KY_Fried
01-19-2009, 06:05 PM
2009 Bengals schedule and new rules
September
13
Taft Junior High School
20
Cub Scout Troop #101
27
Cinti Blind Academy
October
04
Spanish American War Vets
11
Crippled Children's Home
18
Eloise Mental Hospital
25
Girl Scout Troop
#
353
November
01
Ohio Venereal Disease Clinic
08
Fraser Boys Choir
15
Korean Amputees
22
National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26
Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08
Cinti Gay Boys Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1When playing polio patients, the Bengals must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bengals must not hide the football under their jerseys.
RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Bengals fans that
have never
seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Bengals will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Bengals will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Bengals will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The bengals will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the
usual ten
yards.
NAME CHANGE **
The Cincinnati Bengals will be changed to the "Cincinnati Tampons" as they are only
good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She
will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!
September
13
Taft Junior High School
20
Cub Scout Troop #101
27
Cinti Blind Academy
October
04
Spanish American War Vets
11
Crippled Children's Home
18
Eloise Mental Hospital
25
Girl Scout Troop
#
353
November
01
Ohio Venereal Disease Clinic
08
Fraser Boys Choir
15
Korean Amputees
22
National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26
Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08
Cinti Gay Boys Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1When playing polio patients, the Bengals must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bengals must not hide the football under their jerseys.
RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Bengals fans that
have never
seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Bengals will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Bengals will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Bengals will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The bengals will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the
usual ten
yards.
NAME CHANGE **
The Cincinnati Bengals will be changed to the "Cincinnati Tampons" as they are only
good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She
will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!