RocketRider
04-11-2008, 10:30 AM
> WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
>
> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
>
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
> 'You must be single.' I was a bit
> startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's
> intuition, since I was indeed sing le I looked at the six items on the belt
> and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have
> tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
>
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
> 'Well, you know what, you're ab solutely right. But how on earth did you
> know that?'
>
>
> The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
>
:D
RR~
>
> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
>
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
> 'You must be single.' I was a bit
> startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's
> intuition, since I was indeed sing le I looked at the six items on the belt
> and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have
> tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
>
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
> 'Well, you know what, you're ab solutely right. But how on earth did you
> know that?'
>
>
> The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
>
:D
RR~