kentucky Sportsmen's 2004 Sportsman of the year.
Been thrown out of the League of Kentucky Sportsmen in 2007 (but was thankfully reinstated)

[KYHUNTER14]

I hit a homerrun off Brandon Webb of the Arizona Dbacks.

[13space82]

Was a member of the Brigade that did the longest deployment to Iraq for Operation Iraqi Freedom (15 1/2months in Iraq) 20months including training up and demobilization...long ass time to be away from the states.

[12 pointer]

From past threads.....The ONLY ONE on this forum that never smoked dope growing up!!!!!!

Hah, I'd be lying. lol:D

[RUTNUT]

Driven drag cars in national events from Ala. To Great Lakes to eastern shore. Listen to my wife complain for 35 years.

[utkpres]

I got hit by a train at a railroad crossing and lived to tell about it.

[gicts]

either scored a hat trick at Rupp Arena, won 2 Ky state ice hockey championships, or telling the opposing team (including the coach) that I'd fight any or all of them during periods of a championship game :)

[elkguy]

I had 3 fingers cut off in a hamburger grinder the day after I turned 18.

Restored a wild quail population to a 23,000 acre plantation. When I got there they were averaging 0.9 coveys per hour on hunts. When I left 3 years later, we were up to 4 coverys per hour. This past year they averaged 5.

I did research in Costa Rica on the abundance and diversity of bird species using habitat provided by gmelina plantations.

I went from being chastised and attacked regularly by Multidigits to becoming friends with him. :D

[Tim T]

Boxed on ESPN, USA and HBO.

Been published in Bassmasters, In-Fisherman and FLW Outdoors.

[naturalelite]

Did a front and back flip off of 76 falls and Caught a fish while standing on Wolf Creek Dam(the actual dam part not the earth section)

[kycowboy]

Broke horses to ride, Been in Germany, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Kuwait

[GSP]

Hit a tree in a pickup doing around 50, went through windshield, got up and walked away.

[AteUp]

Man, this thread makes me feel boring.:mad: Only thing I can come up with is I was a batboy for the Louisville Redbirds back in 1983. I also rode in a NASCAR stock car at Daytona.

[corndogggy]

shattered my father in law's nose with my fist

[AteUp]

shattered my father in law's nose with my fist

Now if you had said mother in law's, that would have been impressive.:eek:;)

[Grant]

Set a couple weightlifting state records.

[Manzanita]

Fired the main gun on an M60-A1 tank.
Played and sang the blues on a sidewalk outside a USO Club in Torremolinos Spain.
I'm a bluenose (http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq92-3.htm)... 'nuff said.
Flew into Morocco in a helicopter full of insane navy SEALS... and survived.
Did an EKG on a dead guy so the doctor could demonstrate to a grieving widow that her elderly husband was actually passed away.
Directed live television newscasts.
Watched the largest buck I've ever seen in my life through a riflescope for at least thirty seconds as he slowly sauntered by me... and didn't pull the trigger (was hoping for a doe). Regretted that one ever since.
Um... married a model. Heh. srsly.

[itallushrt]

guess mine caused too much jealousy because it was removed. :rolleyes:

[headoftheholler]

Shook hands with Ronald Reagan and lived in Rome for 6 months.

[droopy]

got in trouble for going to deep on a wall dive around palancer reef in cozumel,dive master said i was over 120ft but i think it was closer to 140,got the crap scared out of me by a 5 or 6 hundred pound jew fish in florida and pulled several dead people out of fires,wrecks and local lakes and rivers.:o

[Scott7m]

well......................

found a backpack full of weed in the creek behind my house :eek:
and you can't forget, i didn't call the police :rolleyes:

done battle with a 130# tarpon from the beach!

cut a huge poplar tree all the way through with a chainsaw and it didn't fall for 30 minutes haha


there is a lot lot more things, but i'd better not say them on here :)

[treerat]

been on the montel williams show 4 times

[corndogggy]

had an alaskan malmute pull an atv over on top of me

set a state record in the 100 yard dash, got 9th in nationals

watched baby sea turtles hatch in the wild and go out to sea

was invited into a strip club in Tijuana... along with my wife and 2 year old daughter

shot a .44 magnum pistol at a deer but accidentally loaded up super hot rifle rounds... didn't work too well

shot a feral cat point blank with a shotgun while on top of a metal duct and watched it slide half the length of the house

[Foam Steak]

I brewed beer on the top of Mount Elbert and for a brief period held the unofficial record for the highest altitude homebrew in the United States.

I was a brewer at a commercial brewery.

I rode a bull, once, broke my arm.

I make my own sushi.

I have caught an opossum by the tail.

I stood on the beach where Christopher Columbus landed.

I got stiches in a Hospital in Belize after tripping over a lounger and landing on my head while chasing a bowling ball sized cane toad.

I have fried catfish in BATTER and made cornbread with SUGAR.



There is alot of interesting stuff posted up here. Getting communion from the pope and breaking father in laws nose, please elaborate.

[Foam Steak]

been on the montel williams show 4 times

If you said Jerry Springer I would have been really impressed. :D

[headoftheholler]

been on the montel williams show 4 times
Treerat, . . . . .

You are not the father!


:D:D

[EKY.MTN.HUNTER]

-Wore the Blue & White for UK (football)

-Caught passes from an NFL number one draft pick (Tim Couch)

-Done mission work in the Buaghtas (Bata's) of south eastern Haiti

-Hunted and fished with 'A' Speaker of the House


Man I've enjoyed reading this thread!

[naturalelite]

Fired the main gun on an M60-A1 tank.
Played and sang the blues on a sidewalk outside a USO Club in Torremolinos Spain.
I'm a bluenose (http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq92-3.htm)... 'nuff said.
Flew into Morocco in a helicopter full of insane navy SEALS... and survived.
Did an EKG on a dead guy so the doctor could demonstrate to a grieving widow that her elderly husband was actually passed away.
Directed live television newscasts.
Watched the largest buck I've ever seen in my life through a riflescope for at least thirty seconds as he slowly sauntered by me... and didn't pull the trigger (was hoping for a doe). Regretted that one ever since.
Um... married a model. Heh. srsly.


It would have been a very interesting trip to have walked in your shoes.

[corndogggy]

oh yeah, hung out with macho man Randy Savage's brother Leapin' Lannie Poffo "the genius" at a private pool

[westkybanded]

There is alot of interesting stuff posted up here. Getting communion from the pope and breaking father in laws nose, please elaborate.

Just happened that we were in Rome on Easter for vacation in 1994. We were part of a tour group that was put together by the state dept, and we got to be inside St. Peter's during mass. There were about 2 million people outside from all over the world. The pope went out on the balcony and gave a greeting to everyone in attendance in over 20 different languages!

When we got in line at communion time it was the Pope's line! Shaky hands even back then...

[limbhanger]

.....Anybody remember Kaintuck Territory?

Yep, I remember that, been awhile.

[FG]

Lets see. nothing supper exiciting

Grew up in New Jersey - great place to be from.
Spent time in Australia
6 years in Lousiana
Lobster fished for a summer job
Got my first fake ID on the streets of NY
Shot ducks and geese on a prison farm

[Manzanita]

Anybody remember Kaintuck Territory?

I LOVED that place as a kid. I still remember watching my first shootout... I can remember the guy running down the street yelling, "Marshall Carter!" when he was gunned down. I remember clearly the sign flopping back and forth as one of the bad guys hit it with his hand as he walked by. That place was cool.

PS: I forgot to say, I've also stood on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. No flat beds went by. Actually, I felt kind of dumb so I got back on my motorcycle and headed on.

[rascaldog]

Worked 9.5 miles underground in a coal mine.

[headoftheholler]

I LOVED that place as a kid. I still remember watching my first shootout... I can remember the guy running down the street yelling, "Marshall Carter!" when he was gunned down. I remember clearly the sign flopping back and forth as one of the bad guys hit it with his hand as he walked by. That place was cool.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m15/larryslamps/PETEKYT1.jpg

[2speed]

First kid in the state to kick a field goal in elementary school. late 1970's

[Ky'sFinest]

*Sit in an F-15 during Hush House engine burns.
*Been on a Hurricane Hunter in a bad storm.
*Last year during Gun season, watch a humongous meteorite light up the whole river bottom around me. Heard the thing pop and sizzle on the way down.
*Floated in a kayak over top a big shark (bull shark i think), when it took off dang near flipped me over.
*Snorkeled up on a huge barracuda and had a stare down contest.

[ky_horsetrainer]

My life story seems kinda lame compared to all yalls but i am still young...but a few things in my life that are unique...i lost my eyes sight in my left eye when i was fourteen,...fallen 40 feet out of a pine tree and hit every branch coming down and walked away, broke my left wrist 3 separate times with in 3 years and none of the breaks breaking in the same loaction...never smoked pot or done any drugs...i have been in 34 of the 50 states including everyone east of the mississippi except maine, vermont, and rode island...and i am only 21

[headoftheholler]

*Sit in an F-15 during Hush House engine burns.
*Been on a Hurricane Hunter in a bad storm.
*Last year during Gun season, watch a humongous meteorite light up the whole river bottom around me. Heard the thing pop and sizzle on the way down.
*Floated in a kayak over top a big shark (bull shark i think), when it took off dang near flipped me over.
*Snorkeled up on a huge barracuda and had a stare down contest.
You reminded me, I got to sit in an F-14 Tomcat with the pilots helmet on ect, at Oceania Naval base in Va when I was 12, got the full behind the scenes tour. Ex brother in law was a naval aviator that flew the Tomcat. All this was prior 9/11 though.

[patiodaddy]

Pretty cool stuff guys but I think I have everyone beat.

Parachute Jumped for the summer between my Sophmore/Junior year in High School.

Bungee Jumped at the Bluegrass Fair.

Got shot through the head (one side to the other) when I was 14 with a .38 spl. 125 gr. hollow point on the 1st day of Spring Break. Spent 5 days in the hospital and went back to school the following Wednesday.

I am a little deaf in my right ear, but other than that I am okay. At least I think I am.:D

[daking]

either scored a hat trick at Rupp Arena, won 2 Ky state ice hockey championships, or telling the opposing team (including the coach) that I'd fight any or all of them during periods of a championship game :)

What team did you play for?

