pentail
04-17-2008, 09:23 PM
Took all 3 kids to the blind this evening, the first I have been home before dark this week. Here is what I learned:
A 3 year old has no concept of "whisper"
A 5 year old can find so many places in a Brickhouse 360 blind to stuff jelly beans, that I might never get them all out
A 12 oz. bottle of Coke Zero, when shaken enough, will spray every square inch of the inside of said brickhouse blind.:mad:
A 7 year old, who is a "seasoned hunter" as he has been turkey and deer hunting with me for 2 years now, will explain at least a hundred times that we will not see any turkeys "cause yall are being to loud"
The same 7 year old will also explain that "we might not get a turkey tonight, but, its ok, cause thats just how nature works"
folding chairs make a ton of noise when the occupents are constantly standing up and down.
a 3 year old will scream "theres a turkey!" every time he looks out the blind window and spots the full strut decoy.
The deer tracks in the ground inside our blind means a deer had to have been inside there at some time, probably when it was raining outside.
If you call loudly and often, the turkeys will come faster
Its ok to wear camo, but a 5 year old girl must also wear a matching "pretty" head band and bracelet in case we get a turkey and there are pictures to be taken.
and finaly, you can't kill a turkey with a 3, 5 and 7 year old in the blind with you
A 3 year old has no concept of "whisper"
A 5 year old can find so many places in a Brickhouse 360 blind to stuff jelly beans, that I might never get them all out
A 12 oz. bottle of Coke Zero, when shaken enough, will spray every square inch of the inside of said brickhouse blind.:mad:
A 7 year old, who is a "seasoned hunter" as he has been turkey and deer hunting with me for 2 years now, will explain at least a hundred times that we will not see any turkeys "cause yall are being to loud"
The same 7 year old will also explain that "we might not get a turkey tonight, but, its ok, cause thats just how nature works"
folding chairs make a ton of noise when the occupents are constantly standing up and down.
a 3 year old will scream "theres a turkey!" every time he looks out the blind window and spots the full strut decoy.
The deer tracks in the ground inside our blind means a deer had to have been inside there at some time, probably when it was raining outside.
If you call loudly and often, the turkeys will come faster
Its ok to wear camo, but a 5 year old girl must also wear a matching "pretty" head band and bracelet in case we get a turkey and there are pictures to be taken.
and finaly, you can't kill a turkey with a 3, 5 and 7 year old in the blind with you