C.L.Button
11-30-2008, 01:00 AM
1 Bottle of whiskey
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup water
1 tsp brown sugar
salt
lemon juice
nuts
1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality
2. Get a large bowl
3. Check the whiskey again. To make sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink.
4. Repeat one more time
5. Turn on the mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
6. Ad 1 tsp sugar and beat again
7. Make sure the whiskey is still good. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer, Beat 2 legs,
add them to the bowl, and chuck in the dried fruit.
8. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit get stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drew-
scriver.
9. Mix 1 tsp baking soda with 1 cup water, 2 eggs and some brown sugar.
10. Throw this away. It looks terrible.
11. Sample the whishey again to check for tonsisticity - or something.
12. next, sift 2 cups salt. I think. Who cares?? Chech the whiskey !!!
13. Now sift the lemon juice, by now you should have eaten all the nuts, so forget about
them.
14. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
15. Grease the oven. Turn the cake pan up to 350. Don't forget to mix off the turner.
16. Throw the bowl out the window, check the whiskey again, and go to bed. :D
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup water
1 tsp brown sugar
salt
lemon juice
nuts
1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality
2. Get a large bowl
3. Check the whiskey again. To make sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink.
4. Repeat one more time
5. Turn on the mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
6. Ad 1 tsp sugar and beat again
7. Make sure the whiskey is still good. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer, Beat 2 legs,
add them to the bowl, and chuck in the dried fruit.
8. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit get stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drew-
scriver.
9. Mix 1 tsp baking soda with 1 cup water, 2 eggs and some brown sugar.
10. Throw this away. It looks terrible.
11. Sample the whishey again to check for tonsisticity - or something.
12. next, sift 2 cups salt. I think. Who cares?? Chech the whiskey !!!
13. Now sift the lemon juice, by now you should have eaten all the nuts, so forget about
them.
14. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
15. Grease the oven. Turn the cake pan up to 350. Don't forget to mix off the turner.
16. Throw the bowl out the window, check the whiskey again, and go to bed. :D