[daking]

Oh, I forgot. Rode out the eye of Hurricane Charlie in the swimming pool of our rental in Marco Island. Always look for the lowest spot possible in a storm, eh?

[kybadcat36]

Lead several to give there life to Christ
Competed in Ky State cross country finals
Fired a 81mm mortar round--what a rush
hooked my son in the ear---ER took it out--biggest redear I have ever caught
Been in South Korea, Oregon, Ohio, and Florida on same day--actually within 2 hours of each other--left Korea at 5pm arrived in Florida at 7pm on same day:D
Say Tom Seaver(REDS) and JR Richards(ASTROS) pitch on same day

[therron258]

Lead several to give there life to Christ
Competed in Ky State cross country finals
Fired a 81mm mortar round--what a rush
hooked my son in the ear---ER took it out--biggest redear I have ever caught
Been in South Korea, Oregon, Ohio, and Florida on same day--actually within 2 hours of each other--left Korea at 5pm arrived in Florida at 7pm on same day:D
Say Tom Seaver(REDS) and JR Richards(ASTROS) pitch on same day


gave therron258 a ton of apples, and the deer loved them! :D

[kmtpr]

Won an essay contest and I, and my family, was on the last episode of the kids' show "Wonderama" when Sonny Fox was host back in the 60's. :eek:
Was nominated by the NRA Honors Committee to receive the National Patriot's Medal, which just arrived, yesterday. :D

[trust me]

Dang. I see right now i got to get out of the holler more.

[westkybanded]

Got shot through the head (one side to the other) when I was 14 with a .38 spl. 125 gr. hollow point on the 1st day of Spring Break. Spent 5 days in the hospital and went back to school the following Wednesday.

I am a little deaf in my right ear, but other than that I am okay. At least I think I am.:D

Gotta hear this one!

[quackrstackr]

Was in 2 separate vehicle totaling wrecks within 5 hours. The second of which put me in the hospital for 3 days.

Caught catfish in excess of 50 lbs with nothing but my bare hands.

My picture has been in at least 2 nationally circulated outdoor magazines (that I know of) and was interviewed in another.

Designed a number of the visible parts for a popular diesel engine in trucks that several of the members here drive every day.

I hang out with a famous outdoor writer. :o

[predator]

This is a good thread!:) You guys got some great stories.

I tied for 3rd place in a "Dirty White Boy" contest at "Senior Frogs" in Cancun a couple years back, (not a pretty sight and only 4 in contest, but at least I wasn't last place).:eek:

Killed 47 groundhogs one summer.

Also few on a private jet, sorry Terry maybe that's now 98%!!

[mcdenney]

Drivin a Sprint Cup car over 170mph for a couple hundred laps on multiple speedways.

[GSP]

I've run a D-9 Cat along with many other implements of destruction/construction.

Had a power pole break and fall with me belted off near the top.

I've been a Kentuckyhunting.net moderator longer than anyone in the WORLD!:D

[elkguy]

-Wore the Blue & White for UK (football)

-Caught passes from an NFL number one draft pick (Tim Couch)

-Done mission work in the Buaghtas (Bata's) of south eastern Haiti

-Hunted and fished with 'A' Speaker of the House


Man I've enjoyed reading this thread!

Heck, I had to attempt to block Reggie White in practice a few times at UT. Moral of the story: When the punt return team is practicing, try to get lost in the crowd when they are looking for a left tackle for the scout squad punting team.

I stole and hid Reggie's clothes one day at the showers after practice. He never knew it was me.

[ceg4uk]

I've had to be rushed to the E.R. on both my birthday and my dad's birthday in the same year (when I was a child, so not alcohol related like the next one. . . )

Got locked out of my hotel room on the 14th floor of the Hawaiian Hilton on my honeymoon in Hawaii (while naked), wife was asleep (i.e., drunk off mai-tai's) and I couldn't wake her up to open the door. Note: there aren't many comfortable or feasible places to keep a room key when you are naked. Had to pee in a trash can.

Got to spend the first night of my honeymoon in the rental vehicle along the highway to Kanapaali Beach because the road was closed due to raging brush fires (there were about 100 other vehicles and people in the same predicament).

[corndogggy]

I hit a patch of ice doing 75 mph while receiving a certain unnamed act of love, spun around 4 times, almost hit a semi truck head on, and came within 20 feet of flying off the edge of an overpass. Got pulled out of the mud and kept driving.

Tried to outrun the cops by driving really fast while stoned out of my mind, when he stopped following me I realized I was only going 35 in a 35 zone. :D

Got into an uncontrolled downhill spin on ice and snow with some buddies in a rented minivan, came within 5 feet of flying off the edge of Keystone Mountain... backwards.

Had to bike for half an hour down Peak 9 mountain in Breckenridge during a hail storm after mountain biking above 10,000 feet for 8 hours, running out of food 3 hours ago, having no shelter, and having the temperature drop from 80 and sunny to 40 and raining/hailing in no time flat. I got to the bottom of the mountain, was shaking really bad, stumbled to an overhang on a roof, and curled up in the fetal position and shook until the storm was over.

[AteUp]

guess mine caused too much jealousy because it was removed. :rolleyes:

You don't have enough points left to keep your post up.:rolleyes:

[Quickdraw Limpsalot]

The space shuttle Challenger blew up on my birthday. Two years later to the day, my brother had built a model rocket (shaped like a space shuttle) and we put the "Challenger" decal on it. Stuck too big an engine in it and it blasted up then sideways and hit a tree... shattered it.

Ran through a 3-strand barbed wire fence doing 35 mph on a dirtbike at a buddy's house. Bled all the way home after straightening the front forks enough to ride it.

Shot a record score at the NMLRA shoot in Friendship, IN in the 11 yr and under division when I was 8 that still stands. (50XXX)

[daking]

This is a good thread!:) You guys got some great stories.

I tied for 3rd place in a "Dirty White Boy" contest at "Senior Frogs" in Cancun a couple years back, (not a pretty sight and only 4 in contest, but at least I wasn't last place).:eek:

Killed 47 groundhogs one summer.

Also few on a private jet, sorry Terry maybe that's now 98%!!

That's presuming that there are less than 200 people on here. Over 200, and we're in the 99% club.

During that trip, I got seriously overserved with Fuzzy Zoeller. Does that count for anything?

[westkybanded]

That's presuming that there are less than 200 people on here. Over 200, and we're in the 99% club.

During that trip, I got seriously overserved with Fuzzy Zoeller. Does that count for anything?

97%...

I've done it too..

[duckslayer870]

Was brave enough to tell my wife that I was going duck hunting on our wedding day, mission accomplished on both accounts.:)

[trust me]

During that trip, I got seriously overserved with Fuzzy Zoeller. Does that count for anything?

Nah. Lots of people get soused with Fuzzy. Now, if you woke up in a compromising situation with him the next morning, then you're in rare company.;)

[KYBOY]

Well I acutally know a couple guys on this forum that have done this but anyway....
.
You have saw those guys on the prison documentarys in the Black Body Armor, with ribcrakers and Taser shields?? That was me..
Ive been on a S.O.R.T team and Federal D.C.T.
During cell entrys and prison fights Ive been ..
Punched
Slapped
Kicked
Spit on
Scratched along with all other manner of physical assaults
.
Ive had my boot urinated on and ive been hit with a "Cocktail" (thats a nasty one, look it up)
.
Ive seen men chew the stitches out of thier body before and write on the wall with feces.
Then Ive seen some things in prisons that I wont talk about here :eek:
.
One of my best friends(sadly hes gone) was a sniper and 8th Army champion back during the korean war..I learned a lot about long range from him..He actually shot several perfect scores from 1000 yards with a M-1 Garand..
I also got to hold my own on the range with a Army colonel who was on the psitol team..
I was fortunate enough to attend and pass the federal law enforcement officers training acadamy in Ga and meet a lot of good folks in the LEO community..
..
Oh yea, a dude in Mexico tried to sell me his sister once..

[tex]

Had St. Elmo's Fire on my face, arms and hands, while standing watch in Iraq I.

[philipfleek]

I cooked an egg one time.:o

[Colorado_Hunter]

I'd nearly place a good wager that I'm the only one thats proposed to my wife at the base of the eiffel tower in paris on new years eve, while very much drunk!

I seen plenty of eye candy at the bottom of the Eiffel tower. I heard they don't allow anyone to go to the top anymore, if you remember that elevator that went at an angle to get to the top.

Same week, I was using the bathroom and a maid came in and told me that wasn't the toilet.:rolleyes: Imagine that, sure looked like a toilet to me.

[Colorado_Hunter]

Oh yea, a dude in Mexico tried to sell me his sister once..

Don't know about the selling sister thing, but someone in the barracks said, lets go see the Donkey Show. At the time I had no idea what that fella was talking about.:eek:

[Colorado_Hunter]

Saw this on another thread and thought it would be cool to see,what everyone had to say. So lets hear it!

Fired a missile out of a M551 Sheridan and it went out about 300 yards, took a right turn and went 180 degrees and took out a M151A1 Jeep that was parked behind the firing line.

Luckily nobody was in the Jeep at the time.

[headoftheholler]

I seen plenty of eye candy at the bottom of the Eiffel tower. I heard they don't allow anyone to go to the top anymore, if you remember that elevator that went at an angle to get to the top.

Same week, I was using the bathroom and a maid came in and told me that wasn't the toilet.:rolleyes: Imagine that, sure looked like a toilet to me.
Funny you should mention that, when I spent 6 months in Rome, the very first day in my flat I walked in the bathroom and thought "Awesome, I've got a urinal" that is until I flushed it. :eek:

[predator]

97%...

I've done it too..

That's presuming that there are less than 200 people on here. Over 200, and we're in the 99% club.

During that trip, I got seriously overserved with Fuzzy Zoeller. Does that count for anything?

Nah. Lots of people get soused with Fuzzy. Now, if you woke up in a compromising situation with him the next morning, then you're in rare company.;)

Sorry daking, I'm with trust me on this one!:D Fuzzy got quite a rep going, but a good story though.

[gobblergetter]

Pretty cool stuff guys but I think I have everyone beat.

Parachute Jumped for the summer between my Sophmore/Junior year in High School.

Bungee Jumped at the Bluegrass Fair.

Got shot through the head (one side to the other) when I was 14 with a .38 spl. 125 gr. hollow point on the 1st day of Spring Break. Spent 5 days in the hospital and went back to school the following Wednesday.

I am a little deaf in my right ear, but other than that I am okay. At least I think I am.:D

Man, I thought I had a good one when my brother shot me with a bow and arrow in the mouth and I walked away. You got shot with a .38 Definitely got me beat.

I've operated what was (not sure if it still is) the 3rd largest coal dragline in the world

[predator]

Don't know about the selling sister thing, but someone in the barracks said, lets go see the Donkey Show. At the time I had no idea what that fella was talking about.:eek:

Oh S***, heard about that one!! Did you go? No details PLEASE!:eek: Just a yes or no answer!;)

[Duster]

Well to start I have lived over 62 years, that should cover a lot of the posters on here. Gone bear hunting several times north of the border with good luck. Won Bowhunter Nationals in my class IBO-MCA and won the next year in R/A. Seen my name in Archery World magazine more than once when I followed the IBO national triple crown shoots. Never ranked under the top 20 in all the years I shot for Martin Archery. Retired at age 54 and have took life easy since.

[Colorado_Hunter]

Oh S***, heard about that one!! Did you go? No details PLEASE!:eek: Just a yes or no answer!;)

At the time I didn't know what it was when it was mentioned, it didn't seem like the thing to do, so I passed.

Furthermore, I didn't feel like going through Juarez in the middle of the night, heck it was bad enough on the El Paso side of the border.

[l_c_s]

-Spent 10 days in Chinese prison for having a fever during the SARS outbreak.

Fun times.

[hunt-4-life21]

I seen my dad shoot two rabbits with one shot while rabbit hunting one time.
Toured Washington D.C. during 90 degree July heat with official FFA dress on the whole time. was there for almost 6 days.
man i cant think of anything else as cool as u guys!

[bocohunter]

I helped build a 1966 Chevy II SS that won the NMCA Nationals in 1996 and was on the cover of Muscle Monthly in Oct 96.Car was owned by Bobby Barrick.

Spent the night on the hawaiian island Kuualave and set up a target and demo zone for the (then) new cobra helicopters.This was a demonstration for several world ambassadors.This is an island owned by the navy and not open for tourists.

Lived through the biggest hurricane at that time to have hit the hawaiian islands-Hurricane Eva,1982

Spent 6 mnths in S.Korea (Team Spirit) and toured the souel sports complex before the olympics took place there.

Stood on the DMZ between N and S Korea and looked through binoculars to see several N Korean soldiers staring back at me through binoculars.

Toured the US Embassy in S.Korea

Stood on the great wall of china.

Crossed the Intl dateline 4 times.

Spent an evening in Japans Intl airport.

Pee'd over the edge of the grand canyon.

[bowcrazy*]

Sorry guys, gonna have to reduce some of those percentages a little more.....these may not be exactly the same but close enough.....

(#4) I'm an old time guitar player with several brown belts.

(#9) Shot a 62 in golf (you did mean 9 holes right?)

(#17) Been published twice in a National Magazine
Got selected as the League of Kentucky Sportsman 1994 Wildlife
Conservationist of the Year

(#24) Went from being friends with Multidigits to being chastised and
attacked regularly by him.

(#26) Caught a fish while standing on Wolf Creek Dam.

(#28) Hit a tree in a Cadillac doing 50, windshield fell in on my head, got
out and walked away.

(#35) Shook hands with Ronald Reagan.

(#77) Did the cell entry and prison fights thing..


Here's my new one...

Saw Mikhail Barishnokov dance in Don Quioxte and went to a chicken fight in the same year.

[F250Stroke]

Sat in my living room last night and watched cops.

[Pull My Finger]

while on business in S. Carolina once, met Cale Yarborough and got invited to his farm for a tour of his shop.

Played golf with Rex Chapman, Derek Hord (several times) and Frank Kornett. Frank played on a ankle sprained so badly he could not get his golf shoes on. (Still shot 79, couldn't hardly turn, that bastard!)

Met Tom Hammond several times, one of the nicest guys i have ever met...

Oh Yea, Woke up in a compromising position with Fuzzy Zoeller once......:rolleyes:

[labman]

1. Had dinner with 2 seperate Chicago Bear teams, one being the 1985 super bowl champs.

2. Was on the San Francisco 49ers team bus as it was given a police escort through Minneapolis on the way to practice in the metrodome. They won the super bowl that year.

3. Was the first person to propose marriage on the big screen in Papa Johns stadium.

[KYDEERCHASR]

the only thing i can think of that i have done that i know that noone else has done is:

i married my wife. it was 32 years ago and no doubt the best thing i ever did.:)

[daking]

the only thing i can think of that i have done that i know that noone else has done is:

i married my wife. it was 32 years ago and no doubt the best thing i ever did.:)


I can only claim 26 years. Not bad, though.

[AteUp]

Here's my new one...

Saw Mikhail Barishnokov dance in Don Quioxte and went to a chicken fight in the same year.

I've been to a bull fight in Mexico.

[ky_hunter72]

Ditto on the bull fight in Mexico
Got locked out of a parking garage in Nuremburg, Germany and hand to wonder the streets until 7am the next morning when the garage opened back up.
While on that same trip in Germany watched a German chick chase a ham and cheese omlet with a shot of whiskey at 5 in the mornin and ask for a marlboro light, break the filter off and smoke it like she's been doing it all her life.
And a few hours before being locked out of the parking garage and watching the whiskey chick went to a gentlemens establishment to watch some professional dancers and seen a beautiful tall asian girl with a nice set of lungs and treetrunk:confused: that would make a porn star proud. Needless to say we left before the song was over.

[barney]

I cashed a several checks drawn on the United States House of Representatives one year. They were the size of a bumper sticker....I had to foldum' 6 times to getum' in my wallet.

[pentail]

eaten barbecue in every state in the south and over to texas and kansas. saw no reason to head north.

blew up a race ready 396 engine in a 69 chevelle on a two lane country road at 168 mph, then coasted for nearly 7 miles before rolling to a stop.


got dumped out of the bed of a moving pickup truck while heading down the road toward town and a carwash, where my "buddies" were going to hose the barf off of me. (long night of drinking and fishing) when they got there and discovered I was MIA, they backtracked till they found me lying on the edge of the road. (thank goodness it was a lightly traveled one) can't remember much about that night, but the next day I had road rash and embedded gravel over pretty much my entire body.

[naturalelite]

(#26) Caught a fish while standing on Wolf Creek Dam.


Ok I actually caught Several fish while standing on Wolf Creek Dam until I was politely asked to "Please don't cast that again" by the nice man with a gun.

I was also at the Dale Earnhardt Tribute concert at Daytona and saw Kenny Chesney, Cheryl Crow, Hootie and the Blowfish, and Goo Goo Dolls.

Bungy jumped several times also. Portsmouth Oh, Daytona Beach, Piegon Forge.

[treerat]

If you said Jerry Springer I would have been really impressed. :D
if it had been springer calling i would have stayed home,,,,,and thank goodness i wasn't the father,,:D:D:D:D:D

[Rob]

I farmed for 6 years and made a profit every year (but not a very big one)!

[AAAJohn]

Been covered with coal and a 50,000 pound machine 2 miles underground.
Married and divorced my ex wife 2 times. After 10 years and after 10 years again.
Been in 40 states. 24 in 5 weeks.
Flipped a 66 Chevy ragtop upside down at 120 mph.
Having a mother that prays for me a lot.

[243win]

I have loaded hundreds of millions of gallons of gasoline and diesel fuel into barge,s
floated through Hurricane andrew on a Towboat in new orlean,s
Got knocked out by a hydrogen sulfide cloud and lived to tell about it.:)

[StaleyEMT]

Raised a couple different people from the dead!

[Feedman]

Was stranded for 4 days in the Clearwater National forest in Idaho.
Met Mohammed Ali in 1977
Won Smith T. Powell award in 1981 as top ag student in kentucky.

[RocketRider]

Turned laps at Atlanta Motor Speedway @ over170. Finished 2nd in class at the Bob Bondurant road racing school in Phoenix. Spent many hours with Davey Allison, as well as many other NASCAR drivers 'back in the day' to use the cliche'. And a few other little non-nascar things.


RR~

[Deer Hunter]

I had Paris Hilton and Nichole Richy ASK me if they could wash the wind sheild on my little 97 Nissian pick up while i was getting some lawn mower gas. And I said YEAAAAH go ahead.:D And while Paris was washing the wind sheild on my truck Nichole was doing her best to flirt with me to get my attention and i just would not give her the time of the day. BUT ! My wife was sitting in the truck just a few feet away with the window rolled down so i sort of had to not pay any attention to her. :D

And another thing that i have done that i bet nobody else has ever done and that was to catch a wild hen turkey while sitting in that same little Nissan pick up. :D

[F250Stroke]

I once saw a guy get shot in the right butt check with a .22 cal. pistol while in a grocery store in Radcliff.:eek: I now am an 8 pointer too, only took two years.

[big300mag]

Climbed cell towers for a living a few years ago.

[AteUp]

I was also at the Dale Earnhardt Tribute concert at Daytona and saw Kenny Chesney, Cheryl Crow, Hootie and the Blowfish, and Goo Goo Dolls.

Thanks for reminding me.;) I was at Dale Earnhardt's last win: Talladega, Fall of 2000.

[AteUp]

Climbed cell towers for a living a few years ago.

OMG, you ain't right. If you post any pics I'll prolly puke.:eek:

[daking]

Took a sawbuck off of Maxcam on a bet.

[AteUp]

Took a sawbuck off of Maxcam on a bet.

