Things you DON'T say to your wife!

[RocketRider]

Hehehe, funny stuff...

Pay attention, Art! :D

RR~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

[Art]

Hehehe, funny stuff...

Pay attention, Art! :D

RR~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

My wife was looking in the mirror last night, she said "I look fat and ugly, will you please give me a compliment?" I said "You've got perfect vision."

[MsgMills]

My wife was looking in the mirror last night, she said "I look fat and ugly, will you please give me a compliment?" I said "You've got perfect vision."

ha Ha Ha...After you said that to her, I got one question to ask....How did the couch feel last night?????? You get em Art.....:D

[Salty]

Biggest mistake I made: I introudced my wife of 42 years to a friend by saying "Bob, this is my first wife _______". She didn't say anything till we got home & I got blasted. I tried to smooth it out, telling her "But Honey, you are my first wife." She says that implied there WOULD be a second.

[C.L.Button]

ha Ha Ha...After you said that to her, I got one question to ask....How did the couch feel last night?????? You get em Art.....:D

Question would be more like how long did it take her to load the gun ? :eek: :D