View Full Version : Poking the hornets nest....a day in the life of a typical Republican
BurleyDog
07-03-2008, 01:25 PM
:) Couldn't help myself.
1. A Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican
By John Gray – Published by TvNewsLies.org – July, 2004
Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought the employers for paid medical insurance, so now Joe gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree
hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the
subway station for his government subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable
money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable
public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits,
retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and
died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s
employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or
becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should loose his home because of his temporary
misfortune.
Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s
money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the
country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad’s. His car is among the safest in the world
because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.
After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives. After all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.
BUT OF COURSE ALL OF THIS IS BEING DISMANTLED.
– kent shaw
Manzanita
07-03-2008, 01:43 PM
You know, it would almost be worth the forum "vacation" I'd be sure to get...
Naah.
BurleyDog
07-03-2008, 01:48 PM
Everyone enjoy the holiday tomorrow. Independence Day is a holiday that my family holds in the highest regard. I am going fishing with four of my friends who are in the military. One is Army, the rest are Marines.
Be sure to thank all our veterans for protecting our freedoms and take a moment to think of those who have sacrificed so much for the lives we enjoy today.
God bless!
headoftheholler
07-03-2008, 01:49 PM
:) Couldn't help myself.
1. A Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican
By John Gray – Published by TvNewsLies.org – July, 2004
Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought the employers for paid medical insurance, so now Joe gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree
hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the
subway station for his government subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable
money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable
public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits,
retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and
died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s
employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or
becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should loose his home because of his temporary
misfortune.
Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s
money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the
country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad’s. His car is among the safest in the world
because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.
After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives. After all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.
BUT OF COURSE ALL OF THIS IS BEING DISMANTLED.
– kent shaw
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m15/larryslamps/Liberal_Brain.jpg
canemaker
07-03-2008, 01:49 PM
..............And you know all those "freedoms" that the liberal American was able to provide for "Joe"?
They were PAID for by another "Joe"....G I, Government Issue, be it Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine , or Coast Guard..........In short they were provided by VETERAN of the U S Armed Forces that some conservative sent in harms way to protect the "liberals" right to protest and argue laws.
NUFF SAID
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 01:50 PM
I have the least hope for this boy now on the forum. Unreal.
BurleyDog
07-03-2008, 01:53 PM
I have many many friends that are or were in the armed services.
AND ALL OF THEM ARE OBAMA SUPPORTERS!
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 01:55 PM
The Syrian military doesn't celebrate our 4th of July.
Manzanita
07-03-2008, 01:56 PM
"Now I gotta friend who spends his life
Stabbing my picture with a bowie-knife
Dreams of strangling me with a scarf
When my name comes up he pretends to barf.
I've got a million friends!"
~Dylan
naturalelite
07-03-2008, 02:09 PM
I have many many friends that are or were in the armed services.
AND ALL OF THEM ARE OBAMA SUPPORTERS!
I don't think you thought this comment out very well. You mean to tell me that you have many (assuming more than 20) friends that were or are in the armed services and all of them are OBAMA supporters.
So what do you do call all your friends and ask them who they are supporting??You either have too much time on your hands or not a lot of friends.
AteUp
07-03-2008, 02:13 PM
I don't think you thought this comment out very well. You mean to tell me that you have many (assuming more than 20) friends that were or are in the armed services and all of them are OBAMA supporters.
I think he meant they were in the Peace Corps.:eek:
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/e/1/obama_barry_yearbook.jpg
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 02:13 PM
Some people make me mad.....some I pity. Very mixed up young man I think.
raktrakr
07-03-2008, 02:17 PM
Does Joe mind working his butt off so his tax dollars can go to Tyrone and Chico so they can live job-free,thanks to some liberal?
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 02:23 PM
Good one rakr. :D:D
BurleyDog
07-03-2008, 02:31 PM
I have the least hope for this boy now on the forum. Unreal.
KYTRAPPER you accused someone in my family of being homosexual or lazy when I disagreed with you on a politican manner.
I have hope for you though. You will be in my prayers.
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 02:34 PM
Thank you. I hope for your sake it gets higher than the top of your head. You should remember to be not a partaker of others evils by who you vote for.
BurleyDog
07-03-2008, 02:34 PM
I don't think you thought this comment out very well. You mean to tell me that you have many (assuming more than 20) friends that were or are in the armed services and all of them are OBAMA supporters.
So what do you do call all your friends and ask them who they are supporting??You either have too much time on your hands or not a lot of friends.
