MsgMills
10-22-2007, 11:12 AM
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my
country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out
of one man, put it in another, and have him
out looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We cantake
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and
have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have both of them
out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone,
interjected, "You guys are way behind.
We are about to take a woman with no
brains and no heart, send her to Washington
where she will become President,
and then half the country will be out looking for work."
:)
country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out
of one man, put it in another, and have him
out looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We cantake
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and
have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have both of them
out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone,
interjected, "You guys are way behind.
We are about to take a woman with no
brains and no heart, send her to Washington
where she will become President,
and then half the country will be out looking for work."
:)