Bush's resume

[BurleyDog]

Thought you might want to know a little more about our President..



Bush resume

I will be available in January 2009, am willing to relocate.

RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost'
and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S.Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I I
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United
States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for t he biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S.history. My 'poorest millionaire,' Condoleezza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S.and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
U.S. history, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I
presided over the biggest energy crisis in history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S.policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts..

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any
President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States Government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S.fr om the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war'
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over
the worst security failure in U.S. history

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million), shattering
the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S.history to order an unprovoked,
preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
U.S.Citizens and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents
will not be available for 50 years.


PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW!

[MsgMills]

Well if I was an Employer needing his vast knowledge of experience. I'd have ( NO ) problems with hiring his talented services for the prosperous advantages he could bring to my Company. A man of his Calibur needs not be justified in my book, he's a proven winner and when times get tough. Mr. George W. Bush has shown he won't back down, no matter who it is. What an asset he would be to any Company big or small....:)

[deadaim]

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW!




Last I checked W wasnt running for anything:confused:

[deadaim]

George W.'s War

By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Friday, June 20, 2008 4:20 PM PT

No one likes war. War is a horrific affair, bloody and expensive.
Sending our men and women into battle to perhaps die or be maimed is
An unconscionable thought.
Yet some wars need to be waged, and someone needs to lead. The
Citizenry and Congress are often ambivalent or largely opposed to any
Given war.
It's up to our leader to convince them. That's why we call the leader
"Commander in Chief."
George W.'s war was no different. There was lots of resistance to it.
Many in Congress were vehemently against the idea. The Commander in
Chief had to lobby for legislative approval.
Along with supporters, George W. Used the force of his convictions,
The power of his title and every ounce of moral persuasion he could
Muster to rally support. He had to assure Congress and the public that
The war was morally justified, winnable and affordable. Congress
Eventually came around and voted overwhelmingly to wage war.
George W. Then lobbied foreign governments for support. But in the
End, only one European nation helped us. The rest of the world sat on
Its hands and watched.
After a few quick victories, things started to go bad. There were many
Dark days when all the news was discouraging Casualties began to mount.
It became obvious that our forces were too small. Congress began to
Drag its feet about funding the effort.
Many who had voted to support the war just a few years earlier were
Beginning to speak against it and accuse the Commander in Chief of
Misleading them. Many critics began to call him incompetent, an idiot
And even a liar. Journalists joined the negative chorus with a vengeance.
As the war entered its fourth year, the public began to grow weary of
The conflict and the casualties. George W.'s popularity plummeted. Yet
Through it all, he stood firm, supporting the troops and endorsing the
Struggle.
Without his unwavering support, the war would have surely ended, then
And there, in overwhelming and total defeat.
At this darkest of times, he began to make some changes. More troops
Were added and trained. Some advisers were shuffled, and new generals
Installed.
Then, unexpectedly and gradually, things began to improve. Now it was
The enemy that appeared to be growing weary of the lengthy conflict
And losing support. Victories began to come, and hope returned.
Many critics in Congress and the press said the improvements were just
George W.'s good luck. The progress, they said, would be temporary. He
Knew, however, that in warfare good fortune counts.
Then, in the unlikeliest of circumstances and perhaps the most
Historic example of military luck, the enemy blundered and was
Resoundingly defeated.
After six long years of war, the Commander in Chief basked in a most
Hard-fought victory.
So on that historic day, Oct. 19, 1781, in a place called Yorktown, a
Satisfied George Washington sat upon his beautiful white horse and
Accepted the surrender of Lord Cornwallis, effectively ending the
Revolutionary War.

FREEDOM IS NOT FREE

[headoftheholler]

This is a 3 year old email, has been on here numerous times

[ptbrauch]

Thought you might want to know a little more about our President..

Bush resume

I will be available in January 2009, am willing to relocate.

RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost'
and is not available. I'd get in his car before I'd get in Ted Kennedy's.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. He graduated from an Ivy League university, that's a good thing. In the jobs I've applied for, I've never once been asked about my GPA (and it was pretty decent). I don't get why this is bad.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas. Don't the citizens of Texas get a vote in their elections too?

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. How do you know that LA just didn't clean up?

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money. I'd vote for that.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. I wish more governors would follow this lead. Heck, I wish they all were trying to set the record.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United
States, after losing by over 500,000 votes. He's not the first president to be elected without winning the popular vote, so I don't get why this is an issue. And what's it matter who appointed the justices?

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week. And?

I set the all-time record for t he biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues. On a points basis, yeah, but it was only 7%. It also occurred on September 17th, 2001. On a percentage basis, that day is not even in the top 10 (Black Monday in 1987 saw a 22% drop in the market).

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I
presided over the biggest energy crisis in history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
The Dems are in control of Congress, why haven't they looked into it further? Could it be that that's nothing to look into?

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States Government. I believe if you look, this is the United States, we have Departments, not Ministries. If you're going to cut and paste such drivel, the least you could do is read it and correct the obvious errors.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. And the UN is good how?

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war'
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. This is bad how?

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election). This is an issue why?

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television. This is an issue why?

I am the first President in U.S.history to order an unprovoked,
preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
U.S.Citizens and the world community. Really? I mean come on, really?

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security. I should care what the Europeans think why?

I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' a WMD.
Damn right!

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW!

Is he up for re-election again? If not, then why would I send this to anyone?

[grouseguy]

Is he up for re-election again? If not, then why would I send this to anyone?

Maybe because John McCain has indicated that he will continue with the same failed policies that were established by the Bush Administration.

[MsgMills]

grouseguy[/LEFT];604088]Maybe because John McCain has indicated that he will continue with the same failed policies that were established by the Bush Administration.

Another fine example of Democrats putting all Republicans in the same hat as each other...Come on Senator John McCain is his own man and he has his own Policies that he will be invoking if elected into Office. So what if he uses or copies some of Bush's Policies...They work and why waste the effort of making them.....

I guess your wanting a Rookie to take over as the Commander In Chief and rely on all the Military Generals to tel him what to do...Or would you prefer he listen to the B***h Nancy Pelosi and do as she says.....

McCain's Political and Military Record speak highly of himself in every aspect there is as to his ability to run this Country after George W. Bush leaves office.

I feel you Democrats are just saddened by the fact that your worthless Representative is lacking in every detail there can be as far as experience for the job....

Oh, by the way he sure can talk and I believe he could sale his followers a Blue Car and swear that it's really red and the followers would believe him..........All Obama is, is nothing but "TALK"...

[Al]

Maybe because John McCain has indicated that he will continue with the same failed policies that were established by the Bush Administration.
LMAO, talking about "misinformed Kentucky voters". Try getting your information somewhere besides DNC sound bites.

[kytrapper]

I think some on here need to be worried about themselves instead of others. They are obviously the minority in the gun owner crowd.

McCain http://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/images/polls/bar2-l.gifhttp://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/images/polls/bar2.gifhttp://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/images/polls/bar2-r.gifhttp://www.kentuckyhunting.net/forums/clear.gif 7778.57%

The Obamites are at 6 and I think half of them are on this post.

[trust me]

If this year's election were Bush vs Obama, I'd vote for Bush, even after acknowledging his missteps.

[kytrapper]

On Sept. 11 my first thought was this is the start of WW III. My second thought was being thankful that Al Gore wasn't president.

[deadaim]

On Sept. 11 my first thought was this is the start of WW III. My second thought was being thankful that Al Gore wasn't president.

AMEN that is the same thought I had.................

[killinmammals]

Obamites
Sounds like the name of a disease...we need to come up with a cure for it...or maybe its one of those weird cults..they have already had the brainwashing coolaid though

[kytrapper]

I think it's mites found on grouse and tweety birds. :D:D They lay eggs in your hair and make you go crazy.

[2speed]

I think it's mites found on grouse and tweety birds. :D:D They lay eggs in your hair and make you go crazy.

I'll just take my ball and go home:D:D THREAD KILLER

[skin_dog1]

most of what I read was positive........

[Clint Daniels]

The Dem's are running scared that there is a President that will not tuck tail and run when the so called intellectual elite propagandize and spin their agenda. We don't want to start a trend that a politician would actually say something and stick to it. I guess Americans are more comfortable with smoke blowers and sugar coaters, But yet were brain washed and follow aimlessly. I believe some of the Dem's would like the wrinkles out Europe's sack if they asked.

[Scott7m]

LOL Poor OLE W

you dems ain't got a leg to stand on with osama obama in your corner....

how anyone in their right mind could say that, that igrnorant sob, could ever be trusted as commander in chief is beyond me..

[slickhead slayer]

That e-mail is about as silly as the one that says Obama was sworn in on the Koran. Funny that the person who posted this, was the one who had the biggest problem with the Obama e-mails.

[raktrakr]

Thats a heck of a resume, and a damn sight better than obamas'! I dont think three years in the senate and running around chicago like "Christopher 2X" constitutes a resume, and it sure as hell dont make one qualified for POTUS