The Waddle of Shame...

[RocketRider]

I know, I should have checked first!

Got up early to take the wife to the airport, then stopped by a wafffle house on the way home for breakfast. So, naturally, a trip to the can was in order when I got home.
Then, much to my dissapointment, I discovered that she had left a single sheet of t.p. dangling from the roll. A quick inspection of the cabinet overhead revealed that the 'backup stash' was gone as well. Thus, I began the trek to the pantry for supplies with my pants around my ankles I call the waddle of shame.
If I'd done the same thing to her, there would have been heck to pay!

Jeeezzzz.....:o

RR~

[nwest]

your a nut:D, that is why you keep the Tp under the sink;)

[quackrstackr]

your a nut:D, that is why you keep the Tp under the sink;)

and a box of Kleenex on the lid of the tank. ;)

[nwest]

and a box of Kleenex on the lid of the tank. ;)

egzackery:D

[RocketRider]

Actually, we just finished having that bathroom re-done. The contractor left Friday....I think HE might have stolen my stash! :D

RR~

[buckdroppings]

thats great.



forever it shall be known The Waddle of Shame

[redneck1377]

the contractor left Friday and NOBODY use the bathroom on Saturday ?

[C.L.Button]

OMG it took me 5 min just to get the tears out of my eyes !

RR that is tooooooo funny.

With 3 kids in the house that happens alot to me. When nature calls, I take my own roll. I been without one toooo many times. :eek: :mad:

The best defense is a good offense. :D

[philipfleek]

Thats when you use one of the bath towels-when your done hang it back where it was and leave it till she gets back! that will teach her!;)

[MsgMills]

Thats when you use one of the bath towels-when your done hang it back where it was and leave it till she gets back! that will teach her!;)

OMG, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a month or so if I done that.... But the image of you waddling thru the house is just so funny..... I got me a secret roll stashed just in case at arms length, just for the possible thing ever happening to me......:D

[chadwimc]

That's why men should have their own bathroom. I keep the extra rolls on the handle of the plunger. My wife gave up trying to put them away. I did concede to one of those little plastic holders for the plunger. Everybody knows what it is, why do need a cover for it?

[C.L.Button]

Thats when you use one of the bath towels-when your done hang it back where it was and leave it till she gets back! that will teach her!;)

I did that with a washcloth 2 times. She was not a happy camper but there has been no shortage of paper since. :D

[Southpaw]

You have just made my day.We have all been there.:D

[reivertom]

How long have you been married? Don't you know that the wife's rules seldom apply equally to her?