Not my caption. Can't remember who added that.

http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/photopost62/data/500/medium/guts.jpg

[12 pointer]

Removed the screen from my Bathroom widow and fired a 12 Gauge Shotgun to kill the Starlins that were nesting in the end of my house. I was setting in a chair and gun completely inside the home. This was just LAST SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! Finally, mission accomplished.:D (Wife was not home and don't yall tell her either. She asked what that smell was!!!!!:D:D

[JDMiller]

Saw Dale Earnhardt spin Terry Labonte out on the last lap in turn 3 at Bristol's night race ... while sitting 7 rows up from where it happened.

Saw Dale Jr win at Talledaga right after 911. Took nearly 7 hours to get back to our hotel room in Cullman.

Mr. Duxx..... I remember Kaintuck Territory very well. One of my favorite places as a kid.

[AteUp]

Saw Dale Earnhardt spin Terry Labonte out on the last lap in turn 3 at Bristol's night race ... while sitting 7 rows up from where it happened.

I was a Terry Labonte fan first and an Earnhardt fan second. At least until that night.:mad: Still liked Earnhardt till he died, but I kind of wanted to punch him in that big nose of his over that one.;)

[slickhead slayer]

I went to a UL game at Papa Johns stadium, and I am not a criminal and I don't have any gold teeth. I doubt anybody else in the world can say that.

[AteUp]

I went to a UL game at Papa Johns stadium, and I am not a criminal and I don't have any gold teeth. I doubt anybody else in the world can say that.

I thought you were gonna say that you're a UK fan that isn't married to his sister.

[wprebeck]

KYBOY has probably seen this a time or two, as have some of the others in my specific line of work -

I've watched people eat their own poop. Seen it smeared all over themselves. One guy even likes to put it in his empty eye socket.

Watched people drink their own urine.

I've seen coworkers covered in poop from a nice mixture of water, urine, and feces. Makes for a nasty time when they squirt it out of a shampoo bottle.

Didn't actually see this one, but fought the same guy the night before he did it. He decided he didn't really need that eye after all, and pulled it out while in the custody of our fine sheriff's department while in the court holdovers.

Sat in on a surgery of an inmate...he was having some type of intestinal blockage removed. Pretty cool.

I've patted down he/she's...that have implants, but are still "pre-op". I've listened to every single excuse for committing a crime you can think of. I work with people who have admitted to molesting kids from infant age up to their teens. I deal with the folks you see on TV every night. Chances are, if they've made the news in Louisville, I know them pretty well.

On the plus side of things -

I'm a Glock armorer, a Rem 870 armorer, a Colt M16/AR15 armorer, and was just certified on Pepperball launchers. I'm in charge of the SORT armory at work, and get to issue out fun things like Stingball grenades and flashbangs. Plus, I get paid to work on guns...good times.

[beards-n-bone]

Shook Johnny Cash's hand at a truck stop in London, Ky in the mid-90's while attending college. Never forget that. And yes he was dressed in all black!! Except for his snow white hair.

[KYBOY]

Pepperball launchers.
I have three scars on my left butt check from a pepperball gun.
Also when they tell you to blouse your fatigues Ive found that if you dont during O.C and C.S gas training (or during actual use) you will end up with it drifting up your pants into your neither regions :D Sweaty unmentionable places and O.C gas make for an "uncomforatble" feeling :o

[etownhunter]

was in a head on collision accident, while i was setting in a parked car, other car was doing about fifty and she admitted she was playing with her radio.

Run over by a boat, while setting on a jetski, that wasnt even running, was on the side of the lake, beside a no wake zone, walked away from both wrecks with out a scratch.

Caught a 9lb 7oz bass, and let it go!

Put a few in body bags..

Got pulled over for doing 105 in a 55mph zone and didnt get a ticket..

assaulted a cop and got away with it, he slamed sum guy into my truck and put a dent in my fendor, dont mess with the ride!

im sure ill think of more later...Very interesting thread!

[wprebeck]

I have three scars on my left butt check from a pepperball gun.
Also when they tell you to blouse your fatigues Ive found that if you dont during O.C and C.S gas training (or during actual use) you will end up with it drifting up your pants into your neither regions :D Sweaty unmentionable places and O.C gas make for an "uncomforatble" feeling :o

How hard would it be to set up a tour of your place? I'm assuming you're Big Sandy, right?


If so, you're right down the street from where my acreage is....Laurel Creek Rd, just across the county line on the Lawrence county side.

[Bullfries]

1. Lost all or part of four fingers while fishing
2. Hunted with multiple members of the cincinati reds
3. Flown through a hurricane
4. Missed more trophy deer than anyone on the planet
5. Allmost bled to death but am still here
6. Rode in the University of Cincinnati's Air Care

[AteUp]

assaulted a cop and got away with it, he slamed sum guy into my truck and put a dent in my fendor, dont mess with the ride!

im sure ill think of more later...Very interesting thread!

Another reminder...

...In college had 2 cops bust our party. Turns out they knew some of our friends. After their 3-11 shift, they came back and were drinking in uniform, in my apartment.

[etownhunter]

Another reminder...

...In college had 2 cops bust our party. Turns out they knew some of our friends. After their 3-11 shift, they came back and were drinking in uniform, in my apartment.

thats good times right there!

[Ky'sFinest]

floated the chatahoochie.

caught a coral snake.

took a leak at a urinal next to the sec of the air force.

got in a fight with a guy and 10 of his buddies and escaped with a bloody mouth (had braces).

[Tarheeltransplant]

ok here's mine,
*I've helped a surgeon RIP sternum wires out of a guys chest and hand massage a life-less heart back into rythym.
*Help deliver 2 babies in vehicles, one in front seat, one in back of ambulance.....neither were mine....I think!:D
* Worked security at George Straight music festival and got to see many of the performers up close and personal. (can you say make-up!!)
* Partied with S.A. Spurs at club on Riverwalk.
* married the Best woman in the world (almost 7 years now [18th]) and have fathered 3 of the most beautiful children in the world!!! They look like me of course. :D

[Pull My Finger]

I went to a UL game at Papa Johns stadium, and I am not a criminal and I don't have any gold teeth. I doubt anybody else in the world can say that.


I agreed with an referee's call against the Cats in Rupp Arena once.....

[Cornpile]

Rode in a factory fresh brand new 1969 Dodge Superbee 440 magnum 6 pack 4 speed hurst slapstick done 145 mph before you could blink your eyes
Rode a wheelie on a bike 256 feet
Got snakebit several times
Took rabie shots
Back talked my mother in law and lived :D

[patiodaddy]

Gotta hear this one!

Originally Posted by patiodaddy http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/showthread.php?p=762787#post762787)
Got shot through the head (one side to the other) when I was 14 with a .38 spl. 125 gr. hollow point on the 1st day of Spring Break. Spent 5 days in the hospital and went back to school the following Wednesday.

I am a little deaf in my right ear, but other than that I am okay. At least I think I am.:D

Well I had gotten a S&W model 15 for Christmas that year and this was the first day of Spring break in 1975, my Dad had let me bring the gun home to my Mom's for the week,my folks divorced in "74". Monday morning I walked across the street and got my best friend at the time up out of the bed at about 10:00 a.m. so we could go shooting. I took the bullets out of the gun and showed it to him and we decided to eat before we went shooting. He started making us a glass of Coke and while his back was to me I put the bullets back in and put it in the holster I was wearing and started to make some sandwiches. We had been reading this book called "Joey" the autobiography of a Hit Man for the Mob. In the book this guy describes his M.O. for shooting people, it amounted to standing an arms length away from the subject and placing the muzzle of the gun right against the head and shooting them twice. Well, my friend finished pouring the Cokes and turned around to set them on the table, I was still bent over making the sandwiches when I felt him pull the gun out of the holster. Now I knew just exactly what he was going to do.....don't ask me how but I did. Everything was in slow motion for me as I felt him pull the gun and stick it up next to my head and then BANG! I fell down with my eyes closed to my handsd and knees, I could feel the blood runnning down my arm and when I opened my eyes there was a huge puddle forming in front of me. Naturally he freaked out and was hollering and stuff and I knew I was hurt bad and I was afraid he was going to run out in panic and leave me. We were alone and I told him to call the Emergency Squad and then to put some presure on it to stop some of the bleeding. The Rescue came and I walked out to the truck for the ride to the Hospital. I thought I was going to die because I was getting tunnel vision real bad but I wasn't scared at all. Anyway they packed my nasal cavity with gauze and I think I would have rather been shot again rather than go through that. Slapped me in ICU and found out the bullet had passed clean through my head and came out the other side just under the back part of the ear lobe. It never hit any teeth or bone, went through the wall and cracked the TV screen in the other room. I stayed in the Hospital from Monday until Friday, my head was swollen like a basketball and I had some serious black eyes but I went home on Saturday. I milked it until Wednesday and then I went back to school. I can't hear so well out of my right ear but other than that nothing else is wrong with me. I had told the EMS guys that it was an accident and he did not mean to do it, so not to hold him on murder charges if I died. The guy that shot me was so affected by this that he quit shooting/hunting all together and gave all his guns away to his brother.`

And that's..............the rest of the story! Good day!;)

[westkybanded]

Originally Posted by patiodaddy http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/showthread.php?p=762787#post762787)
Got shot through the head (one side to the other) when I was 14 with a .38 spl. 125 gr. hollow point on the 1st day of Spring Break. Spent 5 days in the hospital and went back to school the following Wednesday.

