My prank on a couple friends...lets hear yours!

[killinmammals]

All the names will remain unknown to protect the innocent.
My buddies and I like to give each other crap all the time and cut up and have a good time. Well, one night at a bar not to long ago we were all drinkin sittin at a table. Some HOT....I mean HOT girls kept lookin our way, probably because we were being stupid and havin fun, but anyway. Well one of my buddies always thinks girls are always lookin at him, but he never goes and talks to them. I have always just said who cares and talked to them. Well I told him he was a panzie and I would go talk to them for him since I am pretty much married. I go over and say hi blah blah blah and said something about my friend thought they were checkin him out. They just kinda looked shocked I would come out and say it. I told them not to waste their time because he and the guy next to him were gay together, then turned to my buddy and waved, he waved back and I said, yep that one right there. Well I walked over and told him they were just out having fun and thats about it, later his "boyfriend" was at the bar getting a drink and one of the chicks was at the bar. He tried to talk to her and came back saying she just looked at him and said "such a shame"!!! After I had a few more beers and the girls left, I told them both about my master plan....needless to say they were MAD....but after about 2 seconds of being mad, they just laughed and said it was a good one, but they would get me back.
Anybody got any pranks they have played on friends...let hear 'em!!:D

[droopy]

last year my aunt came in from florida during the chicken festival,well after we met for dinner she had to travel back streets back to grandmothers apartmant.she is sure not the best driver in the world anyway so i had a city police friend of mine stop her,she got the works,field sobriety test and all,i got a real good laugh out of it and a huge butt chewing.:D

[chucky]

Last year me and two other buddys went fishing. During the late spring and summer we go fishing for the biggest blues and flatheads we can find. Another buddy of ours was coming down that night. We had been fishing in 90-93 degree weather all day and all the bait that dies we put in a 5-gal bucket with a little water. We save that bait until it gets a good smell and then start using it. There was about 30-40 dead bluegill, creek chubs and mud cats. We had been doing so good all day with live bait we didnt get to use any of the dead bait. Well the dead bait swelled up all the water and we had to move the bucket back away from us because of the smell. It also formed a little crust on top. Our fourth buddy shows up after dark. While he is getting his poles rigged and ready he watches two of us reel in five fish in only fifteen mins. He asked what we were using. We said, dead bait over in the bucket. We was setting there and we started hearing a uuh, uuh. Were it was dark he had stuck his arm in the bucket and broke thru the crust. When he did that the swollen fish underneath busted. While gaging he asked if that what we were really using and we lost it. When he pulled his arm out he got a real good smell of it and he blowed everywhere for ten mins. It took over a hour of scrubing to get the smell off. He has gotten one of us back he still owes two of us.:D

[killinmammals]

Both of those are hilarious!!! We have used stink baits for pranks before and it's always funny:D

[ky_bull]

Heres a good one, I recommend doing it during archery, because if its gun season you might get shot. If you have a hunting buddy who uses a blind, find it and sneak in it one morning you know hes going hunting. You might wear a mask of some sort as well as a flashlight. When he starts getting in the blind, shine the light on your face and makes some noise. Theyll likely mess thier pants, if they dont kill ya first.

[turkeytalker]

Heres a good one, I recommend doing it during archery, because if its gun season you might get shot. If you have a hunting buddy who uses a blind, find it and sneak in it one morning you know hes going hunting. You might wear a mask of some sort as well as a flashlight. When he starts getting in the blind, shine the light on your face and makes some noise. Theyll likely mess thier pants, if they dont kill ya first.


! Disclaimer! Does not work well if your buddy is a traditional shooter that likes to stalk his blind!!!!!:eek:

[slickhead slayer]

Im Back got me real good the other day.
I visit his wife sometimes when he is at work. And the other day I left my underwear. A few days later when I came back he had my underwear up the flagpole. That rascal got me good.

[RutNBuck]

long story short
spring break Myrtle Beach
3 guys on the hunts for some ladies

i myself hooked up early (shh dont tell the mrs)
another guy hooked up with a turn the lights outer

but he soon fell head over heels with her she had another friend that was kinda like a guy friend to us..
after a week of fun
the ladies told us that they were flying out the next am early
so we all did the nice to have met you girls etc talk

so me and guy # 3 decided we was going to have some fun out guy #2
by telling him that we found out the girl he was sweet on was really a guy

Oh we already had plans to tease for the rest of his life about this but never let him know the truth...all was going as planned and we broke the news to him i swear he was about to bawl,puke,jump in the ocean all at the same time

he was pale lookin i mean imagine if you found out you were kissin on a guy
YUCK

anyways it back fired on us the ladies missed their plane and took another flight later in the day....Oh when he saw her he was fired up BUT we was busting laughn and had to admit we was lying to him about the guy deal

IT was one of those you just had to be there

[chadwimc]

I had a few of these made up. I hung them on the tree stands of a young Marine I know. He took it pretty well. He left them up most of the season. He gave me one for a suovenier. I hung it on my ATV trailer.

