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AteUp
10-17-2007, 10:26 PM
I searched and couldn't find this on here so I apologize if it's already been posted

LETTER FROM A FARM KID,
(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING.)

Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,
Carole

naturalelite
10-17-2007, 10:31 PM
lmao that was a Good N

HillBillyFiveO
10-18-2007, 01:14 AM
Kinda sounds like Elly Mae from Beverly Hillbillies. Got me to laugh! :D

Floyd T.

nwest
10-18-2007, 01:25 AM
Good one:D

MsgMills
10-18-2007, 06:22 AM
Had me till the end, then the laughing really hit....lol:D

newshooter05
10-18-2007, 10:42 AM
this tail reminded me of what a medical captain told me once. i was getting over some shaperial i caught in my leg from a rpg2 in nam and i was having to go with some doctors and nurses ( all male) to villages as a driver/body guard.we were setting around eating what the villagers offered( i have no idea what it was but it stunk) and jawing and this captain asked me where i was from and when i told him he said " thank god" hillbillies make the best body guards.not sure how he knew i was a hill billy but i did find out he made a good head cover during a morter attack.we had a lot of officers and few sand bags.
david

Snareman2
10-18-2007, 10:48 AM
Kinda sounds like Elly Mae from Beverly Hillbillies. Got me to laugh! :D

Floyd T.

That is exactly what I was thinking. I got that a few years ago in an e-mail. That's always funny.

rangerman2003
10-18-2007, 10:54 AM
hahah thats funny....