raktrakr
02-02-2008, 07:58 PM
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey is running all around the place. He grabs some
olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats
them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the pool balls and to
everyone's amazement, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
'No, what?'
'He just ate a pool ball....... whole!'
'Well, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy, 'he eats everything in
sight. I'm sorry about that, but I'll pay for the ball and stuff.' The guy
finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
A few weeks later the guy and his monkey are back. He orders a drink and
the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is sipping on
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks it up
his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut,
sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
'No, what?'
'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
it. Then he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!' said
the bartender.
'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy. 'He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he sh*t that cue ball, he measures
everything first.
he's drinking, the monkey is running all around the place. He grabs some
olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats
them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the pool balls and to
everyone's amazement, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
'No, what?'
'He just ate a pool ball....... whole!'
'Well, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy, 'he eats everything in
sight. I'm sorry about that, but I'll pay for the ball and stuff.' The guy
finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
A few weeks later the guy and his monkey are back. He orders a drink and
the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is sipping on
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks it up
his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut,
sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
'No, what?'
'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
it. Then he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!' said
the bartender.
'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy. 'He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he sh*t that cue ball, he measures
everything first.