tenntucky
02-04-2008, 10:02 AM
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
> diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
>
> As she bends over to look more
> closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
>
> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
> right now.
>
> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
> salesman standing right behind her.
>
> Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
> salesman greets the lady with,
> 'Good day, Madam.. How may we help you today?'
>
> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
> been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
> 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
>
> He answers,
> 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going
> to **** when I tell you the price.'
> diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
>
> As she bends over to look more
> closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
>
> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
> right now.
>
> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
> salesman standing right behind her.
>
> Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
> salesman greets the lady with,
> 'Good day, Madam.. How may we help you today?'
>
> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
> been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
> 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
>
> He answers,
> 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going
> to **** when I tell you the price.'