praying birds

[Tim T]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female
parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say" the priest inquired..

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem
I have two male talking parrots, which I have
taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and
we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship!"

"Thank you," the woman responded,
"This may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots
to the priest's house. As he ushered
her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison,
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male
parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered."