nwest
10-17-2007, 09:51 PM
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -
Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc. Johnny was being
uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to
the alley with some guy for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by his
statement immediately changed the subject and hurriedly set the other
children to work on a coloring project. She then took Little Johnny
aside
and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said
Johnny,
"He's the defensive coordinator at the University of Louisville. I was
just too
embarrassed to say that."
children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -
Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc. Johnny was being
uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to
the alley with some guy for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by his
statement immediately changed the subject and hurriedly set the other
children to work on a coloring project. She then took Little Johnny
aside
and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said
Johnny,
"He's the defensive coordinator at the University of Louisville. I was
just too
embarrassed to say that."