I am a little deaf in my right ear, but other than that I am okay. At least I think I am.:D

Well I had gotten a S&W model 15 for Christmas that year and this was the first day of Spring break in 1975, my Dad had let me bring the gun home to my Mom's for the week,my folks divorced in "74". Monday morning I walked across the street and got my best friend at the time up out of the bed at about 10:00 a.m. so we could go shooting. I took the bullets out of the gun and showed it to him and we decided to eat before we went shooting. He started making us a glass of Coke and while his back was to me I put the bullets back in and put it in the holster I was wearing and started to make some sandwiches. We had been reading this book called "Joey" the autobiography of a Hit Man for the Mob. In the book this guy describes his M.O. for shooting people, it amounted to standing an arms length away from the subject and placing the muzzle of the gun right against the head and shooting them twice. Well, my friend finished pouring the Cokes and turned around to set them on the table, I was still bent over making the sandwiches when I felt him pull the gun out of the holster. Now I knew just exactly what he was going to do.....don't ask me how but I did. Everything was in slow motion for me as I felt him pull the gun and stick it up next to my head and then BANG! I fell down with my eyes closed to my handsd and knees, I could feel the blood runnning down my arm and when I opened my eyes there was a huge puddle forming in front of me. Naturally he freaked out and was hollering and stuff and I knew I was hurt bad and I was afraid he was going to run out in panic and leave me. We were alone and I told him to call the Emergency Squad and then to put some presure on it to stop some of the bleeding. The Rescue came and I walked out to the truck for the ride to the Hospital. I thought I was going to die because I was getting tunnel vision real bad but I wasn't scared at all. Anyway they packed my nasal cavity with gauze and I think I would have rather been shot again rather than go through that. Slapped me in ICU and found out the bullet had passed clean through my head and came out the other side just under the back part of the ear lobe. It never hit any teeth or bone, went through the wall and cracked the TV screen in the other room. I stayed in the Hospital from Monday until Friday, my head was swollen like a basketball and I had some serious black eyes but I went home on Saturday. I milked it until Wednesday and then I went back to school. I can't hear so well out of my right ear but other than that nothing else is wrong with me. I had told the EMS guys that it was an accident and he did not mean to do it, so not to hold him on murder charges if I died. The guy that shot me was so affected by this that he quit shooting/hunting all together and gave all his guns away to his brother.`

And that's..............the rest of the story! Good day!;)



Game, set, match. You win.

[predator]

Game, set, match. You win.

Yep, that's a slam-dunk!

[Redlined]

Wow, I sincerely hope you go to church, because that is nothing short of a miracle........

[turk2di]

Shook hands with Ronald Reagan and lived in Rome for 6 months.

Drove Jimmy Carters Personal physician & NBC news crew through Henderson in July 80 during President Carters motorcade here. Also shook Jimmy Caters hand during the campaign of 76.

Appeared in March/April issue of Turkey Call magazine( Travel calls article, page 77).

[patiodaddy]

Wow, I sincerely hope you go to church, because that is nothing short of a miracle........

I believe in God, I talk to him daily but I don't attend Church.

I also buy a lottery ticket for every draw. Who knows?:)

[Redfishman]

Reading these: Chanting-"I'm not worthy....I'm not worthy"........

[headoftheholler]

Drove Jimmy Carters Personal physician & NBC news crew through Henderson in July 80 during President Carters motorcade here. Also shook Jimmy Caters hand during the campaign of 76.

Appeared in March/April issue of Turkey Call magazine( Travel calls article, page 77).
I got my picture and an article of what hunting meant to me published in Turkey Call when I was 12, thanks for the reminder. :)

On a side note forgot to add the first day I had my new 2001 Z28 passed a GSP in the next lane going 150+ on I-16, never got pulled though.
Did get pulled over in SC in the same car going 110 in a 55 (workzone at that) by a 6'5" black state trooper that wasn't too impressed with
my rebel flag front plate, only got a warning.
Got pulled over on US 23 three days in a row by the same cop for speeding while in high school. Finally got a ticket the 3rd day.
Turned my own dad in for poaching. We still havent talked in 5 years.
I am a 5th generation redhead, (my nickname is redbeard) and my daughter makes the 6th generation.

[kywaterfowler]

hit a telephone at 3 in the morning(little drunk wasnt driving) going around 60 through me into the front seat walked to a friends car took me home i went to sleep.

[philipfleek]

I believe in God, I talk to him daily but I don't attend Church.

I also buy a lottery ticket for every draw. Who knows?:)

Man thats crazy, glad your ok. I think I would have told him to shoot me again real fast!!!

[95bravo]

I did 3 complete tours to Iraq.

[corndogggy]

I talked to Larry Bird.

[BadDuck]

From past threads.....The ONLY ONE on this forum that never smoked dope growing up!!!!!!

Hah, I'd be lying. lol:D

Believe it or not...You are not.....I killed all my brain cells with alcohol. Never touched any drugs.

And I am not lying.

[patiodaddy]

headoftheholler:On a side note forgot to add the first day I had my new 2001 Z28 passed a GSP in the next lane going 150+ on I-16, never got pulled though.
Did get pulled over in SC in the same car going 110 in a 55 (workzone at that) by a 6'5" black state trooper that wasn't too impressed with
my rebel flag front plate, only got a warning.


Thanks for making me spit coffee all over my monitor! I am impressed!:D

[Lady Hunter]

Anyone else ever get escorted out of an Eddie Rabbit concert by security after scaling a 20" plank wall to get in? LOL! Dagnabit, I'd made it all the way into the 2nd row before anyone noticed that I didn't have a ticket!

On a totally different note, I was blessed to meet Mother Theresa back in the early 80's when she visited Eastern KY. I'm not a religious person at all (not Catholic, not Baptist, not any particular religion - just call me agnostic if you've gotta put a name to it) but just being in her presence was a life-changing experience. Only way I can describe it is to say that she literally radiated goodness... It simply took my breath away. I was there as a photographer for a newspaper & I was so blown away I only managed one small snapshot...

But back to what seems to be theme of everyone's escapades... How about driving a convertible at 120+mph down the BG Parkway while your best friend mooned passing cars?????

[Jim in Annville]

Never smoked no dope. Was a drunk. Once had a dude in Jamacia offer me his "VIRGIN mother". LOL . How many of you have ever done a H.A.L.O insertion?

[Ky'sFinest]

Anyone else ever get escorted out of an Eddie Rabbit concert by security after scaling a 20" plank wall to get in? LOL! Dagnabit, I'd made it all the way into the 2nd row before anyone noticed that I didn't have a ticket!

On a totally different note, I was blessed to meet Mother Theresa back in the early 80's when she visited Eastern KY. I'm not a religious person at all (not Catholic, not Baptist, not any particular religion - just call me agnostic if you've gotta put a name to it) but just being in her presence was a life-changing experience. Only way I can describe it is to say that she literally radiated goodness... It simply took my breath away. I was there as a photographer for a newspaper & I was so blown away I only managed one small snapshot...

But back to what seems to be theme of everyone's escapades... How about driving a convertible at 120+mph down the BG Parkway while your best friend mooned passing cars?????


was driving down the BG once and two chicks in a convertible shot by me, the one in the passenger seat was mooning people as they passed!!:D

[reivertom]

I just thought of some more.

I shook hands with Mohammed Ali and talked briefly. (although I really wasn't a fan, but I had to because my boss was watching and I was a rookie)

I've searched burning houses for victims , rappeled off of the Ironton-Russell bridge over the Ohio River, been up in a tower truck bucket, and cut people out of wrecked cars as a firefighter.

When I was a Park Ranger, I moved a dead skunk off of the main park road with a 10 foot pole, finding out later I should have used a 20 foot pole!:(

I worked at a vet's office and helped with operations and lab work.

I took a 5 minute ride in a hot air balloon which was 4 minutes and 55 seconds too long.

I caught a 5lb bass on a light fly rod while fishing for bluegills.

I caught several black tip sharks ( 3-4 footers) while wade fishing in the waters off St. Simon's Island in GA.

Last fall I caught some hammerheads in SC.

Like Post #77, I too have been in forced cell moves. (young man's game)

I became a father for the 1st time of 2 girls, one @ 42 years old and one @ 45 years old!

[keith meador]

I am pretty sure I am the only man alive that has stopped up a porta potty.

[quackrstackr]

I am pretty sure I am the only man alive that has stopped up a porta potty.

..... and KY Lake.

[elkguy]

During an evening of celebration with friends one night I was asked to leave 2 different bars in Hazard, Kentucky. :D That takes some doin.

[KyBucks10]

i was a ride operator at an amusement park in california last summer and i loved it!

[Feedman]

I can chew tobacco and swallow the juice and not get an upset stomach.

[mathewslxinky]

i have stood on top of the twin towers.
have also worked on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier
and now i drive tow boats on the upper mississippi river.

[shootersteve]

I have hunted whitetails in Mexico with Jackie Bushman for the Buckmasters and Jackie Bushman shows.:D

[JonDunn]

Went through the drive thru at a local bank with a bomb threat letter.

[kmtpr]

In 92, spent 5 days crossing the Atlantic to England on the QEII. Flew back to NYC in only 3 hours aboard the Concorde (SST). Was a "once in a lifetime" awesome experience. :D

[Foam Steak]

Removed the screen from my Bathroom widow and fired a 12 Gauge Shotgun to kill the Starlins that were nesting in the end of my house. I was setting in a chair and gun completely inside the home. This was just LAST SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! Finally, mission accomplished.:D (Wife was not home and don't yall tell her either. She asked what that smell was!!!!!:D:D

My wife told me the other day she was sick of picking up shells all over the house and in the yard. I said "You have been doing that?" "All this time I thought it was the shotgun shell ferry"

[A.K.A. GROUSEGUNNER]

This is a good thread!:) You guys got some great stories.

I tied for 3rd place in a "Dirty White Boy" contest at "Senior Frogs" in Cancun a couple years back, (not a pretty sight and only 4 in contest, but at least I wasn't last place).:eek:

Killed 47 groundhogs one summer.

Also few on a private jet, sorry Terry maybe that's now 98%!!

I'm with you on the groundhogs. 89 was my best season in the summer of 1990.

Shot a 1.5" 5 shot group at a lazered 452 yards with my .204.

[Al]

Got grazed in the arse with a 270 slug, deer hunting in Tenn.

[biggun]

Not me but, my dad. Sold several mobile homes and stood talking to the buyer for about an hour without ever knowing who it was. Turns out it was the late great Dale Earnhardt SR!!!!! I'm still looking for the contracts for the signatures.

[harpp]

stood in a PBR chute talking to Dale Earnhardt Jr for 5 minutes and didn't know who he was until some people came up for autographs

[reivertom]

originally posted by patiodaddy http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/showthread.php?p=762787#post762787)
got shot through the head (one side to the other) when i was 14 with a .38 spl. 125 gr. Hollow point on the 1st day of spring break. Spent 5 days in the hospital and went back to school the following wednesday.

i am a little deaf in my right ear, but other than that i am okay. At least i think i am.:d

well i had gotten a s&w model 15 for christmas that year and this was the first day of spring break in 1975, my dad had let me bring the gun home to my mom's for the week,my folks divorced in "74". Monday morning i walked across the street and got my best friend at the time up out of the bed at about 10:00 a.m. So we could go shooting. I took the bullets out of the gun and showed it to him and we decided to eat before we went shooting. He started making us a glass of coke and while his back was to me i put the bullets back in and put it in the holster i was wearing and started to make some sandwiches. We had been reading this book called "joey" the autobiography of a hit man for the mob. In the book this guy describes his m.o. For shooting people, it amounted to standing an arms length away from the subject and placing the muzzle of the gun right against the head and shooting them twice. Well, my friend finished pouring the cokes and turned around to set them on the table, i was still bent over making the sandwiches when i felt him pull the gun out of the holster. Now i knew just exactly what he was going to do.....don't ask me how but i did. Everything was in slow motion for me as i felt him pull the gun and stick it up next to my head and then bang! I fell down with my eyes closed to my handsd and knees, i could feel the blood runnning down my arm and when i opened my eyes there was a huge puddle forming in front of me. Naturally he freaked out and was hollering and stuff and i knew i was hurt bad and i was afraid he was going to run out in panic and leave me. We were alone and i told him to call the emergency squad and then to put some presure on it to stop some of the bleeding. The rescue came and i walked out to the truck for the ride to the hospital. I thought i was going to die because i was getting tunnel vision real bad but i wasn't scared at all. Anyway they packed my nasal cavity with gauze and i think i would have rather been shot again rather than go through that. Slapped me in icu and found out the bullet had passed clean through my head and came out the other side just under the back part of the ear lobe. It never hit any teeth or bone, went through the wall and cracked the tv screen in the other room. I stayed in the hospital from monday until friday, my head was swollen like a basketball and i had some serious black eyes but i went home on saturday. I milked it until wednesday and then i went back to school. I can't hear so well out of my right ear but other than that nothing else is wrong with me. I had told the ems guys that it was an accident and he did not mean to do it, so not to hold him on murder charges if i died. The guy that shot me was so affected by this that he quit shooting/hunting all together and gave all his guns away to his brother.`

and that's..............the rest of the story! Good day!;)

You have my vote!!! All hail patiodaddy!!!

[Bronco90]

Collected semen from an 800lb Boar Hog with my bare hands, ( I know most of you have done this, but I get paid for it)

"Robin Hooded" an arrow from 63 yards, and called it first. Yes, I have a witness.

[ecmbowhunter]

I banned itallushrt last year, how many can say they have done that?

:D;)

[reivertom]

Collected semen from an 800lb Boar Hog with my bare hands, ( I know most of you have done this, but I get paid for it)

"Robin Hooded" an arrow from 63 yards, and called it first. Yes, I have a witness.


You know............that first one.....somethings are best left unsaid...bad mental image.

[raktrakr]

I've not looked at the 400" 2 year old buck in the deer hunting section:p

[etownhunter]

Got permanatly banned from club la vila in PCB in 03! I was hand cuffed and on my way to jail, but got out of it, i have had good luck getting out of trouble with the law! there was a wall with pictures of people never allowed back to club and i made it on the wall, watched em put my picture up! Obviously they dont pay attn to the wall cause 3 days later i was back in the club!

[Hammer]

this is a hall of fame thread for sure.

I've sure led a dull life compared to a lot of you on here.

hmmmm...

1) I've been squirted in the face with the 'juice' from a hydrocele. :eek:

2) I was stuck by a dirty needle in Haiti. :eek:

3) During the Iran hostage crisis, an Iranian national pulled in front of my mom and me (the passenger), and I broke the windshield with my head.

4) I've helped save several lives.

5) I've never smoked dope.

6) I have done a reverse 2 handed 180 degree dunk on a 10 foot goal without the aid of a chair or trampoline etc.

7) I've played in a basketball game refereed by a person convicted of shaving points in several NCAA games. I also talked trash to him the whole game and asked him how much he was getting paid to fix that particular rec league game, ha ha.

[etownhunter]

this is a hall of fame thread for sure.




[/B]

you got that right!

[westkybanded]

1) I've been squirted in the face with the 'juice' from a hydrocele. :eek:



"Background

A hydrocele is a collection of serous fluid that results from a defect or irritation in the tunica vaginalis of the scrotum. Hydroceles also may arise in the spermatic cord or the canal of Nuck."

Ummmm.... I don't think I would have EVER admitted that one...

[headoftheholler]

"Background

A hydrocele is a collection of serous fluid that results from a defect or irritation in the tunica vaginalis of the scrotum. Hydroceles also may arise in the spermatic cord or the canal of Nuck."

Ummmm.... I don't think I would have EVER admitted that one...
What is a nuck? :confused:

Gotta add another one:
Killed an 8 point buck in Todd Co. that was wearing a blue bandana around its neck. Queer Deer.
I hope nobody on here had a pet deer go missing in Todd Co. 12 years ago.

[CopenHagen]

Rubbed copenhagen in my eyes to keep awake on a night mission in Baghdad. Stung like heck but woke me up!

[bigd33]

Killed a 150 class buck & 180 class buck back to back seasons:D

[Hammer]

"Background

A hydrocele is a collection of serous fluid that results from a defect or irritation in the tunica vaginalis of the scrotum. Hydroceles also may arise in the spermatic cord or the canal of Nuck."

Ummmm.... I don't think I would have EVER admitted that one...


never hear of "water balls"?? this was during surgery, btw, and the surgeon thought it would be funny to squirt me with it. :mad:

[Bronco90]

You know............that first one.....somethings are best left unsaid...bad mental image.

Mental Image? I will take some video if you want to see it!

[Matt722mx]

Came up short on a 75 foot triple racing motocross. Broke my leg, smashed all of my front teeth back into my mouth. Had to have 3 oral surgerys and my teeth wired together for 3 mouths.

[JP]

I've probably got a few of these, but most of them wouldn't be proud moments. Here's an example or two....

I have been inside of a septic tank.

I drank a few beers with OJ Simpson....no, we didn't discuss strategies....although, I was really tempted to ask....my wife couldn't join us (and she was jealous) because I wouldn't let her as she fit the profile. :)

Drove a government vehicle through a hurricane----while in site of the beach. Yeah...my partner nearly crapped himself on that one..

[chancey021]

Got to shoot 4 shots in rupp areana for $50,000 in 1993... made the layup, free throw, and the 3-point shot but ran out of time before i could shoot the half court shot... in front of a t sold out crown at 12 years old!!!

have killed at least one deer every year since I was 11 years old! I am 27 currently

killed 2 squirrels with one shot

watched my best friend from the forum get a ROYAL FLUSH in Las Vegas and not have his money on it:eek: that would have paid 500-1 and he had played it every hand before that... blame it on the girls!!!;) HAHAHA!!!! :D

more to come will edit later>>>

[270WSM]

Broke(gained access) into a jail(under construction) one night at 15 so a friend and I could see what our accomodations would be like when we turned 18. Was found inside said building that night and when escaping(looking for an exit) I exited the window on left side of rec room and friend exited window on right side. It was dark and the flashlight bouncing around did not help much.

Right side window to ground 6'

Left side window to ground 18':eek: (measured the ht at later date)

I limped for a few weeks:)

[skin_dog1]

I believe in God, I talk to him daily but I don't attend Church.

I also buy a lottery ticket for every draw. Who knows?:)


you've laready won the lottery, save your dollar!

[Dave62]

I sailed a scooner on Lake Ontario in '93.

[daking]

Not my caption. Can't remember who added that.

http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/photopost62/data/500/medium/guts.jpg
I did....for the sake of accuracy

[CSS archer]

Held over 150 wild grouse in KY in my hands

Wrestled adult whitetail buck to the ground and tied his legs together ( Deer trapping, restoration to eastern KY)

Part of the crew that brought the first free ranging elk to KY

Caught a blue sucker on green worms (was state record too, but released it)

Ran a garden fork through my foot while digging green worms...

Shot a limit of 15 doves with 18 shots

Noodled for and caught many snapping turtles at 9 years old...

[skin_dog1]

I drove in 4 countries in about 14 hours total and actually spent several hours sight seeing. We were driving from Spangdahlem AB in Germany to luxemburg, got lost and ended up in Belgium. We bought a map, figured out where we were, headed south, drove the entire length of luxemburg stopping at a museum on the way and went to Nancy France and partied at a carnival..... Spent the night at home in the same bed we slept in 14 hours earlier!

[skin_dog1]

Shot a limit of 15 doves with 18 shots


Thats impressive, I've done it with 24 shots and I thought that was good.

[philipfleek]

I tackled a fat doe at turfway park, she kept running into the glass and had a bloody nose and was afraid she would kill herself. State vets came to the paddock and got her. They gave her a bunch of meds then released her at big bone state park. Pretty much got my azz kicked, but it was worth it. Saved a buch of lives had several CPR saves, cut a few people from cars. Pulled a few from burning buildings. Except the neighbor arcoss the street from me- fire was toooo hot and roof was coming in-so I bailed on that one. he didnt make it.
Marsha lee butler Trainer at turfway park was one of my cpr saves.
I rode the elevator with President Ford at turfway and 10-15 secret service. My moms brother was killed by a 15 foot bermise python that he caught wild in africa. Saved my niece from a drug over dose when she was 1.5 years old. ( the medic was a complete idiot ) told him to get out of the ambulance. Thats bout all I have to say bout this... may edit later...
Was in a structue fire one time with a ton of ammo going off, just sounded like PITH Pith pith..
Didnt know it till it was over.

[grouser68]

Too many to list so I will just go with the past week!

Cried a bit on Thursday after dropping off a 916 lowboy load of water and bleach to Belfry, Ky. They were desperate, and it was being handed out almost as fast as the forklift could get it unloaded, reminded me too much of all those 3rd world countries I have been too.

Saw , and tried to help now homeless, good, eastern Ky. folk.

Saw the good in people last week!

BTW-If your from the flood area, I will see you all next week, God Bless you!

[stevenvalleyagain]

played on the grand ole opry stage and caught an 8lb bass at age 11. aint been worth a squat since.

