C.L.Button
03-21-2009, 04:14 PM
Here is a copy of mine. ;)
LIVING WILL FORM
I, _______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade
biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals
interested in simply running up the bills and making a buck on me being a complete vegetable. If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bud Light
______a Margarita
______a Bourbon
______a Bloody Mary
______a Gin and Tonic
______ a Glass of Merlot
______a Steak
______ Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a bowl of ice cream
______The Financial Page
______Sex
______Pasta
______BBQ
______Chocolate-
It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ____________________________________ Date:
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.
The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, please pass it on to the rest of us.
LIVING WILL FORM
I, _______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade
biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals
interested in simply running up the bills and making a buck on me being a complete vegetable. If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bud Light
______a Margarita
______a Bourbon
______a Bloody Mary
______a Gin and Tonic
______ a Glass of Merlot
______a Steak
______ Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a bowl of ice cream
______The Financial Page
______Sex
______Pasta
______BBQ
______Chocolate-
It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ____________________________________ Date:
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.
The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, please pass it on to the rest of us.