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pentail
05-12-2009, 08:14 PM
he can stop crime with just his picture:D

http://killfile.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/08/2791498-cardboard-cutout-chuck-norris-saves-a-bakery

A POSH bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week.
But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window.
The sign says: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month.
Manzanita
05-13-2009, 06:05 AM
That's funny.

Life imitates art. Internet art, anyway.
Cornpile
05-13-2009, 06:24 AM
I will play,Chuck Norris is so tough.The sun dont set ,till he says so.:D
KYBOY
05-13-2009, 06:50 AM
Chuck Norris is so tough he shaves with a plasma torch :cool:
Hornblaster
05-13-2009, 07:15 AM
Chuck Norris is so fast he can fun around the globe and kick himself in the back of the head.
ptbrauch
05-13-2009, 07:15 AM
He is so tough that darkness fears him.
trust me
05-13-2009, 07:22 AM
Chuck Norris is so tough, he sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Xi Bowhunter
05-13-2009, 07:54 AM
Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard their isn't a chin.....there's another fist.
Zeb
05-13-2009, 08:45 AM
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does

When you open a can of whoop-azz, Chuck Norris jumps out

Chuck Norris is one-eight Cherokee, nothing to do with ancestry; he ate an Indian
deadaim
05-13-2009, 12:22 PM
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w150/deadaim1967/untitled665.jpg

You know this is so two years ago but as you know:

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick so hard that the world spins backwards, thus making it two years ago.
Tim T
05-13-2009, 12:32 PM
I hear Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
Colorado_Hunter
05-13-2009, 05:52 PM
he can stop crime with just his picture:D

http://killfile.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/08/2791498-cardboard-cutout-chuck-norris-saves-a-bakery
A POSH bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week.
But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window.
The sign says: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month.


In the early 90's, he was in Lexington for some event and I happened to be there at the time.

All I got to say is he isn't that big, but I personally wouldn't want to mess with him.
Art
05-13-2009, 06:16 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth away from him.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he's stares books down until he gets the information he wants.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris has more money then you.
O'l Joe
05-13-2009, 09:02 PM
chuck norriss's teers cure cancer........its to bad he never cries
BIRD DOWN
05-13-2009, 09:13 PM
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
Redllama88
05-14-2009, 01:41 PM
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
headoftheholler
05-14-2009, 02:02 PM
If at first you dont succeed, you're not Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.