[aceoky]

This is an awesome thread (easily in top ten ever IMHO)

I've not ever done anything worth listing here, been too busy being a "keyboard hero" , I suppose :D:D:D:D

[daking]

Got totally hammered with George Plimpton (Paper Lion) in the bar at the Pick Congress hotel in Chicago.

Graduated 320th from a class of 340 and got a National Merit Commendation.

Took Howard Cosell's press pass away from him in his limo at the 1976 Derby

[TripleGee]

Raised a couple different people from the dead!

That's the coolest yet! If anyone don't think so, ask the previously dead!

[RutNBuck]

1 - got to punch Sugar Ray Leonard in the jaw (not hard) but can say i did it.. even got a picture of it

2-got to see every 70's kids hero ( i saw Eviel Kneivel jump) Kings Island

3-Spent the entire day with Granpa Jones from Heew Haw

4-HAD a 1976 World Series Baseball (i think that was the year) Cincinnati Reds Autographed Ball by each player...UNTIL i thought it would be cool to use at a practice session my buddies were impressed BUT my parents were not...HAHA

5- I was on the Uncle Al show

6 Ate breakfast with Chevy Chase in Durango Colorado as they was filming National Lampoons movie

7-was At Simon Kenton High School when it blew up killed one student injured many

[turkeytalker]

I've run a D-9 Cat along with many other implements of destruction/construction.

Had a power pole break and fall with me belted off near the top.

I've been a Kentuckyhunting.net moderator longer than anyone in the WORLD!:D


Well i've run an 11R;).

I've had a few poles break with me but rode them out, when my hooks cut out 35' up i was one stompin pony tryin to get a grip, i didn't.:D It hurts more everyday.:cool:


Great thread, i'm sure like most i could have this many pages by myself.

[kybowhunter90]

1 -

7-was At Simon Kenton High School when it blew up killed one student injured many


I know a guy that was a student at SK at the same time that was on the fire department. He said he thought it was a drill till they got up to the school and saw how bad it looked.

[Docknboatlift]

I am a high school dropout/booted out...who was the valedictorian of his college graduating class....twice.

I was at Dale Earnhardt's last race.

[TripleGee]

Man, does this one bring up some memories.

The absolute coolest thing was when I was blessed to be able to lead, assist actually, a young man to accept Jesus into his life. THis lad had been repeatedly raped and tortured in his childhood and was down deep. WHen the burden was lifted, what a change! Now, as a young man, he looks at me and talks to me with a sort of appreciation in his eyes. This bond is one way GOd has given me assurance that I have at least one friend on this old earth!

Cross Country State Champs, 1976.

I'm the only person I have ever heard of to draw seven walks in one softball game... ten walks in two games. I was 2 for 2 that night after twelve at bats! The pitcher wasn't really that bad, he just knew I wasn't going to swing and that got into his head. He tried to "place it" and that's a no-no.

I am the only guy to give up a home run to a "girl" at Wheeler Softball Park. The "girl" hit the first one by me so hard that I didn't see it go by my ear, I heard the whizz. Started backing up after the pitches then. Didn't matter. The "girl" was about 6'1" tall and about 220 lbs. none of it fat! She would be in the top twenty men of all time that I've seen hit a softball in twenty five years of playing.

Started a FOUR man triple play and got a moderately fast runner out at first base. This won't mean much unless you've played infield. People watching were quiet after that, kinda wondering how it was done so fast. We don't know and never even came close after that day.

I hit an eight inch "home run"! Actually, I almost missed the ball entirely, knocked it straight down into four inches of dust in front of the plate and proceeded all the way around on throwing errors! If only the catcher had held onto the ball huh???:D (I know, it wasn't actually a home run.)

Had a rabies series after being mauled by a cat.

Walked right up (three feet) to a huge black bear at the age of ten or so while in the smokies. This was only the second one that I'd ever seen. The FIRST one was TAME!!!
The second one was in the woods. GOD does indeed look after drunks and IDIOTS!

I used to "tame" snakes.

Caught and killed two coral snakes (I don't tame coral snakes) on two different nights at the same campsite in Florida. At night also. Didn't sleep well that week.

Unwittingly swam with sharks (I would have known sooner if they'd just come to the top instead of just bumping me) by trying to swim with some migrating Menhaden? shad? one September down in Myrtle Beach. Didn't know I was in a feeding frenzy! Heck, I wasn't even hungry!:D

As a child living in Cocoa Beach, I once saw one of the early Gemini's or Saturn rockets take off while on the beach with my dad, he says I crapped my pants and cried for hours. THem rockets be LOUD!!!



Sorry for making you read this long.

[duckslayer870]

I was a certified artificial insemination tech for cattle.

[Redfishman]

Living in the coastal areas of South Florida and Louisiana you are in harms way with Hurricanes. Alot of memories alot of pain...
These were Storms that were at least Cat 3 or above. Can't remember the named tropical storms

-Hurricane Cleo -South Florida- Sept ? 1964 Tore the roof off the house and lived with Church members for 2 months.

-Hurricane Betsy -South Florida- Sept 9-1965

-Hurricane Andrew- South Florida- Aug 24 1992
-South Louisiana- Aug 27 1992 est 20- miles from the eyewall center
Only storm to have experienced twice. Was on a business trip in Fla.
Spent the night in a car unable to get back to my home,praying.

-Hurricane Katrina-South Louisiana -Aug 24-2005-40 miles from the center eyewall and the
longest lasting approx 11- hrs of total hell on earth.

-Hurricane Rita- South Louisiana- Sept 24,2005 Worse rain maker with wind -had over 20"

-Hurricane Gustav-South Louisiana- Sept 1,2008 A "dry storm" with only 8-10" of rain
with a terrible tornado out break. Experienced the actual 'eye' of the
Storm

-Hurricane Ike South Louisiana Sept 13, 2008 A huge storm surge
that almost equalled Katrina.

Which storm was the worse? They all had bad qualities
Personally: #1 Gustav- Tied# 2 Katrina and Cleo #3 Andrew
In terms of overall devestation: Combo of Katrina and Rita.

[daking]

Man, does this one bring up some memories.

The absolute coolest thing was when I was blessed to be able to lead, assist actually, a young man to accept Jesus into his life. THis lad had been repeatedly raped and tortured in his childhood and was down deep. WHen the burden was lifted, what a change! Now, as a young man, he looks at me and talks to me with a sort of appreciation in his eyes. This bond is one way GOd has given me assurance that I have at least one friend on this old earth!

Cross Country State Champs, 1976.

I'm the only person I have ever heard of to draw seven walks in one softball game... ten walks in two games. I was 2 for 2 that night after twelve at bats! The pitcher wasn't really that bad, he just knew I wasn't going to swing and that got into his head. He tried to "place it" and that's a no-no.

I am the only guy to give up a home run to a "girl" at Wheeler Softball Park. The "girl" hit the first one by me so hard that I didn't see it go by my ear, I heard the whizz. Started backing up after the pitches then. Didn't matter. The "girl" was about 6'1" tall and about 220 lbs. none of it fat! She would be in the top twenty men of all time that I've seen hit a softball in twenty five years of playing.

Started a FOUR man triple play and got a moderately fast runner out at first base. This won't mean much unless you've played infield. People watching were quiet after that, kinda wondering how it was done so fast. We don't know and never even came close after that day.

I hit an eight inch "home run"! Actually, I almost missed the ball entirely, knocked it straight down into four inches of dust in front of the plate and proceeded all the way around on throwing errors! If only the catcher had held onto the ball huh???:D (I know, it wasn't actually a home run.)

Had a rabies series after being mauled by a cat.

Walked right up (three feet) to a huge black bear at the age of ten or so while in the smokies. This was only the second one that I'd ever seen. The FIRST one was TAME!!!
The second one was in the woods. GOD does indeed look after drunks and IDIOTS!

I used to "tame" snakes.

Caught and killed two coral snakes (I don't tame coral snakes) on two different nights at the same campsite in Florida. At night also. Didn't sleep well that week.

Unwittingly swam with sharks (I would have known sooner if they'd just come to the top instead of just bumping me) by trying to swim with some migrating Menhaden? shad? one September down in Myrtle Beach. Didn't know I was in a feeding frenzy! Heck, I wasn't even hungry!:D

As a child living in Cocoa Beach, I once saw one of the early Gemini's or Saturn rockets take off while on the beach with my dad, he says I crapped my pants and cried for hours. THem rockets be LOUD!!!



Sorry for making you read this long.

Gee...did you know any of the Hobbs family that lived on Merritt Island and owned a pharmacy?

[B.M. Barrelcooker]

last thursday I grilled and ate a ten pound carp.

[biggun]

I stole Keith Richards Christmas gift last year. Yes, that Keith Richards.

[cornbread]

Was kissed by Crystal Gayle.

[Manzanita]

Was kissed by Crystal Gayle.

...and turned her eyes blue?

[im-back]

i met troy gentry

[AteUp]

2)Saw Luke Duke knock a guy out at the Carl Casper Custom auto show in the early 80's

That's the most impressive one so far. That must of been something to see as a kid.:eek:

[ukyager]

Hike 650 miles over 2 months on the Appalachian Trail, form Mt. katahdin in Maine, to Great Barrington, Mass. Planning a "thru hike" from GA-MA (2,150+ miles) in 2010.

[skin_dog1]

That's the most impressive one so far. That must of been something to see as a kid.:eek:
Thats what I was thinking. Would kinda make you believe all them hood slidin knock outs you saw on TV.

[predator]

Man, this forum has some tales to tell. No wonder there is some many different opinions on things, some of you really know how to live.;)

Got a few more.

CSS-I killed 12 doves with 13 shots a long time ago.

Caught a wild turkey gobbler with bare hands at Yellowbank WMA a few years back, it ran into a brush pile and got cornered. I took it and gave it to the area manager for observation.

Have cut and speared over a 1,000 sticks of tobacco in a days time. A REAL long time ago.

I've gotten to help Non-Typ track and recover a big Iowa Whitetail buck. TWICE!!