[newshooter05]

when my friend got married he bragged about how great his sex life was and he kept on and on so one day i told him that i was old and had been married longer than he was old but if his wife ever had me she would throw rocks at him. he cussed me some but i smiled and went back to what i was doing. about a week later i was at his house waiting for him and we were going fishing. he had gone to the bait store and me and his wife were standing beside my truck just chatting when he drove up. i picked up a couple of small rocks and told her to see how close she could get to him . she tossed the rocks at him as he was getting out of his truck and the look on his face was worth a pile of gold. he turned red and didn't know if he should hit me smile at me or just cuss me.his wife had no idea what was going on and i left before he explained it to her. she was poed for a couple of weeks but he thought it was funny after awhile. i still get antsy tho cause i know payback is a muther.
david

[killinmammals]

when my friend got married he bragged about how great his sex life was and he kept on and on so one day i told him that i was old and had been married longer than he was old but if his wife ever had me she would throw rocks at him. he cussed me some but i smiled and went back to what i was doing. about a week later i was at his house waiting for him and we were going fishing. he had gone to the bait store and me and his wife were standing beside my truck just chatting when he drove up. i picked up a couple of small rocks and told her to see how close she could get to him . she tossed the rocks at him as he was getting out of his truck and the look on his face was worth a pile of gold. he turned red and didn't know if he should hit me smile at me or just cuss me.his wife had no idea what was going on and i left before he explained it to her. she was poed for a couple of weeks but he thought it was funny after awhile. i still get antsy tho cause i know payback is a muther.
david
HAHA...I can imagine the look on his face!

[yote hunter]

heres a good one to use on your hunting buddies.get there early and use your climber to get up in their tree if you no where it is, and put up some "blair witch"stick figures all up and around his tree.so when he is up there the next morning he gets a freaky suprize when it gets light:D

[RocketRider]

Several years ago just the week before the annual work weekend at camp I had surgery on one eye. I had stitches all over the place and I knew questions would come up sometime during the weekend so I was ready.
Dean, the president of the lease was the quiet type, nice guy, but didn't talk a lot.
So, Saturday evening after working all day we're sitting around the camp fire when he says "So, what's with all the stitches?" I told him "Well, they had to remove two (benign) tumors, one above and one below my eyeball. That wasn't the worst part though...they had to graft some skin from my 'man' area and the plastic surgeon had to repair my eyelid."
Dean just shook his head & then I said "Yup, the doctor said I'll be ok....just a little 'cock-eyed'!"

well, mister quiet actually fell out of his chair!! hehe

RR~

[keith meador]

one that my buddies in the army used to pull......raise the toilet seat, cover the toilet opening with saran wrap, then lower the seat and walk out. make sure you can outrun the guy/girl that falls victim to this prank, most are not in good humor when they fall to this one.

[pentail]

years ago, I might have hidden the occasional breasted out duck carcass under or behind the truck seat of whichever huntin buddy couldn't roll his hungover butt out of bed that morning for the hunt:D

[barney]

years ago, I might have hidden the occasional breasted out duck carcass under or behind the truck seat of whichever huntin buddy couldn't roll his hungover butt out of bed that morning for the hunt:D
I have found it AMAZING, what a 1.5 inch bluegill tucked under the carpet of a new truck, will do for that new truck smell,lmao:D

[killinmammals]

I have found it AMAZING, what a 1.5 inch bluegill tucked under the carpet of a new truck, will do for that new truck smell,lmao:D
OR...stuck in the ac vents on the passenger side of the vehicle. They never think to look in that pass. side vent:D

[pentail]

OR...stuck in the ac vents on the passenger side of the vehicle. They never think to look in that pass. side vent:D

3 or 4 shrimp shells work like a charm as well, bout two days in the sun with the windows rolled up and you pretty much need to total a truck. at least thats what I hear;):eek:

[killinmammals]

3 or 4 shrimp shells work like a charm as well, bout two days in the sun with the windows rolled up and you pretty much need to total a truck. at least thats what I hear;):eek:
never thought about shrimp...that would work for sure too!!! I know one, it pretty nasty, I personaly never did it, but know some who have. Its called the upper decker...drop a load in the toilet tank, then put the lid back on and walk away. When your buddy goes to flush the water isn't the right color if you know what I mean. Its the gift that keeps on giving!:eek: