Questions you can't answer

[Split_Ear]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

[keith meador]

those are good.....

one i have always thought about.......why do fishermen in boats cast as close to the bank as possible, but fishermen on the bank cast out into the water as far as possible?

if you are driving at the speed of light, and turn your headlights on, do they cast a beam, and if they do, do they do it at twice the speed of light?

[GSP]

those are good.....

one i have always thought about.......why do fishermen in boats cast as close to the bank as possible, but fishermen on the bank cast out into the water as far as possible?

if you are driving at the speed of light, and turn your headlights on, do they cast a beam, and if they do, do they do it at twice the speed of light?

But an even deeper thought. If you are traveling at twice the speed of light and look behind you, what do you see? Yourself coming toward you?

[turkeytalker]

But an even deeper thought. If you are traveling at twice the speed of light and look behind you, what do you see? Yourself coming toward you?


I've got to go throw up:(

[grousebuster]

Superman is bulletproof. Bullets bouncing off of him in the midst of gunfire. Yet, if someone throws a gun at him he ducks. The old Superman classics make me laugh.:D

[keith meador]

I've got to go throw up:(

why, did you try GSP's suggestion?:eek:

[turkeytalker]

why, did you try GSP's suggestion?:eek:

You ever seen that show mythbusters keith?

I done me a little mythbustin,first I did burn out 3 60watt light bulbs tryin to turn around,got a little sick but hey that just makes room for a few more right?

After drinking about six more and seein i only had one more bulb in the house i got one of those little face paintin mirrors off my daughter and never once did i see myself coming, at least before the light was on.


MYTH BUSTED

[raktrakr]

Does a chicken piss???

[slow-bow]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[turkeytalker]

Is the motive of this thread to brain screw society?:confused: Dang get civilized people

[trust me]

Superman is bulletproof. Bullets bouncing off of him in the midst of gunfire. Yet, if someone throws a gun at him he ducks. The old Superman classics make me laugh.:D

That's a good one. Another one was in an old Japanese series, had a guy trying to disarm a nuclear bomb. He dropped his screwdriver and he threw the girl to the ground and covered her up. "Get Back!" he said. "It might go off!" I laughed for weeks over that one.

[Yungun]

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window

[shot'm&hook'm]

Is it realy a light bulb or is it a dark sucker? The gov. just wants you to think it puts out light but they are realy charging you to dipose of your darkness!

[mossyhorns]

If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

[killinmammals]

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window
HAHA...now that is a good one!!

[greenskeeter]

Why is there a date on sour cream? Is that when it goes good?

[trust me]

Why is there a date on sour cream? Is that when it goes good?

That date is on there for a reason. Trust me this one.

[semperhunting]

Is a question without an answer really a question?

[turkeytalker]

Best one yet, How did Obama get elected as CIC?

[barney]

Does a chicken piss???
No! And.........after years of research, I finally found out what that white, chalky substance is, thats on chicken and bird crap!

[trust me]

No! And.........after years of research, I finally found out what that white, chalky substance is, thats on chicken and bird crap!

Everybody has an uncle that plays jokes on unsuspecting kids, right? I had one.

"Hey boy. You know what that stuff right there on the ground is?"

It was obvious what it was, but I said, "No. What is it?"

"Boy, that's chicken s--t. See that white stuff on top of it? Know what that is?"

He had my interest so I said, "No, what's that?"

He said, "That's chicken s--t, too."

Of course all the adults got a laugh at my expense but it gave me one to pull on my own nephews 25 years later.

[killinmammals]

Everybody has an uncle that plays jokes on unsuspecting kids, right? I had one.

"Hey boy. You know what that stuff right there on the ground is?"

It was obvious what it was, but I said, "No. What is it?"

"Boy, that's chicken s--t. See that white stuff on top of it? Know what that is?"

He had my interest so I said, "No, what's that?"

He said, "That's chicken s--t, too."

Of course all the adults got a laugh at my expense but it gave me one to pull on my own nephews 25 years later.
How bout this one...ever scratch a male goat's beard...try it out...they love it:D

[Mepperson]

Does a chicken piss???

Oooh, I know this one...no, not really. The urine is mixed in with the solid waste, that's why most bird poop is runny!

[treerat]

here is one to think about,,,,,if an electric train is going south at 50 mph,,,and the wind is blowing 30 mph west,,,which way does the smoke go????,,,,,,i know,,i have to much time on my hands right now,,,,,

[watermelon3308]

if you lay a chickens head on the ground and with your index finger with some pressure.slide it down its beak real fast it will hipnetize the chicken.didnt beleive it till i seen it

[semperhunting]

here is one to think about,,,,,if an electric train is going south at 50 mph,,,and the wind is blowing 30 mph west,,,which way does the smoke go????,,,,,,i know,,i have to much time on my hands right now,,,,,

Umm...:eek:

[westkybanded]

if you are driving at the speed of light, and turn your headlights on, do they cast a beam, and if they do, do they do it at twice the speed of light?


No.

Well, sort of no, but sort of no you can't do that.

The theories of relativity and causality suggest that traveling at the speed of light or greater would be physically impossible because as you approach the speed of light, your mass exponentially grows greater and greater until you run out of universe.

The other problem is that the acceleration required would use infinate ammounts of energy... Thus turning on a 60 watt bulb would take infinity +60w. That's impossible.



Quit being silly Keith... This is a forum for grownupeds.

[lab]

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

[quackrstackr]

here is one to think about,,,,,if an electric train is going south at 50 mph,,,and the wind is blowing 30 mph west,,,which way does the smoke go????,,,,,,i know,,i have to much time on my hands right now,,,,,

Up?

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

They get punched in the face.

[hannibal]

it's an electric train

[Combat Triad]

If a stealth bomber crashes in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? And how will they find it?

[Combat Triad]

Why is it called a Menstrual cycle? Why not call it a Womenstrual cycle?

Why is it called a Hysterectomy? Why not call it a Hersterectomy?

Why are they called Gynecologists? Why not call them Girlnecologists?

Why not call Hemorrhoids Asteroids?

[Tim T]

If a man makes a statement and a woman is not around to hear it...is he still wrong?

[quackrstackr]

it's an electric train

The vast majority of them nowdays are, even the ones that blow black diesel smoke. ;)