[treerat]

met hulk hogan 25 years ago,,,,dang he is a big man back then,,,,met him at the local bar i always went to,,,,,,no he wasn't drinking,,,he was there with his body guards (like he really needed them) to eat supper,,

[im-back]

The dude spat on him because Luke wasn't signing autographs fast enough.. right in the face too, he hit that sucker so hard , it went in slow motion from there on, I was next in line and was waiting for Waylon Jennings to start talking and say "You know.. Spittin on a duke boy is kinda like poking a mountian lion.. it might be fun for a second, but then it gets real serious"

LMAO dang it son

[Lady Hunter]

How many of you have ever gone deer hunting (complete with climbing into a tree stand) with an approx. 1 month old baby slung in one of those front carry pouches?????

Guilty!

And when her brother was only 3 days old, I stuffed him into the same pouch & scouted out a 180 acre farm we were trying (unsuccessfully) to buy....

[Foam Steak]

Took Howard Cosell's press pass away from him in his limo at the 1976 Derby

Come on, we need more info!



On a side note, I have read EVERY post so far.

[pentail]

How many of you have ever gone deer hunting (complete with climbing into a tree stand) with an approx. 1 month old baby slung in one of those front carry pouches?????



thats impressive! how did you keep it quiet?

[philipfleek]

it quiet?



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[pentail]

it quiet?



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p


well, she didn't specify whether it was a "him" or a "her" baby, so to cover both, "it":D

[philipfleek]

well, she didn't specify whether it was a "him" or a "her" baby, so to cover both, "it":D



Better you than me!!!!!!!!!!

[jblack1]

thats impressive! how did you keep it quiet?
That sounds like something I would've said, but since I didn't!!
LMAO

[Lady Hunter]

it quiet?



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

ROFL! "It" was my eldest - definitely a she & quite a hunter in her own right!

p.s. Newborns generally aren't awake a whole lot. Keep 'em dry & keep 'em fed and warm in one of those pouches & they'll sleep, sleep, sleep... at least until you pull the trigger!

[AteUp]

My buddy wanted me to post that he was at a NASCAR race that Jimmy Spencer won.:eek:

[skin_dog1]

My buddy wanted me to post that he was at a NASCAR race that Jimmy Spencer won.:eek:
I was at the last winston cup race that darrel waltrip won. Darlington, around 91 or 92 I think. It was a rainout and although he had been running dead last all day, he stayed out under caution, took the lead, the clouds opened up and after leading just a lap or 2 the race was stopped and DW was declared the winner. The guy I was with would buy me a ticket everyyear so I would drive his drunk butt home. After the race, 2 yankees came walkin by with brand new DW shirts on and you could tell they had just bought them. They must have gotten a discount too cause they were 3 sizes too big. Well, I thought my buddy was gonna get into a fight when he started cussin em for bein "dum arse yankee's don't know nuttin bout nascar". I think they were scared half to death, they just got real white, turned around and said to each other, Was he talkin to us?"as they quickly walked away. We laughed about it all the way home.

[Redllama88]

My buddy wanted me to post that he was at a NASCAR race that Jimmy Spencer won.:eek:
Possibly the only thing that anyone on here could not come close to doing.;)

[pentail]

ROFL! "It" was my eldest - definitely a she & quite a hunter in her own right!

p.s. Newborns generally aren't awake a whole lot. Keep 'em dry & keep 'em fed and warm in one of those pouches & they'll sleep, sleep, sleep... at least until you pull the trigger!


I have 3 of em, the oldest being 8 the youngest 4. I swear, even as newborns, I can't remember much "quiet" time:D At least not deer stand quiet anyway. Big thumbs up for taking her so young though. My wife made me wait till my first one was 2 years old before I could take him to the woods with me. My little girl went with me the first time when she was almost 2 and my youngest went with me the first time when he was a little over a year old. At those ages, there was NO quiet.:rolleyes:

[daking]

Come on, we need more info!



On a side note, I have read EVERY post so far.

We were leaving the Derby infield. We were all chemically challenged. Someone said "Look! Howard Cosell is in that limo."

I opened the rear door. I introduced myself to Humble Howard and extended my hand over the blonde seated next to him. He looked at me and asked me ""What the ?$#& do you want?" I told him "Howard, I'm your last fan in Louisville. If you screw with me, you're out in this town". He replied "what the &%$* do you want?" I tapped him on the chest on his press pass and said "I want your press pass". He looked at the limo driver, his squeeze and this large, overserved guy leaning into his limo looking like a crazed moron and thought for a moment. Then, he unpinned his press pass and handed it to me. I thanked him for his generosity and took his press credentials and left.

I still have them as a treasured memo of his appearance here. I'd have rather had the blonde.

What a great thread this is. C'mon fellas. You have even better stories!

[turkeyfever]

Got permanatly banned from club la vila in PCB in 03! I was hand cuffed and on my way to jail, but got out of it, i have had good luck getting out of trouble with the law! there was a wall with pictures of people never allowed back to club and i made it on the wall, watched em put my picture up! Obviously they dont pay attn to the wall cause 3 days later i was back in the club!


I got banned in 06...apparently they dont like it when you're so drunk you miss the free stamp-in time, but decide its a good idea to draw your own...then proceed to tell the bouncers theyre full of it...then get literally thrown back through the doors..

[Ky_buckhunter]

I hit a Royal Flush in Vegas and have never been so mad in my life

[wetdawg]

There are some great ones so far, here's my paultry few:
1. Had my picture on the front page of Stars & Stripes looking into a Soviet Tank in West Berlin
2. Was in the crowd when JFK announced "I am a jelly donut"
3. Spent soft time at LBJ's ranch in Texas
4. Weathered a Hurricane on Oahu, Hawaii
5. Delivered the Army Times on Oahu
6. Was trained on M14 gunnery by the Army Marksmanship Unit
7. Enjoyed an evening with Olympic & World Champion Lones Wigger at his quarters on Ft. Benning, GA
8. Had an M14 blow-up on me while firing the 1,000 yard match at The National Matches, Camp Perry, OH
9. Won the rapid fire and slow fire prone matches in the 18th ABN CORPS Championships with an M-16
10. Earned my "dope on a rope" badge before deciding that jumping out of perfectly good airplanes WAS a good idea.
11. Snow-shoed in the Alaskan outback
12. Ate Lamb from a street vendor in Cairo, Egypt, in the shadow of the Great Pyramids
13. Didn't have to fight the Libyan invasion of Chad during my Egypt trip in '83
14. Have 5 daylight jumps at Ft. Benning, GA

[hunt-4-life21]

this one sucks, but last summer i had a summer camp basketball game against jon hood. and i actually blocked one of his shots. he only had 7 pts with me guarding him and im 6'2 and white!!!!

[Brewtus]

I shot a 16 pointer my first day ever of deer hunting.
I fell 18 1/2' from a tree stand and walked away with a bruise the size of a dime and one the size of a nickel.

[jblack1]

I'm sure others have done this, but twice?
I shot a ramrod out of a muzzle loader on two different occasions.

[I_HUNT_ALL]

this one sucks, but last summer i had a summer camp basketball game against jon hood. and i actually blocked one of his shots. he only had 7 pts with me guarding him and im 6'2 and white!!!!

yea ur right...thats not much, good try though

[Ky'sFinest]

*i have a cousin that was miss kentucky.
*got to sit in the cockpit of a f-22
*met one of the flying enlisted during ww2 that knew chuck yeager personally
*met a man at a book signing that was on the enola gay
*got to ride in a c-17 during combat landing and takeoff out of keesler afb, good time!
*seen john michael montgomery rock out down at the indian summer fest (also another good time)
*been in orbit for 35 minutes

[AteUp]

OK, OK, I ate a nightcrawler on a bet. Also drank a full glass of A1 sauce on a bet.:eek:

[hunt-4-life21]

yea ur right...thats not much, good try though
well atleast i can tell my kids i played against a couple players that played at UK

[Feedman]

I saw larry colyer naked on the the bank of Buck Creek after our canoe turned over.

[philipfleek]

Nancy Pelosi was in one of my dreams!!:eek:

[BuckBuster]

Was a grandfather at 41 years old.

Was bow hunting, walked all the way to my stand thinking something was missing, to finally realize that I had forgot my bow.

[lab]

I have seen Keith Meador miss a real, live animal with archery gear.:eek:

[ky_horsetrainer]

nancy pelosi was in one of my dreams!!:eek:

i think they call those nightmares these days

[reivertom]

I'm sure others have done this, but twice?
I shot a ramrod out of a muzzle loader on two different occasions.

I've got that T-shirt!

[rock802]

In my more stupid days i climbed to the top of a 125' ladder on a fire truck

[reivertom]

One more!

In 1997 I drove 784 miles on the wrong side of the road in South East Ireland while on Vacation with my wife. (it's okee dokee over there!)

[lab]

Was a grandfather at 41 years old.

Was bow hunting, walked all the way to my stand thinking something was missing, to finally realize that I had forgot my bow.

I had a buddy do something similar one morning. He realized that he had left his gun in the truck one morning while duck hunting. The bad thing is that his truck was parked about 20 miles away from where we were hunting.:D

[trust me]

One more!

In 1997 I drove 784 miles on the wrong side of the road in South East Ireland while on Vacation with my wife. (it's okee dokee over there!)

Huh. That's nothing. My 74 year old mother does that in a week right here in Kentucky.

[Dead Deer Walking]

Got hit in the head by a catfish falling from a National Guard helicoptor while I was fighting a forest fire.
Got chased by a bull moose after throwing rocks at it to get it to move out of my way in northern Idaho after I was dropped off by a helicoptor to cut down a lightening struck tree. Couldn't get the chainsaw started until the moose got tired of chasing me through the trees and walked away.
Been listed as missing by the Bureau of Land Management.
Been in a BUNCH of prison situations as well....Worked in two different prisons with KYBOY.
Hacked a cellular game camera that is now being used for the tv show Monsterquest.

[deadaim]

Cant comment on this thread due to statute of limitations :)

[I_HUNT_ALL]

i Went to a Braves game back a few years ago, there was 7 home runs in the entire game, (2 by chipper Jones) and i was setting the the outfeild and got 6 out of the 7 homerun balls!!!!!!:D i also got 2 foul balls....:eek::eek: