the new elite fighting unit going to iraq,,FUNNY!!

[treerat]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u302/ken50243/cid_002701c87f035c8f171064E5FC78sav.jpg

[cnc]

I love it.

[chucky]

Sounds like a good plan:D

[lonesomepine]

I'm sure Kentucky will send it's fair share in the Elite Fighting Force,especially since we've had a bitter rivalry with Iraq for quite a few years =
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27764

[barney]

I'm sure Kentucky will send it's fair share in the Elite Fighting Force,especially since we've had a bitter rivalry with Iraq for quite a few years =
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27764
About once a week........for no particular reason, I just grab what ever gun that is handy, step outside...or if its raining, just go to the back door, hollar...WOOHOOOOO, and let one rip! I don't know why........just genetics, I guess?
I remember a few years ago, I shot about dusk, almost every evening......1 shot, with a 243...just felt good,:rolleyes: hearing the shot echo, across the bottoms and up the holler.
About a month later, I ran into a friend, who just happend to be BIL, to my closest neighbor, when he saw me he started laughin, I said what is so funny? He said I was visiting with my BIL, the other day, and out of the blue, he said "they ain't goin to be any deer, to hunt this year" my friend said, why not?......... BIL, said........"well....ole barney, shoots one,....just about every evening"! My friend said, how do ya know hes killin deer, and not just shootin?......His BIL said,"Well, barney just shoots one time......almost every day, and right at dark, and then he hollars WOOHOOOOO, that means the deer is down". I thought my friend, was gonna bust a gut, he was laughing so hard!
So now, when I take a notion to fire a shot, I don't hollar.....I just figure that way, my neighbor will think................ I missed. LOL:D

[schroader]

That not RIGHT,:eek:, there going to save the best for last but,... Its just in time for Billary to bring the troops home.:D