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buckfever
10-18-2007, 11:54 AM
Some props for all the jarheads out there. . . .

A large group of Al-Qaeda fighters are moving down a road when they
hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One MARINE is better than ten Al-Qaeda fighters ".

The Al-Qaeda commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One MARINE is better than one-hundred Al-Qaeda fighters."

Furious, the Al-Qaeda commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.

The MARINE'S voice calls out again: "One MARINE is better than one-thousand Al-Qaeda fighters."

The enraged Al-Qaeda commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and Cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Al-Qaeda fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There are two of them."

:)

EKY.MTN.HUNTER
10-18-2007, 12:55 PM
lol, good stuff buckfever.

killinmammals
10-19-2007, 01:16 AM
haha....wish only two of them could wipe them all out!!!

mrdux
10-19-2007, 09:37 AM
Lewis Grizzard did that same joke several years ago but it was 2 rebels against the Yankee army at Stone Mountain.

eddiejohn4
10-21-2007, 08:58 PM
lol, Semper Fi

Pooge
10-21-2007, 09:01 PM
Ooh Rah... I will send this one to Tim. He will like it.

wolverine82
10-22-2007, 10:00 AM
LOL, that's pretty good.