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C.L.Button
11-30-2008, 01:00 AM
1 Bottle of whiskey

1 cup butter

1 cup sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups of dried fruit

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup water

1 tsp brown sugar

salt

lemon juice

nuts



1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality

2. Get a large bowl

3. Check the whiskey again. To make sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup

and drink.

4. Repeat one more time

5. Turn on the mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

6. Ad 1 tsp sugar and beat again

7. Make sure the whiskey is still good. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer, Beat 2 legs,

add them to the bowl, and chuck in the dried fruit.

8. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit get stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drew-

scriver.

9. Mix 1 tsp baking soda with 1 cup water, 2 eggs and some brown sugar.

10. Throw this away. It looks terrible.

11. Sample the whishey again to check for tonsisticity - or something.

12. next, sift 2 cups salt. I think. Who cares?? Chech the whiskey !!!

13. Now sift the lemon juice, by now you should have eaten all the nuts, so forget about

them.

14. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

15. Grease the oven. Turn the cake pan up to 350. Don't forget to mix off the turner.

16. Throw the bowl out the window, check the whiskey again, and go to bed. :D

12 pointer
11-30-2008, 01:04 AM
Great!!!!!!!!!!!:D

therron258
11-30-2008, 01:11 AM
thats hilarious!!!

turkeytalker
11-30-2008, 01:12 AM
Alright i get it:rolleyes:, you are head chef at Makers Mark right? Honestly i can't not never get that resippi write.

C.L.Button
11-30-2008, 01:41 AM
Alright i get it:rolleyes:, you are head chef at Makers Mark right?

Nope,,,

Jim Beam. :D

CUZZIN
11-30-2008, 01:52 AM
Ok when can i set a date to do some taste testing:D

C.L.Button
11-30-2008, 12:47 PM
Anybody notice anything funny about that recipe ?

Besides the author appearing to be drunk ?

raktrakr
11-30-2008, 02:06 PM
You left the oven on when you went to bed? No flour?

RocketRider
11-30-2008, 02:44 PM
Left out a tablespoon of one important seasoning...


"Tastes like crap"!

RR~

C.L.Button
11-30-2008, 03:03 PM
No flour?

Bingo,,, ;)

That and most FC's are made with Spiced Rum, not Bourbon.

treerat
11-30-2008, 04:48 PM
dang cl,,,i will have to try that recipe,,,,might need it after my surgery tommorrow,,:D:D:D