Gun Shot Survivor

[MsgMills]

How's this for a gunshot survivor...
>
> Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws

> and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.
> Several
> people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
> with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
>
> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
> Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had
> been holding her brains in for over an hour.
> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud

> noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the

> back of her head.
> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> recovered.
>
> Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
> could be irrelevant. :D:D:D

[predator]

Lmao.......

[redneck1377]

if this is a true story then she stand to make some money from it when the tv networks picks the story up

[headoftheholler]

Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant. :D:D:D

Could be, but its not.

[maxcam]

Oh gawd my sides hurt........that is funny......too funny

[DaddysDeerHunter]

lol!!!!!!!

[therron258]

this was on mythbusters years ago

[Auk1124]

Snopes.com says that urban legend is at least ten years old. Leave it to a Repub to re-tell an old lie and then blame it on a Dem. :D

[2speed]

this was on mythbusters years ago
BUSTED...................

[MsgMills]

It was posted as strictly a " JOKE " for all to read.....Why all the fanfare about looking up snopes, mythbusters or whatever else to see if it actually happened.....Some of you peeps take too much you read too serious.......

:D:D:D = should have given away the thread as a joke of a sort.....:eek:

[canemaker]

For what it's worth, I thought it was funny. My wife is still on the floor laughing because she's a blonde and can relate. It's a joke...lighten up!

[droopy]

i think i may work with her.:eek: but she means well.

[corndogggy]

It was posted as strictly a " JOKE " for all to read.....Why all the fanfare about looking up snopes, mythbusters or whatever else to see if it actually happened.....Some of you peeps take too much you read too serious.......

:D:D:D = should have given away the thread as a joke of a sort.....:eek:


Some people just can't have fun unless they can prove that somebody else is wrong. ;)

[Auk1124]

It was posted as strictly a " JOKE " for all to read.....Why all the fanfare about looking up snopes, mythbusters or whatever else to see if it actually happened.....Some of you peeps take too much you read too serious.......

:D:D:D = should have given away the thread as a joke of a sort.....:eek:

There's been so much political mudslinging on here that anything with a political jab in it is going to get taken more seriously than it should. That, and there have been posts of chain-email crap on here presented as if it were true. I guess that's why I have a hair-trigger with snopes when I see chain-email stuff. Sorry.

[nwest]

maybe thier should be a waiting period on canned biscuits:D:eek:.