I don't know who most of my friends are supporting BUT it seems that seeing active combat duty does make people more politically aware. I have only one friend who is military who supports McCain and the others are adament Obama supporters. They talk about it all the time, as do I, so I know who they support.
deadaim
07-03-2008, 02:46 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m15/larryslamps/Liberal_Brain.jpg
OMG that was good !!!!!!!!!!!
daking
07-03-2008, 02:50 PM
and for all of that liberal government largess, combined government consumes forty percent of the gross domestic product and constantly wants more. It wasn't a liberal who gave us all those "protections" It was our tax dollars. Save and deliver us from those who believe they know how to spend our money more wisely than ourselves.
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 02:51 PM
I think the pc lobe is bigger on some of these younger liberals.
wademup
07-03-2008, 02:52 PM
How any gun owner can tout liberalism I do not know,I am not as bothered by someone who says they are for Obama as I am for someone who supports Liberalism. Unreal and very disturbing.
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 02:58 PM
Idealism is rampant on college campus. Easy to get brainwashed if you aren't careful. Exactly what conservatives were being accused of starting the post.
drakeshooter
07-03-2008, 03:02 PM
Idealism is rampant on college campus.......
Of course that's where it would be rampant, as they have not the slightest idea yet of what working your arse off is, then having what you earned taken and given to some lazy %$#@! I'll bet if you took the the ones who studied and split their grades with those who slept and partied they'd change that attitude in a hurry......but then, the ones who slept and partied and got the benefit of the ones who worked would probably keep on being liberals.:rolleyes:
Wildcat
07-03-2008, 03:04 PM
I don't know who most of my friends are supporting BUT it seems that seeing active combat duty does make people more politically aware. I have only one friend who is military who supports McCain and the others are adament Obama supporters. They talk about it all the time, as do I, so I know who they support.
Wait a minute, that's not what you said!!
Here's what you said;
I have many many friends that are or were in the armed services.
AND ALL OF THEM ARE OBAMA SUPPORTERS!
Is there someone else posting from your coumpter??? This way we will know if there are two of you.
Funny thing is on another hunting forum there are a couple members in Iraq right now and they still post every once in a while, they publicly post that most of the other military people support McCain.
Anyway it does not mater, Obama's camp has written off Kentucky to McCain. Obama will not spend much time or money in Kentucky at all.
KYBOY
07-03-2008, 03:07 PM
I cant speak for anyone else but the people I know in Iraq are not Obama supporters.
kytrapper
07-03-2008, 03:07 PM
Silly wildcat.......words don't mean anything to liberals. He goes to being for Obama one day to Bob Barr the next. Well guys, I too am going fishing tonight. I will ponder how this country has gotten to the point of this mentality. See you next week. BTW Drakeshooter, I showed my daughter my paycheck before and after cuts and explained why I was being cut. Good thing to do for your kids and explain things.
KYBOY
07-03-2008, 03:08 PM
Im thinking about going gigging tonight Steve:D
canemaker
07-03-2008, 03:14 PM
Liberal's also brought us "Liberal education". This allows people to graduate not being able to spell the word dream. What does this tell us about the "American dream" and the Liberal party in general?
Remember, press one for English....two for Spanish. :)
This was taken from Channel 3 News in Corpus Christi, TX.
MsgMills
07-03-2008, 03:34 PM
OMG that was good !!!!!!!!!!!
Took the words right out of my mouth.......:)
97f150ext
07-03-2008, 03:48 PM
When I read discussions such as this, it makes me happy to know I completed my CCDW test and not too long from now I'll have a better ability to protect myself from people who have no control over their un-educated beliefs. :confused:
I swear this country is going to fall apart because of radicalism.
WildmanWilson
07-03-2008, 04:54 PM
I posted a little joke in reply to this...The evolution of Liberals....but the Mod. locked it down 3 seconds after I posted it because it was posted once before. Funny read anyway.
Scott7m
07-03-2008, 06:39 PM
lol...... this is some funny crap........ people on a hunting forum talking about supporting a guy who attended a church for over 20 years that openly admits that he says damn the u.s and all kinds of other stuff...
why don't the dems just face it? they have a complete and total moron in their corner.. the republicans don't have much, but he's a freakin genius compared to osama bama..
i've got a bunch of friends in the unions around here, 70% of which are strong dems, all of them say no way in hell will they vote for obama... haven't heard one yet say that they would
headoftheholler
07-03-2008, 06:59 PM
i've got a bunch of friends in the unions around here, 70% of which are strong dems, all of them say no way in hell will they vote for obama... haven't heard one yet say that they would
My wife's in the USW and she gets the quarterly magazine in the mail, my god, I wouldn't wipe my arse with this thing. So pro-Obama it was sickening.
Feedman
07-03-2008, 08:33 PM
I like Beer, Apple Pie, and the Red, White and Blue. Obama is a Bill Clinton speaker and another Jimmy Carter.
Not my cup of tea.
Happy 4th.
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